Dude it was a joke. You are an asshole. I remember the first thing you said to me was somewhere around "Shut the Fuck up, I'll prove you wrong." Very few people have ever proved me wrong to the point that I will shut up. You sir do it quite often and well.

Oh yea... YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, but that's why I like talkin' to ya

RavenLunatic wrote:

Lost Traveler wrote:Or are you saying you like buff men (well your local gym is just down the block, women on this board are famous for liking those guys)

Personally, I think muscle bound guys are nasty looking! All buldging veins! Just be yourself & have fun & whatever happens happens! If all guys/girls were the same it wouldn't be challenging!

Tall skinny guys are just SEXY!!!

<<<<<<<<<<<<< how about short round balding 70 yr olds? (okay tor was almot 7 ft tall but thats not the question).

I just never understood why nice guys have to finish last.........

Lost Traveler wrote:<<<<<<<<<<<<< how about short round balding 70 yr olds? (okay tor was almot 7 ft tall but thats not the question).

um...no!!!

As far as decent guys out there... It just depends. Everyone has their own view point on decent. We are all insane....what insanity matches up with yours? Do you like a man to be firm with you? or do you prefer to be the firm one? Do you like a man to cook? or do you wanna do the cooking yourself?

My favorite flavor of insanity is Codeine Coma flavored... he cooks, mows, & makes me tea!

I don't know if I believe in any one definition of a perfect man. That's too subjective. Some like em hard & rough around the edges, others like them smooth & refined. I recommend a wide variety until you've found your personal favorite.

I <3 nerds.

Ogre wrote:I just never understood why nice guys have to finish last.........

they take thier time

Codeine Coma wrote:Sorry Punk Rock Joe...I guess I misunderstood you. I try not to let that happen again.

We are all insane....what insanity matches up with yours?
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No apology necessary...happens to us all...we are all fucking crazy....I agree completely...thats been my idea on dating for most of my life....

Ashes wrote:

RavenLunatic wrote:

Lost Traveler wrote:Or are you saying you like buff men (well your local gym is just down the block, women on this board are famous for liking those guys)

Personally, I think muscle bound guys are nasty looking! All buldging veins! Just be yourself & have fun & whatever happens happens! If all guys/girls were the same it wouldn't be challenging!

Tall skinny guys are just SEXY!!!

thank god women still think that....

Ashes wrote:

RavenLunatic wrote:

Lost Traveler wrote:Or are you saying you like buff men (well your local gym is just down the block, women on this board are famous for liking those guys)

Personally, I think muscle bound guys are nasty looking! All buldging veins! Just be yourself & have fun & whatever happens happens! If all guys/girls were the same it wouldn't be challenging!

Tall skinny guys are just SEXY!!!

very well said...tall skinny guys are my favorite and I can't figure out why..I jsut love being able to wrap my hand around a guys waist...

You might be interested in my little brother Patrick.....

He's only 11 but if you catch him on the right day he could act anywhere between the ages of 8 and 81.....

On a day he is given a chore that he LIKES or if he is around very young children he'll act around your 20- 25 standard .....but.....
if you catch him on a day he is grounded he'll act 9 times his age and complain of back sores, stiffness, extreme tiredness, and have a little trouble hearing.....(grampa-like)

hmm....maybe I shouldn't have told you that last part? but if you'd take him off my hands I would be much obliged!

PLUS if you take him away from ME he'll be less likely to argue and cry as if he were toddler! That's a perk right?!

As for me though.....
my eyes are already drawn and locked on target....as some of you may already know....

Any ways , there are alot of nice guys out there... sometimes you have to be daring though and walk outside your doorway to get them. They are all dogs and puppies really(and some of them smell that way too)You have to put out bait and lure them to you .

Put a bowl of meat and gravy on your porch and maybe they'll come by the smell....you can put the good lookin ones in a trap or on a leash and shoo the other ones away....sound good to you?

or you could wait and sit in your house watching love stories on CABLE all day.....I recommend the " luring them to you" approach..

of course you could just go out and hunt for one around town. Its impossible NOT to find some decent lookin one! Bring a big net in case they try to run away though....

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M CRAZY !!!

satanskitten wrote:

Ashes wrote:

Tall skinny guys are just SEXY!!!

very well said...tall skinny guys are my favorite and I can't figure out why..I jsut love being able to wrap my hand around a guys waist...

There generaly pretty flexable too!

Snap Dragon wrote:You might be interested in my little brother Patrick.....

He's only 11

ok see I like younger guys...but I prefer legal and having already gone through puberty....preferably high school graduates.

satanskitten wrote:

Snap Dragon wrote:You might be interested in my little brother Patrick.....

He's only 11

ok see I like younger guys...but I prefer legal and having already gone through puberty....preferably high school graduates.

Riiight. We believe you, SK. Really.

Snap Dragon! Quit trying to get rid of your brother! We're keeping him & that's final.

Mother Mo wrote:Snap Dragon! Quit trying to get rid of your brother! We're keeping him & that's final.

Hey, at least they haven't tried to sell their brother on e-bay...

If hard working assholes were the trend.....i'd have a fucking harem.

satanskitten wrote:

Ashes wrote:

RavenLunatic wrote:

Lost Traveler wrote:Or are you saying you like buff men (well your local gym is just down the block, women on this board are famous for liking those guys)

Personally, I think muscle bound guys are nasty looking! All buldging veins! Just be yourself & have fun & whatever happens happens! If all guys/girls were the same it wouldn't be challenging!

Tall skinny guys are just SEXY!!!

very well said...tall skinny guys are my favorite and I can't figure out why..I jsut love being able to wrap my hand around a guys waist...

That would be about a 6 inche waist dear. *chuckles* You can't even get both hands around mine. (Waist and dress size information not disclosed to protect the innocent [namely me] from the violently jealous)