Kilashayne wrote:if there's no chicken in KFC... what is it??

We had chicken at the KFC i worked at. I had to pluck feathers on occassion or remove heads with a cleaver.

If you could have one superhero power what would it be?

Where the hell is Morpheous???

Kilashayne wrote:if there's no chicken in KFC... what is it??

growth hormones, orphan flesh, opium, cow ass, mutated chicken parts, human feces, and a dash of tofu.
mostly jokes.

seriously, ive heard some disturbing shit thats been found in various incarnations of the alleged chicken that KFC yields....

the growth hormones are a constant, but the original ones could cause a shift in human body chemisty if you ate enough KFC....
theres pics of the mutated chickens now, but theyve also said those arent the chickens they use, just parts.. ???!?? (i dont know either. its an obvious cop out)
it is chicken, but i think a better way to say it is its a chicken shell loaded up with tons of SHIT.

now i fucking hate PETA, but this website (admist the propaganda) has some interesting shit.... theres links to some of the lawsuits and hyped versions of what they actually do.
key words: they hype this shit people. but theres some truths in there.
http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/

i think the KFC doesnt use chicken thing was a big sham in most regards because in truth, its a chicken thats been mutated into a shell and is now chocked full of hormones, chemicals, wastes, and byproducts.
theres a nicer version of this here regarding the hoax saying its not chickens scattered amongst the links at this website.
http://www.unh.edu/BoilerPlate/kfc.html

the sad thing is as this page approaches 100, theres still been few topics i had to research to get familiar with, i just revisited research search-strings looking for shit from when i had read previously or looked for things people had shown me (which is the case with the search string that yeilded these links). in this case it was lewis blacks "as kfc is to chicken" refference froma few years back.

all this aside, i still eat there from time to time because pretty much everything you eat, meat or no, has similar shit happening to it.
why split hairs?
but id still rather eat popeyes chicken because the demons in Little Nicky informed me its fucking awesome.

Ashes wrote:If you could have one superhero power what would it be?

i have such a hard time with this because i actually think about this pretty much everytime i watch a movie... lol.

it would be so fucking cool to be wolvering.. tha big claws and healing factor.. dont age.. dont get disease... just chop people up.... ahh yea.

every guy wants to be spiderman on some level. point blank.

but the winner is........

the evolved mind thing is probably what id go with... telepathy/teleknesis shit.. oh yea.
read peoples minds (id finally understand women.. mwhaha).... move shit with my mind.. oh yea.
id probably go with that
plus with teleknetics end on it i could use it to hold the main valves to the heart and force heart attacks (you damn right bush would be one dead mother fucker.. and theyd never know...)
maybe even fly? lol
who knows.

CryptMonger wrote:Where the hell is Morpheous???

i tok the wrong damn pill and now i cant find him......

alas its too late, Bush had him killed and is now working with the machines to force the end of the world, to be televised by Fox news.

4 Junkie ... thought u'd appeci8 it ...

I don't get high on drugs anymore. I get high on Junkie Christ. Haleleuja!

The Stormstress wrote:4 Junkie ... thought u'd appeci8 it ...

oh yes
thats fucking wonderful
mwhahahh
i love it.

What are your thoughts on this year?


<this should be good >

What's the dumbist question or statement of all time?

Coor wrote:What are your thoughts on this year?


<this should be good >

last year everyone got married
this year everyones breaking up or dropping kids.
some both.
ive heard from 4 people already this year of someone i know being preggers.
ive seen 8 breakups already, including mine.
**edit. make that ten breakups. checked my subs, add two more. shit i called that part on the nose huh? haha! **edit

i see alot of people having a high stress year
last year was kinda fucked across the board, that one requires no conversation. 2004 will be one of the most remembered years ive seen in a while. 2005 will be the ying to that yang.
i forsee alot of broken people, alot of broken bones, and alot of people disappearing.
id say alot of people are gonna snap
id say we will start shit with Iran, instead of say.. syria...
id say alot of people will fear the draft.

i expect the worst for this year i really do, deaths, suicides, rehabs, divorces, more bush on television, war, death, plague, desperation shotgun weddings, disease, you fucking name it, bah.

all the crazy shit that happened last year, most people were really happy. this year it looks like now karma wants some skulls.

i mean did you see the steelers/ patriots game? that was totally as bought off as the 2004 election. steelers shoulda been in the bowl and they woulda rolled.. luck is dead. though i did bet on the pats.
anyway.
yea
your favorite bands will make bad music. movies youve been waiting on will fucking suck (im looking at you star wars).
you name it.

i think this is one of those years that when you say "i did some time in rehab so i didnt go to jail" it wont matter, youll say it was in 05.

2 shows the vicarious relationship of all things, the ying and yang.
0, nothingness
0, nothingness.
5 is the number of man.

my prediction? the vicariousness of good/bad will follow through. those who got nothing last year will reap. those who did reap last year my face nothingness.
man is at its best at the victim hands of man istelf.
ying, yang.
let those who were nothing reap rewards as others become nothing, thus the nature of man continue.
for some of us to succeed, other must fail.

4X541N7 wrote:What's the dumbist question or statement of all time?

pick one:
vote bush
bush for president
bush is president
bush is a servant of the lord (that one counts, they forget DARK in front of the word lord)
___ voted for bush

and one i heard from coor
junkie is out of his prime.
the indication i ever had a prime dictates stupidity. j/k.

junkie christ wrote: junkie is out of his prime.

Awe...You're still 'precious'...

junkie christ wrote:junkie is out of his prime.
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yea, that was a good one. Then again...I know the truth about you...you were right...you never fucking had one....


You know I love ya

Junkie is definitely "odd", but I might not say "prime".
However, I will agree with "precious".

Junkie,
Why is it that I've gone 7 months w/o a job, putting in resumes and getting nothing....but now that I have one, I'm getting all kinds of requests for my resume and offers for employment?

amazongoddess wrote:Junkie,
Why is it that I've gone 7 months w/o a job, putting in resumes and getting nothing....but now that I have one, I'm getting all kinds of requests for my resume and offers for employment?

because its soooo much easier to find a job when you dont need one
im considering doing contracting work after 2 months of getting nothing on my resume just to see if my door gets beat down.. lol.

its a cosmic constant. dont need something, get offered something
same reason everyone wants you when your taken and your cold bait when your single.

JaNell wrote:Junkie is definitely "odd", but I might not say "prime".
However, I will agree with "precious".

im not precious but my beer is
its cuddly.