"If you're doin' business with a religious son of a bitch, GET IT IN WRITING. His word ain't worth nothin'... not with the good lord tellin' him how to fuck you on the deal."

William S Burroughs, Words of Advice for Young People

"It don't mean nothing, no victim, no crime
It don't mean nothing till you sign it on the dotted line."
- Richard Marx "Don't Mean Nothing"

"I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right"

God Thinks - Voltaire

"I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor; and when I die, I expect to find him laughing."
- Depeche Mode "Blasphemous Rumors"

"I find it kinda funny...
find it kidna sad...
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had..."

"Mad World"

"You said you'd follow
Breaking through what seems hollow
When you dream
You dream in color."
- Collide "Dreamsleep"

Da deh da dum deh da da Da deh da dum deh da da
Da deh da dum deh da da Da deh da dum deh da da dum

I Dream of Genie - Da Vinci's Notebook version

It's the Seventh Dream of a Teenage Heaven
-Love & Rockets

shake em up shake em up shake em up shake em..shake em up and watch me break em breakin up niggas with the seven..seven.eleven..

Ice Cube...Today was a good day

"Throw your hands in the air...If you think you're a player..."
Notorious B.I.G.-"Poppa"

They've torn the life-blood from your naked eyes
Cast aside to be forlorn

wasureta shikisou sae kono basho de kimi to utsusu
saishokukoku ni kieta hakanaki kimi to monokuro no kizu
sora aokiyoki jidai no naka de kowareta yume to
tsumibukaki kaimamitakoku akutoku ga naku ichiya no shun

"Drain away", Dir En Grey

"Never offer sympathy to the mentally ill. Tell them firmly, I am not paid to listen to this drivel. You are a terminal fool."

Words of Advice again

'Cuz n this life
Things r much harder than n the afterworld
N this life
U'r on ur own

& if de-elevator triez 2 bring u down
Go crazy

-Prince - "Let'z Go Crazy"

Jackie’s in the elevator
Lingerie second floor
She said ’can I see you later
And love you just a little more?

Aoerosmith - Love in an Elevator

I'm just a sweet Transvestite
from Transexual, Transylvania-ha-ha

-Tim Curry as Dr Frankenfurter
Sweet Transvestite - Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Look into their eyes and you'll become Transylvanian concubine.
You know what flows here like wine; stay here with us, it's just time."
- Rasputina "Transylvanin Concubine"

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

The Monster Mash - Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers

"Drinking blood seems glamorous, but it gets pretty old;
So, we put our coffins up for sale and headed down the road.
We thought we were heading south in our late model hearse.
We had no clue that we were heading from bad to worse "
- Hammerdowns "Vampire Roadrip"

Had to use the song again; its one of my favorites for humor.

We got into a car
Away we started rollin'
I said "How much you pay for this?"
She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"

Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl