Random Junkie Christ Thread

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:32 pm

white_darkness wrote:amazing how one small
haiku can cause such great response
though like a beaver dam

The power of language. This is what inspires wars...

junkie_christ wrote:i think this is my favorite post block in forum history. yes it is.

Rock Mother Fuckin' On!!! :rock:

And now for the question...What is your veiw on Lesbian Midgets that get abortions, because they smoke crack & commit blasphemy?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:34 pm

AXSaint wrote:
white_darkness wrote:amazing how one small
haiku can cause such great response
though like a beaver dam

The power of language. This is what inspires wars...

junkie_christ wrote:i think this is my favorite post block in forum history. yes it is.

Rock Mother Fuckin' On!!!

And now for the question...What is your veiw on Lesbian Midgets that get abortions, because they smoke crack & commit blasphemy?

lesiban midgets that get abortion? well im such a supporter of abortion its sick, plus i hate people and im pro-murder so id like to see a population decline anway, and any crack baby SHOULD be aborted by law...
but i kinda want it to live because of the blasphemy.
i can go either way on this on.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:25 pm

Why is it that whenever I hear or read the slur, "ass-goblin", I imagine a walking pair of hairy cheeks with fangs around the rectum that gobbles up little baptist priests and spits out excremental golems that try to take over the world?

And, perhaps more importantly, why does this not bother me in the slightest?

:shakin:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:14 pm

iblis wrote:Why is it that whenever I hear or read the slur, "ass-goblin", I imagine a walking pair of hairy cheeks with fangs around the rectum that gobbles up little baptist priests and spits out excremental golems that try to take over the world?

And, perhaps more importantly, why does this not bother me in the slightest?

well minus the gobbling baptist priests its a pretty accurate depiction. assgoblins gobbling baptists would imply a public service, and assgoblins are not that noble.
and it doesnt bother you because you strike me the kinda guy who would keep em as pets... maybe even train one to attack baptist and catholics...

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:31 pm

I play guitar wanna fuck?!?!?

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:37 pm

So what does it really feel like to slap yourself in the balls with a ball-gag? :twisted:

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:51 pm

what's the best way to get rid of an ear infection other than carving the offending out of ones head?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:27 pm

Coor wrote:I play guitar wanna fuck?!?!?

ok i was in the room for this so i know trevor posted it...
only if your a jehovas witness

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:51 pm

The Fallen wrote:So what does it really feel like to slap yourself in the balls with a ball-gag?

it felt just like it looked
delicious.
and they gave that gag because i guess no one wanted to use it after that.
and i have pictures
and i will post them
and i really like that thing
i think it will seen alot more in the future
nifty color too.
i just love the fact i can still be as disgusting with a ballgag as i am normally.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:58 pm

JC- you missed her telling Trevor that he needed confidence and that HE was the catch. <giggles> All this AFTER she calls him gay. Now there's a way to win him over :roll:

And no, I REFUSE to ever use that gag, espicially with those pics of you and George stored in my head *shudders*

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 2:04 am

Apparently I left the party a little too early

Anyways, have you seen the video for (s)Aint? If so, whaddya think of it?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 2:21 am

Russo wrote:Apparently I left the party a little too early

Anyways, have you seen the video for (s)Aint? If so, whaddya think of it?

oh yea
ball gag and simulated sodomy
always fun

and yes i have that video
and yes its bad ass
i think thats the level id like my parties to be on, but i only know one person that fucked (me). lol.

vasupergirl · Post by **vasupergirl** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 12:38 pm

PRECIOUS!!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:50 pm

satanskitten wrote:what's the best way to get rid of an ear infection other than carving the offending out of ones head?

that is the best way
or to tell the elves to turn down the cancer causing radiowaves from the mouths of the dramawhores
boom whift snap kick burn the goddamned elves!

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:08 pm

What's your favorite colour...Is it blue...Is it pink?

What kind of thoughts do you think?

Satanism vs. Infernalism...

Aleister Crowley...WTF?

If you could assemble a band...Who would play?

If you build it...Will they really come?

And if they do...Do they scream, or moan?

I am an antichrist...or am I?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:52 pm

AXSaint wrote:What's your favorite colour...Is it blue...Is it pink?

black, purple, blood red.

What kind of thoughts do you think?

i think the only way i can sum it up is this... sober everyone thinks im trashed, trashed i act like everyone else. lately the shit that runs through my head, when i say it sober, they hand me the days first beer or bump....

Satanism vs. Infernalism...

satanism is hands down without a second though bullshit to me. even though one of my best friends is one and i am an avid reader of LaVey who i think is a marketing genius.... i mean Anton himself admitted it was a just and idea to cause orgies and drug use. He was a common mans philospher for a age that begs to be godless, and he has some ideas that are really good. i am fan of alot of works but eh... as a religion its full of shit.
infernalism... ive used some of this symbolism in my writing..but honestly.. what the fuck is up with these people.
number one: any salvation vs. damnation religion admits this one simple truth: damnation is easy. MOST PEOPLE ARE DAMNED. you dont need a path. trust me, if your into it...haha. its not my place to judge or anything.. but id say with a high degree of certianty seek and ye shall find.
number two: half of the infernalist say its demon worshipping.. the other half say its pretty much a hardcore satanism.... WHO FUCKING CARES?! WHY SPLIT HAIRS?!?
number three: no matter how you cut it, inferalism is religion for people who gave up on life, the afterlife, and any common sense. its like invocation of make my life and afterlife miserable, be damned dead and alive.
who the fuck is that goth?
mwhahahahahahh

Aleister Crowley...WTF?

777.
do i think he had some kind of power? well for years i did.
now i just think hes interesting.
i was really close to trying that shit for religion for years. but ive studied the pre morningStar split of the golden dawn enough to see the differences.
i think Crowley was kinda the shock rock of the occult world, but the strange thing is in his books scattered among the numerology, occult, golden dawn perversions, and laws/lies... is alot of really good social commentary pieces.
he was one interesting fuck, and ive seen alot of so called evidence that his last words were telling the doctor "if i die, so shall you".
proven it is that his MD died minutes after AC did.

f you could assemble a band...Who would play?

right now im wondering the same thing. theres alot of people i want to work with.ive got a ton of ideas, but noone really has the balls to work with me anymore. and i gues i can see why, it definitly becomes an out of body out of mind experience. but i mean, i guess thats why i create the concepts and i write most of the music.
id really work with anyone right now that i can.
if i could assemble a band right now, not that fantasy band thing... id grab you, monophonic, bronson, and ray and run with it. i know that lineup wont happen though. bronson and monophonic are kinda impossible at any given juncture.
ray im talking with with some success. you im talking to with minimal success. ill cover the other instruments in the studio and record just like this though if i can get you both. no shit.
id also like to work with nemesis again, id like to work with d666 again, and im probably going to help produce the album hes working on right now or at least play guitar on it.
fantasy band?
christ.that changes every day. theres so many musicians id kill to work with. outkast ranks high. danny lohner does too. i honestly cant answer that. plus alot of my favorite musicians have the same problem i do that says WHAT ME SAY IS GOD!! lol

build it...Will they really come?

if i built it, as offensive as it would be is as much truth it would contain. i think im taken as a gulity pleasure... like masturbating to someones underage friend or family member or fucking a dirty girl with no rubber to see if you survive. its shit that people wish they could say, do and be part of... but noone ever would.. plus they know if had a group with me it would just magnify into an oblivion level. so in a way.... i mean.. yea i think they would come, but they wouldnt admit to it. and i think they would end up singing along, but they would only do it alone when their imaginations could transport them somewhere else.

they do...Do they scream, or moan?

scream. definitly.

i am an antichrist...or am I?

if you sponsor that idea that says the antichrist is a movement and not a man/woman... sure.
if not and you believe its a man/woman... no.
isnt it more interesting to me anti-man though? i mean like christ wont come slash my tires, but the fucker down the street that voted bush and hates my blue flag o Democrap will slash my tires.
so fuck that.....

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:18 pm

[quote=junkie_christ]

if you sponsor that idea that says the antichrist is a movement and not a man/woman... sure. [/quote]

I love how people have perverted the words of the Bible to make it say whatever the hell they want...Like the word of God is just their puppet...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:57 pm

thats something that annoys the living shit out of me as well.
but i hear this antichrist as a movement idea alot and i think if it has a figurehead that i dunno, met the criteria.... well do the math.
i hate anyone who subscribes to a religion for an excuse for personal creative liberites to what is right/wrong
thats why we have satanism and infernalism... lol.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 7:44 am

If you had a penis would you name it Samuel?

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:22 pm

JC... If you had boobies, would we really love you more? :lol: