iblis wrote:

satanskitten wrote:

white_darkness wrote:What about oil changes? Taking out the trash, and cooking? That carton of Djarum Black sounds like a good deal...

Hells...I'd auction myself off for enough of them.

I don't think so mister....only I can auction you off now... and I'm not done with you yet...so that won't be happening...lol

What about rental? He's got a purty mouth...

only for you Ibbie....if the price is right...I DO have bills to pay ya know...

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TheSym wrote:[Upon drinking a beer, TheSym has hit on lesbians by using pickup lines from Jimmy Buffet songs.

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