• Random Junkie Christ Thread

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:13 am**

It rubs the cheese on its skin.
IT RUBS THE CHEESE ON THE SKIN
Or it gets the axe again

Wouldn't that have been better than lotion and hoses?

Posted: **Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:30 am**

Duhhh...... i likes me some cheeses

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:07 pm**

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:It rubs the cheese on its skin.
IT RUBS THE CHEESE ON THE SKIN
Or it gets the axe again

Wouldn't that have been better than lotion and hoses?

As long as it's real cheese, and not cheese food.

Question for the junkie: What precisely do they use to make 'government cheese'? And why does it always resemble rubber cement when you leave it on the sidewalk for a week?

And why does it still taste delicious afterwards?

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:30 pm**

I also have a question.

Are you plugged into the cheesestix?

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:04 pm**

i henceforth refuse to let you milk these cheesehorse any drier.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:38 pm**

~tears~ Awwww come on! It's gold!

Fine :cry:

I'll just use chocolate, is that ok? ~chuckles~

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:08 pm**

junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:It's good to see that this thread is still going...

so is it wrong that I take pleasure in torturing, angering, and mocking those of an inferior intelligence who disturb me at work?
no
if we keep them depressed, maybe the morons will be too depressed to fuck
that means no more morons.

Thank you, and we can only hope. I'm beginning to feel that forced sterilization may be a good thing for some people.

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:39 pm**

junkie christ wrote:i henceforth refuse to let you milk these cheesehorse any drier.

can i please ride your cheesehorse??!!YEEEHAWWWW :whip:

mov'em o'wn up *whip cracks* RAW HIDE!!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:53 am**

Do you fear my squirelly wrath?

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:21 pm**

Dear Junkie C.,

This is a somewhat serious, somewhat jokeful question. Why are females in Tennessee(generally from the knox area) so strange?

Signed,
RAT

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:12 pm**

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Do you fear my squirelly wrath?

nice try, but your not a cartoon.
and hes funnier
and probably better looking.
but im sure your taller, which in the animal kingdom can go a long way.

ill answer the other one when i get back in town, no time no time.

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:29 am**

Nah... I'm afraid of squirrels, they may try to steal my nuts...

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:12 am**

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Dear Junkie C.,

This is a somewhat serious, somewhat jokeful question. Why are females in Tennessee(generally from the knox area) so strange?

Signed,
RAT

Dear RAT,

Because incredibly hot girls can get away with anything, many choose to be different. Girls that are into a little "stange" are hotter than hell. As a guyfriend once said (regarding his girlfreind/my friend) ......

"A freaky-ass girl is hotter than m*therf*cking hell"

end quote.

I rest my case.

Yours, (for tonight

)
MSA

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:18 am**

My "yours, (fortonight)" is NOT a invitation to RAT or any other dudes on the board. It is a joke I make about how temporary "love" is.

That is all.

end Public Service Announcement.

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:56 am**

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Dear Junkie C.,

This is a somewhat serious, somewhat jokeful question. Why are females in Tennessee(generally from the knox area) so strange?

Signed,
RAT

We are not strange, nor are we "girls". We are intelligent, independent women who are not afraid to do what we want, when we want.

And you're right about the squirrels, thay are after your nuts!

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:48 pm**

? for Junkie.

Is it worth it to go to school all day, work all night, and repeat to the point of insanity? I mean really. Is it so important that I bust my nuts for a signature on a piece of paper?

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:32 pm**

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Dear Junkie C.,

This is a somewhat serious, somewhat jokeful question. Why are females in Tennessee(generally from the knox area) so strange?

Signed,
RAT

Incest, maybe? :mrgreen:

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:42 pm**

Mercurygriffin wrote:? for Junkie.

Is it worth it to go to school all day, work all night, and repeat to the point of insanity? I mean really. Is it so important that I bust my nuts for a signature on a piece of paper?

yes yes and double yes.
it makes a normal job look easy in comparsion even in the most technical fields
its the only way youll get most of those jobs
helps get experience towards a good job that you want in the field you want.
and no matter how much of the shit you think you know, youll be surprised with what you dont.
and the great thing is you dont even realize it till wayyy later. then it hits you why it was a good idea. plus your smarter than a mother fucker, you should be fine. i believe in ya.
milk college for all its worth and youll see why i want more degrees. it becomes and addiction.

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:57 pm**

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Dear Junkie C.,

This is a somewhat serious, somewhat jokeful question. Why are females in Tennessee(generally from the knox area) so strange?

Signed,
RAT

its not that they are strange, its that you dont understand women
normalicy and strange are both relative concepts
what is understandable to the beholder they will deem normal
else, strange.
to most people the mind is a machine and the prodecure runs like this.

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strPersonYourJudging = whateverthefuckingpersonsnameis
strPersonsAction= variableOfActionToBeJudged
strWhatYouExpect = aIdeals.getRelativeData() //see data set relative to that users information known as Memory to a person.

if strPersonsActions == strWhatYouExpect
strPersonYourJudging = normal
else
strPersonYourJudging = strange

/geek humor.
seriously man you havent figured it out.
the first rule to understanding women::
its not possible. they are people. all different.
sure, geneticly some things stay the same... but thats about it
now its entirely possible to meet people in a given area that have similiar experiences and act in similiar ways, but thats still always going to be a very small percentage of any given population, and not even a nut stain on the population of women as a whole.
as a side note, in my perception, your kinda wack job anyway... so id love to see what you consider weird after your whole body .... hair // cheese fetish thing. :-x

\just kidding/
all joking aside its not that women are strange, its that your trying to judge an entire gender by a few select samples. even if your survey is only of say, east TN women, its assine to think that a few act one way so they all are. when you do you subconsciously treat them all the same and eventually you will get similiar responses.
its called a self forfilling (spelling?) prophecy.
you doom yourself to view women as strange.
my advice to you instead of asking questions like the one you did, get to know the ones you find so "strange". maybe youll learn something about those individuals.
otuside of that, keep looking for people until you find some that arent so "strange"
and also look in the mirror. maybe its not all the women, maybe they are reacting to you (happens to every guy and every girl.. straight,gay, bi, whatever... constantly in life)
when in doubt, always be yourself and chalk it up to that person.
or maybe your just hanging out in the wrong damn places.
hope this helped
peace thru addiction
JC

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:49 pm**

If Jesus & Satan had to walk through the 'Ghetto'...Who would be packing the 9mm?...My vote's on Jesus...'Cause you know Satan's not white...[/i]