• Random Junkie Christ Thread

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:05 pm**

LunaSea wrote:Why do i always fall for cold heartless men who couldnt care less about me?

because they/we are the most fun.

well adjusted boring bois are boring.

same is true for guys that go for bad gerls

its the adventure and the impossibility factor.

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:21 am**

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:
work is supposed to be a place where you can vandalize the common fucktard.

see mostly I got ot wrok for the money, but the money isnt really worth it....the entertainment is what makes my job worth the x $ per hour....try these fun diddies

tape a tracball to the mouse....obviously when no one is looking.....laughs ensue......after this joke has run its course. I am fond of puttin superglue on the left click button....this will definitely top your last antic. You may also want to try changing the mouse settings like the echo drag or the speed of the mouse's drag.........or make the mouse a "left handed" mouse. this is a guaranteed irritant.

Whoopie rubber baby buggy bumpers are a great laugh and always a guarantee.

Now I have a problem with evesdropping...and a particular person I work with has super mutherfucking sonic hearing and likes to jump in on my private A and B conversations .......you can always take care of that with the "is your rash any better" conversation. WEll it didnt take care of the problem.....but laughs ensue when you begin to describe the oozy blisters while you know she is listening.....be sure to drop words like STD....and the "clinic" and cream....not to mention....dont scratch at it....breakout...and my favorite "did you tell your new girlfriend about it???I mean you know its spread from doing THAT right?" "Nah, I figured the bitch deserved the blisters too!"

Our internet usage used to be monitored before we lost our access...I liked to sign in on different people's names who were too stupid to ever change their password and look up porn......Error 404s come up on a log......laughs ensue

That so rocks, and is probably a bit easier and safer than acid in the community water up here.

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:49 pm**

I have noticed, that after our little chat last week, I have gladly been closing my circle off. Droping one at a time, its kinda weird to tell people I've been " freidns" with for 5 years what idiots they are and that they can just fuck off. Thanks

remember, people are as expendable as the busted condom that spawned them.

Fucking briliant.

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:48 pm**

why junkie? just WHY?

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:57 pm**

Ligeia wrote:why junkie? just WHY?

because chaos and disorder motivates humankind to resolve new discoveries and salvations.
in english: the more fucked up shit is, the better our species thrives.

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 12:36 pm**

Opthalmic Migraine's?.......................discuss

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:05 pm**

Do you think that I am going to pass you in posts?
If so, how long before I do?
If not, why not?

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:22 pm**

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Opthalmic Migraine's?.......................discuss

i know some people that suffer from them but ive never read anything on them
i do plan on reading up on that after finals.
let me get back to you on that

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:25 pm**

Coor wrote:Do you think that I am going to pass you in posts?
If so, how long before I do?
If not, why not?

yes i do
not too long
and ill just tell you why
i barely post anymore outside of the dumpster because of all the kids and trolls on the board scaring away most of the people that made this board fun for me.
that and i dont have time to post anymore. alot of shit active right now, and for once its not all bad. im getting involved in alot of shit and it gets my time
im betting everyone will forget about me my decemeber or so............ :twisted:

and then ill move there and have to redo all this shit.
:twisted:

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:31 pm**

OOOh, I won't forget about you. If you were gone who would I waste my engery on stupid stuff? or worse, who would give me a kick in the ass to the right directon :shock:

You cant leave :cry:

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:56 pm**

Coor wrote:OOOh, I won't forget about you. If you were gone who would I waste my engery on stupid stuff? or worse, who would give me a kick in the ass to the right directon

You cant leave

use that energy to devote some time to a spellchecker...

naa.. even now i wonder when i show to next sanctus who will actually hold a conversation with me. one part because ive been gone for so long it makes people wonder what to they talk about and two... who remembers me at all. ive been away for a while and ive changed quite a bit. apprance as well as internally, but i think im going to revert my looks before this weekend.

but anyway, i have do doubt you wont forget me lil sis. :-D

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:59 pm**

Coor wrote:
OOOh, I won't forget about you. If you were gone who would I waste my engery on stupid stuff? or worse, who would give me a kick in the ass to the right directon

You cant leave

use that energy to devote some time to a spellchecker...

naa.. even now i wonder when i show to next sanctus who will actually hold a conversation with me. one part because ive been gone for so long it makes people wonder what to they talk about and two... who remembers me at all. ive been away for a while and ive changed quite a bit. apprance as well as internally, but i think im going to revert my looks before this weekend.

but anyway, i have do doubt you wont forget me lil sis.

Look, unless you want me to end the world, I can't use spellchecker. Considering, I only put up with your shit I guess that doesn't matter at all. Yea, that's right I said it *Irish Pub Fightening Stance* Whatcha gonna do about it?

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:05 pm**

Coor wrote:
Coor wrote:
OOOh, I won't forget about you. If you were gone who would I waste my engery on stupid stuff? or worse, who would give me a kick in the ass to the right directon

You cant leave

use that energy to devote some time to a spellchecker...

naa.. even now i wonder when i show to next sanctus who will actually hold a conversation with me. one part because ive been gone for so long it makes people wonder what to they talk about and two... who remembers me at all. ive been away for a while and ive changed quite a bit. apprance as well as internally, but i think im going to revert my looks before this weekend.

but anyway, i have do doubt you wont forget me lil sis.

Look, unless you want me to end the world, I can't use spellchecker. Considering, I only put up with your shit I guess that doesn't matter at all. Yea, that's right I said it *Irish Pub Fightening Stance* Whatcha gonna do about it?

:cockslap:
:twisted:

when the concussion heals from the cockslap.. to quote clutch
"comeout mother fucker lets throw down"
:pinches coor's cheeks:
aww how cute.

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:16 pm**

Ohh, you lil fucker, just because I'm 5'0 and i wear pink doesn't mean I'm little doll. Excuse me while I put on my badass cowboy hat, well the chain makes it

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:06 pm**

Coor wrote:Ohh, you lil fucker, just because I'm 5'0 and i wear pink doesn't mean I'm little doll. Excuse me while I put on my badass cowboy hat, well the chain makes it

that would be my hat you refer too.
and there is someone whos allowed to wear it.
and your not her. :-D

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:31 pm**

Coor wrote:
Ohh, you lil fucker, just because I'm 5'0 and i wear pink doesn't mean I'm little doll. Excuse me while I put on my badass cowboy hat, well the chain makes it

that would be my hat you refer too.
and there is someone whos allowed to wear it.
and your not her.

No I was refering to MY hat, the one that JOE gave ME!
<giggles>

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:39 pm**

Coor wrote:
Coor wrote:
Ohh, you lil fucker, just because I'm 5'0 and i wear pink doesn't mean I'm little doll. Excuse me while I put on my badass cowboy hat, well the chain makes it

that would be my hat you refer too.
and there is someone whos allowed to wear it.
and your not her.

No I was refering to MY hat, the one that JOE gave ME!
<giggles>

step off lil lady he gave me that hat a good year before you were legal.

now enough idle conversation to build your posts, you can talk to me on aim.
QUESTIONS?

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:17 pm**

junkie christ wrote::cockslap:

U offering thoze 2 every1?

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:25 pm**

The Stormstress wrote:
junkie christ wrote::cockslap:

U offering thoze 2 every1?

sure.
if you will all form a line outside the ask JC thread...
ill drive by in a golf cart and get everyone at once.
:twisted:

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:33 pm**

Hey I wasn't building my post count, and your lazy ass hasn't been on AIM ALL day! I fell asleep at work, thanks for being there

Oh, I thought the Joe story was a nice touch. :twisted: