“I wished to change people, but they changed me…” Stalker Tarkovskii

PushEast wrote:“I wished to change people, but they changed me…” Stalker Tarkovskii

Ok I think you miss the whole idea of this thread... its to post a quote from a movie that people might have remotely seen (otherwise I'd be posting French and Spanish foreign flick quotes) and to try and have others guess what movie they are from...

"Weak,chained creatures destined for our pleasure,I hope you don't expect to find here...the ridiculous freedom granted by the outside world."

mehem wrote:"Weak,chained creatures destined for our pleasure,I hope you don't expect to find here...the ridiculous freedom granted by the outside world."

OKAY, that one was OBSCURE!

Salo


"Hey Ash, where are we? "
"Well we just crossed the Tennessee border..."

"Hey Ash, where are we? "
"Well we just crossed the Tennessee border..."

i'm not typing it
everyone knows what it is




"Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air"

Yeah, after half a year though I figured an easy one was in order .

"Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air"

Twin Peaks



"I can't believe this. I can't even die right."

TheInfiniteMonkey wrote:"I can't believe this. I can't even die right."

"Put Edwina back in bowl"
"Backinbowl?"
"Backinbowl"

All of Me

ok my turn

"I wanted to thank you for only giving me the clap. These days it's refreshing to meet a girl with curable diseases"

Dunno.

my series of quotes:

1. (both from the same movie)
"Game over man! Game over!"
"They mostly come at night...mostly."

2. "I watch the house while the master is away. But the child! the Master does not like children. Or the dog! the master does not like children."

3. (again, all from the same movie)
"Table the lable. Wear your own brand!"
"Jeff! Who's the hippest cat in town! Ain't no doubt when Jeff's around! With pants pegged tight and hair and fitness, he is the eighties nod to fitness splendor."
"BE SOMEBODY!"

4. "I love the Power Glove. It's so bad."

5. "My crotch knows how you feel!"

6. "Special delivery! AIR MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIL! >whack!<"

7. "I smell something. Bullshit."

8. "Gawd! Idiot!"

9. "No...they drink you alive."

10. (and, most likely the most obscure...)
"Meredith Jones, your contract...is broken."

Good luck. Whoever gets all of them deserves mega props.

1. Aliens
2. Howard the Duck
3. Not sure, but the BE SOMEBODY sounds like Mr. T, lol
4. Oh god, is tht from The Wizard?!
5.No idea.
6.LMAO, I accidentally downloaded this movie from Kazaa, Kiki's Delivery Service
7.Mortal Kombat
8.Don't think I have seen this one but I'll take a guess. Napoleon Dynamite. I was with some friends throwing Napoleon Dynamite quotes at each other and I think that one was used about every other time.
9.Just saw this one about a month ago on cable again, Deep Rising when he's talking about the little critters the big critter is like.
10.No clue

1. yes.
2. No. its Manos: The Hands of Fate
3. Mr. T's Be somebody or Be Somebody's fool.
4. Yes.
5. La Blue Girl Vol.5
6. No. Double Dragon.
7. Yes.
8. Yes.
9. Yes.
10. Cum Swallowin' Sweeties, one of the worst porns i've seen since Extraterrestrial Virgins.

O-kay... let's get the ball rolling back into the court where it should be.

My last one was:
"I wanted to thank you for only giving me the clap. These days it's refreshing to meet a girl with curable diseases"
and that was Paul Rodriguez in The Whoopee Boys

but here's an easy one...

"Don't kill him! If you kill him, he won't learn nothin'!"

"Don't kill him! If you kill him, he won't learn nothin'!"

The Riddler to Two Face in Batman Forever



"Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!"

Here's a quote...

"I swear to God, Mike! If you don't fuck her I'll kill myself! Fuck her for meee!!!"

and another film...

"What's a nubian?...Bitch, you almost made me laugh."

"What's a nubian?...Bitch, you almost made me laugh."

Hooper - Chasing Amy


And one of my favorites


"I am the Supreme Being, I'm not entirely dim"

TheInfiniteMonkey wrote:"I am the Supreme Being, I'm not entirely dim"

Time Bandits!
"Oh Benson, dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the felches of intelligence."

here's one:

"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"

"Oh Benson, dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the felches of intelligence."

"THANK YOU MASTER!"




"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"

Funny, that was the last band I was in ages ago,

Hanover Fist - Heavy Metal





"Our enemy is wicked, so..."
"Dude, she's Freddy Krueger."
"Damien."
"Dude, she's Vader."
"No! She's the Emperor."
"Yeah, but with really great tits."
"Ok, now Sandy, that girl, she's a real nice girl."
"Ah, yeah."
"She's a sweetheart."
"Dude, a saint."
"A goddess."
"A princess."
"Know what? She's kinda like Mother Teresa."
"Yeah, but with way better tits."

Can ANYONE get this one?

"I swear to God, Mike! If you don't fuck her I'll kill myself! Fuck her Mike! Fuck her for meee!!!"

Aerick Ravenheart wrote:Can ANYONE get this one?

"I swear to God, Mike! If you don't fuck her I'll kill myself! Fuck her Mike! Fuck her for meee!!!"

okay, okay, Eli in The Girl Next Door

So, now you have to guess mine

It's Saving Silverman!

"I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be."

Get your quotes off of me you damned dirty APE!

Done, of course, in my best Heston voice

Planet of the Apes


"Madam, I knew Jane Goodall, and you are no Jane Goodall."