Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:I have one question, that may be followed by a series of moronic questions that serve no purpose whatsoever.

Do you like cheese?

ohhhhhhhh yes.
esp some of the sauces i make that are just bigass cheese and tomato mixes........

Round 2...Fight!


1. What 2 colours should never go together?

2. Do you like to decorate?

3. If so, would you concider yourself a closet homosexual, or just metrosexual?

4. If not, than why are you so afraid of your own sexuality?

5. I know that tomato sauce goes well with beer, but what about that tomato-&-cheese drink?

6. What is your favorite comic book series?

7. Is Hell indothermic or exothermic?

8. If Hell is Brimstone & Hellfire, do you think that Heaven is cryogenic stasis, & that is why there is no sadness, & no hate? (Sure explains the "Crystal Sea")

9. Are you a Humbucker kinda guy, or do you like single-coils (standard or P-90)?

10 Quick, best guitar EVER?!?

11. Hottest female on the board?

12. Hottest male on the board?

13. Hottest midget you've ever encountered?

14. To ban or annoy?

15. Are you "a happy tree in the wake of deforestation"?

16. Where is the Junkie Christ "special place"?

17. Bush...Proof of Evolution-in-Progress?

18. Best Firearm ever?

19. Best way to LEGALLY protect yourself in an automobile, without a concealed weapons permit?

20. Most destructive act you have ever commited (moniterally, or symbolically...you don't have to incriminate yourself here.)?

21. Would you rather read a splatter-punk novel, or watch a slasher-horror flick?

22. What would you do if Alcohol didn't exist?

23. How much money would it take for you to receive sodomy from Ron Jeremy?

24. "[Zeo]...Gothic Poster Boy"?

25. The absolute best job you could ever have?

26. Who is Junkie Christ's idol other than Glenn Danzig?

27. Better Republican, Micheal Graves or "The Governator"?

28. Who do you think would win in a Celebrity Boxing match...Robert Smith or Daniel Ash?

29. If you could be a Kennedy, which one would you be?

30. Why don't they make Black Death Tobacco Products anymore?

31. "Hell hath no fury like..."?

32. Favourite name for a Hurricane?

33. Most creative band name?

34. Hangovers or the Flu, which would you rather have?

35. Why does Amy Lee insist that she's goth?

36. Why do most people insist that Amy Lee is goth?

37. Venus Alers...know who she is?

38. What is the American Folklore significance of sparrows? Bonus points if you can name the other two types of birds that are significant in the same way!

39. Love...overrated?

40. Hate...yell it out like we won the war...you little fuckers! Don't you just love me?!?

junkie christ wrote:

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:I have one question, that may be followed by a series of moronic questions that serve no purpose whatsoever.

Do you like cheese?

ohhhhhhhh yes.
esp some of the sauces i make that are just bigass cheese and tomato mixes........

That leads to my next question... And this question... Is just retarded
What would you say if I shaved my nipples, rubbed nacho cheese all over them, ran to a pro wrestling event, snuck into the ring with a jar of nacho cheese and a megaphone screaming "I LOVE CHEESE" then drinking the char of cheese like Stone Cold would a beer (If you've seen it, he's messy) then running off while screaming cheese. And if I could get back in another time, break a cheese jar over a wrestlers head ^.^

I suggest you do this during a female match...that way people aren't sure if it's modern art of some type, if you're a nut-case, retarded, or just a perv.

AXSaint wrote:Round 2...Fight!

hah. its on. my favoUrite answers are the amy lee ones though.....

1. What 2 colours should never go together?

pink and black. fucking newage goths fucking up the rotation. i got a reccomendation for ya: blood and urine. lemme soak the newbies in both... :sic:

2. Do you like to decorate?

yup. if i can bleed someone for the adquate amounts to paint their lair....

3. If so, would you concider yourself a closet homosexual, or just metrosexual?

bloodsexual. but my girlfIEND has dubbed me subbie sexual.

4. If not, than why are you so afraid of your own sexuality?

im afraid of how much time i think about fucking. my sexuality is only a problem due to my woman being an hour and a half away....

5. I know that tomato sauce goes well with beer, but what about that tomato-&-cheese drink?

yup. its called my stuffed shells tomato-meat-and ricotta base sauce and im guilty of making cups and drinking it. usually with jack daniels and coke.

6. What is your favorite comic book series?

a tie between preacher and the older xmen stuff. theres a old miniseries done in the zero hour age DC years called manhunter that i consider one of the best short stories ive ever read as well. anything alan moore,chris clairmont garth ennis touched really.

7. Is Hell indothermic or exothermic?

indothermic. all those people, confined space... yea. hell probably self sustains. the lake of fire was probably a pool till the people started pissing in it....

8. If Hell is Brimstone & Hellfire, do you think that Heaven is cryogenic stasis, & that is why there is no sadness, & no hate? (Sure explains the "Crystal Sea")

hmm... no on the grounds hell isnt hellfire and brimstone. its an island that connects LA, johnson city/brisol (pronouced bristhell), and pittsburg. maybe new orleans.and country and western music plays all day, sorry all you metal heads.

9. Are you a Humbucker kinda guy, or do you like single-coils (standard or P-90)?

total humbuck fan. i swear by seymour duncan jb-4's in the bridge, neck pickups vary but my next one will be an SD-invader. ive got a sd-jazz in one and a sd-distortion in another... still trying to find the right combo.

10 Quick, best guitar EVER?!?

the esp im rebuilding when i get more money. details later.

11. Hottest female on the board?

kilashayne. and your a close second if i can get you in drag, but youd tie with me. id win if i got to raid kila's closet first....

12. Hottest male on the board?

me.but your a pretty boi so ill call ya second on that too. lol

13. Hottest midget you've ever encountered?

bridgette the midget. id fuck her shitless. really.

14. To ban or annoy?

depends on how smart they are. if they are piercing into the souls of the flaming fields of fucking fools id say annoy!!! but most people are just stupid (logic and alf and all that shit) so ill say ban.

15. Are you "a happy tree in the wake of deforestation"?

my own words against me, yes i am but only because scenery makes things important and if im burning in the wake then people will remember me as i destroy their flaming pile of shit they call existance.......

16. Where is the Junkie Christ "special place"?

in my pants, esp if im holding a bottle of whiskey.

17. Bush...Proof of Evolution-in-Progress?

proof of DeviLoution or mind pollution. take your pick. People voting for bush or even putting stock into him is proof of evolution in reverse. read the lyrics for meshuggah's new millenium cyniade christ for an idea of what id like to put him through if people are gonna treat him like a god........

18. Best Firearm ever?

damn. i love guns. i owned an AR-47 (mini-version of the ak. smaller rounds lower rate of fire until i filed out the safety and the barrell)..... LOVED IT. im also a fan of old western revolvers with new parts so it drives the bullets like nails and a fan of most colt .45's but the colts need to be modifed alot to get the full bang for the buck. the m-16 is the most overrated killing machine of alltime, but im still a fan because of the fact the shit will be shooting 100 years from now with minimal error if you know what your doing. and the sawed off shotgun (mines a remmy baby...) is a favorite as well.

19. Best way to LEGALLY protect yourself in an automobile, without a concealed weapons permit?

legally? asking the wrong man. i have weapons hidden all over my car. from pepper spray to brass knuckles. sometimes a 9mm. but in all honesty id say a hit a run is legal if you run fast enough. and run over the witnesses. (Defer to GTA:vice city)

20. Most destructive act you have ever commited (moniterally, or symbolically...you don't have to incriminate yourself here.)?

i helped destroy an abandoned hospitial in bristHELL a few years ago... moniterally id say skating thru an abadoned hospitial with a crowbar takes the cake... ive managed to rack up a few grand in car damages to people that pissed me off in a matter of seconds as well... symbolically... ask my ex's. look at how fucked up alot of them are. they were damaged goods before hand.. but id like to think them and all the men i took them from probably dont speak highly of me. but thats pre-knox me. lol. i dunno. ive destroyed ALOT of shit in my life, and alot of peoples lives. getting people started on drugs that are dead from it would rank as well... im not proud of most of those.. but others were shit people... and its amazing how much damage a knife, gun, baseball bat, chain, or crowbar can do to a man.... i was good at destruction for most of my life. oh wait, i still am. i just have a conscious now. getting older i guess. lol. nice way of saying my woman keeps me in check alot.. but im guilty of driving to local bars in the middle of the week and getting into fights and not admitting to anyone... :-X im shutting up now.

21. Would you rather read a splatter-punk novel, or watch a slasher-horror flick?

slasher horror flick. love the shit. off topic, im on a Fulci kick as we speak... trying to find another copy i spit on your grave... and i try to not let a 2 week time frame pass without watching a texas chainsaw movie...... lol

22. What would you do if Alcohol didn't exist?

still shoot up.

23. How much money would it take for you to receive sodomy from Ron Jeremy?

10 million dollars on a non-negoatiable contract paid up front in full, taxes taken out in advance, and id sneak razor blades into my asshole so it cut his dick off mid insertion so i still wouldnt get in me. i have alot of issue with anyone sticking anything in my ass... lol. one of the only issues i have really.

24. "[Zeo]...Gothic Poster Boy"?

zeo just rocks. but yea, hes got that poster boy for gothdom down well, but fuck man as far as i can tell thats really who he is and he makes it look damn good so rock on...

25. The absolute best job you could ever have?

professionial musician doing shit the way i want it done.

26. Who is Junkie Christ's idol other than Glenn Danzig?

johnny cash,jim morrison, jesus (man if nothing else, what a pain tolerance... but seriously anyone who says dont be a dick and people listen [well that part changed over the years...greedy fucks]....yea thats a man), david bowie, the punisher, preacher/jesse custer comix character.... heh, chuck palahniuk, henry rollins........... i dont really have any idols. i just have a short list of people i give alot of credit too for being themselves and can relate to em. my biggest idol is myself. lol.

27. Better Republican, Micheal Graves or "The Governator"?

Graves. anyone who showed to a RNC in skull paint... id vote for.

28. Who do you think would win in a Celebrity Boxing match...Robert Smith or Daniel Ash?

ANYONE CAN KICKS SMITHS ASS.

29. If you could be a Kennedy, which one would you be?

jfk, he fucked monroe and died in his prime.

30. Why don't they make Black Death Tobacco Products anymore?

they dont??????????????? i guess the new generation of fucksticks didnt watch doom generation in time...

31. "Hell hath no fury like..."?

me when the beer is gone. me on stage.

32. Favourite name for a Hurricane?

i want to name one fuck. because thats what most bad ones have screamed at it. that or herpes. "herpes is devestating the western sea board today... and it picked up a bar and burst it..... damn this rain.. damn herpes... it ruins everything..."

33. Most creative band name?

no such thing. theres a band around here called "the auditors well be audited and the accounts will be held accountable"... the fact someone used that for a bandname just cracks me up. i wouldnt do it. but still.

34. Hangovers or the Flu, which would you rather have?

more honor in a hangover. lol.

35. Why does Amy Lee insist that she's goth?

shes trying to get me to fuck her. shes doing a good job, my evil master plan invovles me fucking her with a 9mm and shooting her thru the cunt till bullets pop out her skull as she starts to get off.then im gonna plug the skull holes, use the top of her head as a ceral bowl, fill it full of count chocula and her blood, and take it to my local hot topic wearing her skin as an outfit.

36. Why do most people insist that Amy Lee is goth?

because the record labels said "attn: all hottopic shoppers, she shops there and we said shes goth! you listen to us! now!"... history was made.

37. Venus Alers...know who she is?

her?

t is the American Folklore significance of sparrows? Bonus points if you can name the other two types of birds that are significant in the same way!

damn i know ive heard this in a song or something.... but ill say folklore is usually a way for middle aged people to be boring. and the two birds id pick are vultures and ravens. fuck folk. im a large % american indian and im still not involved in that shit. white people ruined folklore of the real america. not my bag. one of the reasons i got into punk in TN to begin with. lol..

39. Love...overrated?

YES......... usually ill say nonexistant. in the ways most people perceive it anyway. and 90% of the bullshit in life comes from peoples "love". i lived most of my life without and im fine. fuck all that shit. i believe in love when im drunk and need something to blame my alkie, id rather blame anything but the bottle. the bottle loves me.

40. Hate...yell it out like we won the war...you little fuckers! Don't you just love me?!?

hate: its whats for dinner.
sorry if my spelling sucked. lol.
i love these. good job, hope i did em justice. im half awake today. next batch ill wait till im drunk and tear their skulls off........ lol!
call me soon.

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:

junkie christ wrote:

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:I have one question, that may be followed by a series of moronic questions that serve no purpose whatsoever.

Do you like cheese?

ohhhhhhhh yes.
esp some of the sauces i make that are just bigass cheese and tomato mixes........

That leads to my next question... And this question... Is just retarded
What would you say if I shaved my nipples, rubbed nacho cheese all over them, ran to a pro wrestling event, snuck into the ring with a jar of nacho cheese and a megaphone screaming "I LOVE CHEESE" then drinking the char of cheese like Stone Cold would a beer (If you've seen it, he's messy) then running off while screaming cheese. And if I could get back in another time, break a cheese jar over a wrestlers head ^.^

im floored you mentioned shave your nipples.. how hairy are they? lol. ive been burning mine in the mornings (mix with coffee, that 6am wake up call aint bad....) for so many years i cant really grow hair around there. its random and when i do thick and i just pull it out. lol.
id say you forgot to slit your wrist, and then id correct the problem if you spilt my beer. oh wait, its a wrestling match, i wouldnt be there. strike that. um.....dont waste cheese for starters. mmm.. cheese......
and i agree with AXS. do it during the next bra and panties match, and because im willing to bet one of those women is always a transvestite..... expose shims penis.
"man its a shame all those wrestlers assraped that guy, but i mean, its common knoweldge one of those wrestlers in a girl girl match has a dick in reality... when he ran out there with the cheese ... they got confused. steriods fuck up perception and all that.... they could have at least used the cheese for lube. poor guy. wait.. what were talking about? dude its my hit. gimme the fucking bowl or ill cut your tits off. why does this dude have tits anyway? man im never getting high at a wrestling match again....gimme more cheese bitch....."

then id probably look for more cheese to eat. lol.

goddamn it all this talk about cheese has me craving it.

To answer your questions about how hairy my nipples are.. Does the term wolfman mean anything to you? Or Gorilla boy?

As for my next question, not as em... Wierd as my last, but a little more disgusting.

How much cheese do you think Rikishi has between those enourmous cakes of his?

19. Best way to LEGALLY protect yourself in an automobile, without a concealed weapons permit?
legally? asking the wrong man. i have weapons hidden all over my car. from pepper spray to brass knuckles. sometimes a 9mm. but in all honesty id say a hit a run is legal if you run fast enough. and run over the witnesses. (Defer to GTA:vice city)

I like your style, especially since I've been in a wreck and ran over a woman. She died, cause she bounced off the hood, then came through the windsheild and hit me in the chest. Also did a study on GTA in college, for my Forensics Psych class.


Ok, my question:

Is it ever possible to show too much cleavage, without looking slutty?

I also have a cleavage question. Is it possible to get cleavage if I'm...me?

Suppose you would've had to see me in person to have a clue what I mean lol

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:To answer your questions about how hairy my nipples are.. Does the term wolfman mean anything to you? Or Gorilla boy?

As for my next question, not as em... Wierd as my last, but a little more disgusting.

How much cheese do you think Rikishi has between those enourmous cakes of his?

Wolfman.... Gorilla boy..... yea.......
you might want to look into that for a reason your a virgin for life... j/k

Umm ill answer that when you tell me what the fuck a Rikishi is.....

amazongoddess wrote:Ok, my question:

Is it ever possible to show too much cleavage, without looking slutty?

it depends on the person. if they look slutty anyway, it doesnt matter. i know people that could look like a whore in a burlap sack with a face mask on. some people are just plain slutty. do i think thats a bad thing? no not really. just because sometimes i dont want to see it doesnt mean theres not alot of others that hinge on seeing this shit to think about later when they are beating off and dreaming of overcoming their mental instabilites........ive read studies about how people go out into public to further their own fantasy life/world and after travelling up and down the east coast for a few years, i totally believe that.
on the other hand, slutty to some is a turn on to others is conservative to others. i think to look truly slutty, youve probably GOT to be in that mood on that day on some degree.
whore can be housewives and housewives can be whores.
just depends on the window dressing and attitude really.

but then theres crack whores and shit who just dont even need to breathe, but will always just look slutty as fuck. theyd look slutty in a nun outfit with a face veil. so........ its all a matter of perception
but outside of that...... (esp if your the type of person who has to ask the question)
NO.

boobies can stop wars. all im sayin. and when the average human (most of my examples earlier are specific target-types for comparison) just wants to show clevage, they can show as much as they want without looking slutty, but the jealous people and the over conservative dipshits see it they will shout slut...
hope this helps in some way shape or form.
90% of the time clevage is good, because someone (maybe not all) wants to see it and will feed your ego X times more than it would have been without it.
theres a market for everything these days.......

Ryuu_Draven wrote:I also have a cleavage question. Is it possible to get cleavage if I'm...me?

Suppose you would've had to see me in person to have a clue what I mean lol

well ive never seen you but when it comes to boobies, theres a market for ALL BOOBIES. esp considering most guys love all boobies (well expect the nasty ones, but those are usually on people we dont have to see them to know this advance and a slim minority)..
its totally possible. i dont really reccommend boob jobs to anyone, but that can give you cleavage. ive never seen you or pics of you oustide the profile pic you had..... so i cant really speak to you specificly. but im sure you have nothing to worry about. most women dont, they just worry or even wonder on this topic.
but im all the time telling women this and they never listen but ill say it anyway:
the fact you have mammary glands in some way shape or from means men (and alot of women) want to see them, have pics of them, and will drool if their owner is topless.

if your that concerned over the matter of cleavage, may i remind you that
A) corsets corsets corsets corsets are grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
and
B) variety is the spice of life. if all boobies where the same size, they would be no fun.

i know tons of guys (and grrrrls) that only go for smaller boobies.these days, i find thats more in style anyway.

junkie christ wrote:

Ryuu_Draven wrote:I also have a cleavage question. Is it possible to get cleavage if I'm...me?

Suppose you would've had to see me in person to have a clue what I mean lol

well ive never seen you but when it comes to boobies, theres a market for ALL BOOBIES. esp considering most guys love all boobies (well expect the nasty ones, but those are usually on people we dont have to see them to know this advance and a slim minority)..
its totally possible. i dont really reccommend boob jobs to anyone, but that can give you cleavage. ive never seen you or pics of you oustide the profile pic you had..... so i cant really speak to you specificly. but im sure you have nothing to worry about. most women dont, they just worry or even wonder on this topic.
but im all the time telling women this and they never listen but ill say it anyway:
the fact you have mammary glands in some way shape or from means men (and alot of women) want to see them, have pics of them, and will drool if their owner is topless.

if your that concerned over the matter of cleavage, may i remind you that
A) corsets corsets corsets corsets are grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
and
B) variety is the spice of life. if all boobies where the same size, they would be no fun.

i know tons of guys (and grrrrls) that only go for smaller boobies.these days, i find thats more in style anyway.

Lol, thanks. Funny, I wasn't expecting this to be taken seriously...buuuut corsets are something to look into....so is money...which leads me to my next question...

Which bank in Knoxville do you suppose would be easiest to rob?

Ryuu_Draven wrote:

junkie christ wrote:

Ryuu_Draven wrote:I also have a cleavage question. Is it possible to get cleavage if I'm...me?

Suppose you would've had to see me in person to have a clue what I mean lol

well ive never seen you but when it comes to boobies, theres a market for ALL BOOBIES. esp considering most guys love all boobies (well expect the nasty ones, but those are usually on people we dont have to see them to know this advance and a slim minority)..
its totally possible. i dont really reccommend boob jobs to anyone, but that can give you cleavage. ive never seen you or pics of you oustide the profile pic you had..... so i cant really speak to you specificly. but im sure you have nothing to worry about. most women dont, they just worry or even wonder on this topic.
but im all the time telling women this and they never listen but ill say it anyway:
the fact you have mammary glands in some way shape or from means men (and alot of women) want to see them, have pics of them, and will drool if their owner is topless.

if your that concerned over the matter of cleavage, may i remind you that
A) corsets corsets corsets corsets are grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
and
B) variety is the spice of life. if all boobies where the same size, they would be no fun.

i know tons of guys (and grrrrls) that only go for smaller boobies.these days, i find thats more in style anyway.

Lol, thanks. Funny, I wasn't expecting this to be taken seriously...buuuut corsets are something to look into....so is money...which leads me to my next question...

Which bank in Knoxville do you suppose would be easiest to rob?

drunk rich football fans after a UT game.....
:-X

Oooh good plan! Thank ya

Have you tried? May be on the next American Football game we need to gather a big band of freaks and to get some money and fun?

PushEast wrote:Have you tried? May be on the next American Football game we need to gather a big band of freaks and to get some money and fun?

yea but the more people the less money we all make....

Rikishi is that fat wrestler dude who shoves peoples faces between his cheeks (Cakes)

Naw, if we spread out evenly, we should all get a good amount of money!

Do you ever reply to comments people leave on your xanga?