are you kidding me???? this thread is still going...wow

I just don't know what to say

msdelacey wrote:are you kidding me???? this thread is still going...wow

I just don't know what to say

i dont know if thats supposed to be offensive or shock

either way,

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

1.)Reality as we know it, ends in 16 minutes...You...........?
2.)Jesus Son-o-god...or, just a guy with some good ideas, that was misquoted...?
3.)Rationalize a second Clinton administration...
4.)If you could live in any era, what would it be?
5.)Who is your worst enemy that you've meet, other that yourself?
6.)What would you name your children (supposing you have children)?
7.)Best porn ever?
8.)Define stur-ti-ger-ee....
9.)WMD...Where are they?
10.)Who would you rather spend a day with, Kim Jung Il, or Hitler?
11.)Where is the line between normal & kink?
12.)Am I crazy?
13.)Bigger role-model, JFK or Clinton?
14.)If murder where legal for 15 minutes, who would you kill?
15.)Jesus, or a gun?
16.)If you could be born as a grrl, would you take that oppertunity?
17.)When are you gonna come outta the closet?
18.)Lisa Loeb vs. Jewel...Who's more hardcore?
19.)What's the one word that can make you snap?
20.)Would you rather be completely bound, or blindfolded?

4X541N7 wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

1.)Reality as we know it, ends in 16 minutes...You...........?
2.)Jesus Son-o-god...or, just a guy with some good ideas, that was misquoted...?
3.)Rationalize a second Clinton administration...
4.)If you could live in any era, what would it be?
5.)Who is your worst enemy that you've meet, other that yourself?
6.)What would you name your children (supposing you have children)?
7.)Best porn ever?
8.)Define stur-ti-ger-ee....
9.)WMD...Where are they?
10.)Who would you rather spend a day with, Kim Jung Il, or Hitler?
11.)Where is the line between normal & kink?
12.)Am I crazy?
13.)Bigger role-model, JFK or Clinton?
14.)If murder where legal for 15 minutes, who would you kill?
15.)Jesus, or a gun?
16.)If you could be born as a grrl, would you take that oppertunity?
17.)When are you gonna come outta the closet?
18.)Lisa Loeb vs. Jewel...Who's more hardcore?
19.)What's the one word that can make you snap?
20.)Would you rather be completely bound, or blindfolded?

This is competerly junkies realm but a few caught my attention so Im gonna commment...

1...reality as I know it ends and resets itself whenever it blackout so I would just assume it was happy hour and think nothing of it...even if I could remeber it...

2 good guy with great ideas in the relaxed and groovy department he got so good he had to die..

3 anything is better than bush again...I mean anything...I'd let a chimpanzee run this country before I would cast a vot e for bush..and not even one of the really smart monkeys that can ride a bike and smoke cigarettes..

4 1977 Kings Road in the UK...I should have been born there in the first place..

11 normal...tickling your partners butt with a feather...kink..tickling your partners feathers with your butt

12 crazy is a way to identify the deviant...you are deviant but you also strike me as a happy guy whick almost no sane person can say for themselves..

13 JFK..he bagged Marilyn and went out in a blaze of glory...clinton got a quicke from the chubby intern and now does psa's with bush..

15 well both are for sale nowadays but I would have a gun...ever tried to hold up a liquor store with jesus?

16 yes at least that way I have an excuse for having tits

17 when the beer runs out

19 intervention

20 blinfolded...cant drink bound up...besides as much as I blackout and get knocked out blind is no big deal...as long as there's tunes and some booze I can practice my blind ninja drunken monkey shaolin master kung fu...

4X541N7 wrote:Jesus, or a gun?

PunkRockJoe wrote:well both are for sale nowadays but I would have a gun...ever tried to hold up a liquor store with jesus?

LMFAO!!!!

4X541N7 wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

stop laughing bitch. go clean up after that wonderful mutt of yours.

1.)Reality as we know it, ends in 16 minutes...You...........?

get a beer and jerk off like fucking crazy. if i cum before the world dies, im gonna murder everyone around me......

2.)Jesus Son-o-god...or, just a guy with some good ideas, that was misquoted...?

son of god. i dont type alot about religion though...

3.)Rationalize a second Clinton administration...

soon as someone rationalizes the second bush admin we can talk.
im voting hillary if she runs. she helped out in the best administration of the last 50 fucking years. it requires no explanation and these dumb fucks are still ranting over a blowjob. whoopty doo, they voted a murdered over a horndog. i hang out with horndogs, not murders.

4.)If you could live in any era, what would it be?

20 - 40 berlin. where the nazis woulda killed me over degenerate art.

5.)Who is your worst enemy that you've meet, other that yourself?

that ive meet? me no understand. god that changes daily because im a really hated kinda guy and i always give what i get. most of the weekend it was my best friends boyfriend. i really hate that guy. yesterday... probably my best friend. sunday the police... you see what i mean? today its me,so that rule sucks. i really tried to make it my ex but i cant do it because i still respect the hell outta her and really still enjoy talking to her. first ex ive ever had id talk to as friends normally a few days later no matter what my mental state.

6.)What would you name your children (supposing you have children)?

something with the initials JC so i can call them miniMe.

7.)Best porn ever?

porn shot with my camera. nothing says orgasm like watching tapes of yourself making people scream.

9.)Define stur-ti-ger-ee....

::grabs his bushBonics book ::

9.)WMD...Where are they?

you mean other than north korea???????????????
on american soil, in canadian bases working in conjunction with the US government, and anything else related to bush's ballistic missle defensive push. its much more scary than what my government tells me exists and then tries polite ways to say lied about.
not goddamn Iran.

10.)Who would you rather spend a day with, Kim Jung Il, or Hitler?

theres a language barrier for either person. assuming i knew both their languages fluently.........Hitler. totally Hitler. other than the insanity factor, which i would totally avoid asking him about seeing as how theres an autobio justification for it.... id ask him what inspired all the advances is science, meds, math, ect ect ect. even our highway system was hitlers ideas. most of our modern medical journals are revamped by discoveries he came up with and people research.
he was as genious as he was crazy and NATO made damn sure his name was off alot of the discoveries. the truths out there
i really wanna know if there were his ideas or if people had been wondering this shit and he actually experimented on people and found out.
theres also links to hitler reseraching ESP, telepathy, telekinetics, PK, aliens, ect. i think its all on the same level as the highway system if you think of the levels of thought required........

11.)Where is the line between normal & kink?

when the midget sues.

12.)Am I crazy?

no. your my straight gay-christian boyfriend the govenment wont let me marry and since you wont fuck me till we are married, my hetrolifemate.
also your nice to fault, including to me, but i love ya for it.

13.)Bigger role-model, JFK or Clinton?

everyone jumps to JFK.
no.
clinton.
he became a president over the canidate the shadow government pushed
he did shit like every other politican, was busted for all of it, avoided it all to do great things
caused more economic gain than most presidents could dream of
supported gay rights.
formed the dossier of terrorism that bush raped and claimed to be his work (even though it woulda taken 8 years to amass it all)
prevented and attacked multiple terrorist groups asking for it to be NONPUBLIC KNOWELDGE about the fuckers.......
i could go on all day
clinton is one of my heros. really. if you knew as much about the innerworkings of alot of things that would take too much time to post, that mans iconic to say the least and a really nice guy according to my family whove met him for events. very personable. very talkative. answers all the things he can without security problems.

14.)If murder where legal for 15 minutes, who would you kill?

bush. my best friends boyfriend. my father. a few people in knox. quite a few. half my hometown. my first fiancee. probably my second too, even though shes my best friend now... strange i know. just gotta keep consistency. good charrolette. blink 182. jay z. bright eyes id resurrect after murder and kill twice. hippies. phish. toby keith. johnny depp id torture for years. avril. my dads family. the entire city of atlanta. the guy who came up with webcam porn. the inventor of diet pepsi. the first person to say the words VOTE BUSH. anyone currently on a soap opera. anyone who watches soap operas, wrestling excluded. the cast of the last two batman movie attempts. the cast of the movies The Forgotten and The Grudge.

15.)Jesus, or a gun?

a gun. im working towards the whole christian thing so i cant request it. it has to happen on its on. a fully auto assult rifle i can use today. i dont have a working relationship with anythink with the letters HK on it... id kill to own another AR......

16.)If you could be born as a grrl, would you take that oppertunity?

hell fucking shit no. women are goddamned insane. but id love to have boobies for like a week a year of my own. homegrown.

17.)When are you gonna come outta the closet?

when you open the door?

18.)Lisa Loeb vs. Jewel...Who's more hardcore?

lisa loeb has those emo glasses but id still fuck her till my dick fell off. id destroy jewel too for that matter. esp since her poppy slut makeover... just to shut her up man. i hate both their music equally, so you gotta ask is it lisa's geeky attractiveness or jewels amazing rack you vote for because you wanna compliment them because well... you wanna bone em.

19.)What's the one word that can make you snap?

theres alot. fresh. i hate that word. poppunk. rehab. calling me an alkie. leaving if it means im about to be single (hate being dumped, even if i was gonna leave anyway... that happened to me a few years ago and i was still pissed)..... unemployed seems to do it know. getting called ugly used to,but im comfy with it now.
calling me untalented really flames me. republican is probably the mother of fucks with me though.

20.)Would you rather be completely bound, or blindfolded?

completely bound.
nothings quite as horrifing as waking up bound and your freedom of movement taken.
esp if you taste blood in your mouth.

"Who you are in Fight Club is not who you are in the rest of the world."

Do you think that people use KG as some weaker form of the infamous idea? People who get to hide behind a digital screen to say what they want to say...Pretending who they wish that they could be. Is KG factoring out weak Tyler's to the Knoxville area? Sure they are a little bit further out from the norm of society...but nowhere near the concept of hitting bottom.


Just arandom thought. Back to masterbating...

Junkie, haven't you considered that Clinton WAS the candidate the "shadow government" wanted in office?

Nothing makes people more docile than the illusion of hope.

Jack wrote:Junkie, haven't you considered that Clinton WAS the candidate the "shadow government" wanted in office?

Nothing makes people more docile than the illusion of hope.

because of the way he was hunted like a dog and is still dogged to this day
they tried everything to discredit him
nothing worked.

Coor wrote:"Who you are in Fight Club is not who you are in the rest of the world."

Do you think that people use KG as some weaker form of the infamous idea? People who get to hide behind a digital screen to say what they want to say...Pretending who they wish that they could be. Is KG factoring out weak Tyler's to the Knoxville area? Sure they are a little bit further out from the norm of society...but nowhere near the concept of hitting bottom.


Just arandom thought. Back to masterbating...

its not KG
its the entire net.
the person they cant be in RL they can be over an IM or on some PHP forum.
its the master-slave mentality.
master man creates slave net.
to the weaker man, master net slaves man.
i think its beyond the comparison you made because the addiction factor is present.
people become addicted to the detraction, same as they do to drugs or MMORPG's or fetish

in the end, we are all looking for an escape.

An escape or a way to change their life?

junkie christ wrote:

4X541N7 wrote:10.)Who would you rather spend a day with, Kim Jung Il, or Hitler?

theres a language barrier for either person. assuming i knew both their languages fluently.........Hitler. totally Hitler. other than the insanity factor, which i would totally avoid asking him about seeing as how theres an autobio justification for it.... id ask him what inspired all the advances is science, meds, math, ect ect ect. even our highway system was hitlers ideas. most of our modern medical journals are revamped by discoveries he came up with and people research.
he was as genious as he was crazy and NATO made damn sure his name was off alot of the discoveries. the truths out there
i really wanna know if there were his ideas or if people had been wondering this shit and he actually experimented on people and found out.
theres also links to hitler reseraching ESP, telepathy, telekinetics, PK, aliens, ect. i think its all on the same level as the highway system if you think of the levels of thought required........

It's about goddamned time that someone recognized the good things that guy did. I mean, yeah, he did do a lot of very Bad Things™ And yes, he does deserve to spend the rest of time having a pineapple the size of a buick shoved up his ass, sideways.

The whole "Let's kill us some Jews" thing, that was wrong. I'm not going to dispute that.

But like JC said, Hitler had some really great ideas.

It seems to me like the world wants to take colorful pictures and paint them black and white. I mean, if a psycho serial killer child rapist, also guilty of setting off a dirty bomb in the middle of LA, were to figure out how to pull off cold fusion and make it cheap, we'd be all over that shit. Electric bill? What electric bill? Woot woot motherfuckers, my computer's never turning off. Your stove runs on natural gas? Ha! Loser.

But nobody would want to admit where the fuck that technology came from. Hell, if the origins were hidden from the public eye long enough, nobody would even care.

Me? I like the truth. There are a fuckload of things that should not be done, but if they already have been done, and something good comes out of it, we should at least admit to ourselves exactly how it happened.

As for the last part, JC, during WWII a lot of experiments were being done about TK/PK/ESP et al. in many countries. Hitler just had the clout to pull "volunteers" out of their houses in broad daylight, and was looney enough to do it.

It's been thought about and experiments took place in that field since (and as my memory is shit right now, I'm reaching) an estimated 1,500 years B.C. I give that number because I haven't personally read or heard about it happening before then, but hell, it's entirely possible. We hairless monkeys are too curious for our own damn good.

Hey Junkie...

Why are whores always stupid?

And why can't people get the hint sometimes?

Why is it that my best inspirations for code happen when I'm nowhere near a compiler?

And why is there no Unicode symbol for "fuck you"?

Coor wrote:Hey Junkie...
Why are whores always stupid?

not all are............
google search the words "bunny ranch".
air force amy is one of the richest legal whores in the country.... thats not a republican or in a popband anyway.

for the rest of them?
google search the word "meth"
or talk to some ex's from before i got some standards...........

And why can't people get the hint sometimes?

because people refuse to let go of what they want.
no speech, no snappy oneliner.
that really nails it about 90% of the time.

iblis wrote:Why is it that my best inspirations for code happen when I'm nowhere near a compiler?

human nature. same reason the best lyrics i come up with are when im driving and cant be late somewhere.

the reason is its innate to you. when your not trying, it will escape.
the trick in the case of code?
pusedocode. catch the wave of this new pen and paper thing... or notepad.

And why is there no Unicode symbol for "fuck you"?

because it would be more common than the spaces in normal english. it would replace the common space or period because unicode can cause such great fucking headaches...
its implied to be the official sound effect of unicode conversions.......
:-X

badkiity wrote:[iOk I've got one for ya.Cuz I want to see if ya know the correct answer.(I do).HeeHee!
Facts:
1)There are 5 houses(along the street)in 5 different colors:
blue,green,red,white,and yellow.
2)In each house lives a person of a different nationality:
Brit,Dane,German,Norwegian and Swede.
3)These 5 owners drink a certain beverage:
beer, coffee,milk,tea,and water,
smoke a certain brand of cigar:
Blue Master,Dunhill,Pall Mall,Prince, and blend,
and keep a certain pet:
cat,bird,dog,fish,and horse.
No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigars, or
drink the same beverage.
Hints:
1) The Brit lives in a red house.
2)The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3)The Dane drinks tea,
4)The green house is on the left of the white house(next to it).
5)The green house owner drinks coffee.
6)The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7)The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk.
9)The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10)The man who smokes blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11)The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12)The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13)THe German smokes Prince.
14)The Norwegian lives next to the blue House.
The Man who smokes blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

And the question is?......Who keeps fish?
[/i]

ill get back to you on that.gimme a while to review it, thats solveable.