torch_32 wrote:There is no way I'm switching to LJ. However, xanga SHOULD let us know of upcoming outages.

Hmmm... parody post (at JaNell's request):

I am the bitchiest bitch around so bow down to me as I spout mindless drivel and you all can comment your praises of me to me. Xanga is so lame, as is everything else you lemmings subscribe to. I'm bored with you all. I think I'll randomly insult each of you at various times just to amuse myself. You're lucky I don't just leave.

(Disclaimer: That was a parody of no one in particular, of course, because I don't know a single soul who would come close to writing such a thing, but I thought it was funny anyway. )

I'm so vain
I probably think this blog is about me

ReddErin wrote:

torch_32 wrote:... parody post (at JaNell's request):

I am the bitchiest bitch around so bow down to me as I spout mindless drivel and you all can comment your praises of me to me. Xanga is so lame, as is everything else you lemmings subscribe to. I'm bored with you all. I think I'll randomly insult each of you at various times just to amuse myself. You're lucky I don't just leave.

(Disclaimer: That was a parody of no one in particular, of course, because I don't know a single soul who would come close to writing such a thing, but I thought it was funny anyway. )

I'm so vain
I probably think this blog is about me

<choke>

JaNell wrote:

ReddErin wrote:

torch_32 wrote:... parody post (at JaNell's request):

I am the bitchiest bitch around so bow down to me as I spout mindless drivel and you all can comment your praises of me to me. Xanga is so lame, as is everything else you lemmings subscribe to. I'm bored with you all. I think I'll randomly insult each of you at various times just to amuse myself. You're lucky I don't just leave.

(Disclaimer: That was a parody of no one in particular, of course, because I don't know a single soul who would come close to writing such a thing, but I thought it was funny anyway. )

I'm so vain
I probably think this blog is about me

<choke>

That's pretty descriptive, but a few things are a bit off. I don't randomly insult. I insult when warranted. But, it is to amuse myself. Oh, and I would say "sheep," not "lemmings." Xanga is pretty lame, but it's entertaining, more entertaining, in fact, than KG, IMHO. As for bowing down, I wouldn't notice...I'm too busy sticking my nose in the air.

ReddErin wrote:

JaNell wrote:

ReddErin wrote:

torch_32 wrote:... parody post (at JaNell's request):

I am the bitchiest bitch around so bow down to me as I spout mindless drivel and you all can comment your praises of me to me. Xanga is so lame, as is everything else you lemmings subscribe to. I'm bored with you all. I think I'll randomly insult each of you at various times just to amuse myself. You're lucky I don't just leave.

(Disclaimer: That was a parody of no one in particular, of course, because I don't know a single soul who would come close to writing such a thing, but I thought it was funny anyway. )

I'm so vain
I probably think this blog is about me

<choke>

That's pretty descriptive, but a few things are a bit off. I don't randomly insult. I insult when warranted. But, it is to amuse myself. Oh, and I would say "sheep," not "lemmings." Xanga is pretty lame, but it's entertaining, more entertaining, in fact, than KG, IMHO. As for bowing down, I wouldn't notice...I'm too busy sticking my nose in the air.

Huh? Like I said, that parody was of no one in particular. I don't even know you. If you saw yourself in it, that is sad.

torch_32 wrote:Huh? Like I said, that parody was of no one in particular. I don't even know you.

I must admit, I thought of Erin when I first read it. Her few small corrections notwithstanding, it looks very much like something she'd post. Though, to give credit where it is due - she's usually a bit more lyrical.

This was actually almost a xanga post. I decided for once to spare any readers the disturbing imagery of the post, however. But since this is in The Dumpster anyway...

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I took a shit today, and it was green. It scared me half to death, and had me worried for more than a few hours before I was informed that too much blue Powerade could, in fact, do that to one's digestive system, seeing as it's base is green.

Seriously, it looked as if I had shat a miniature Christmas tree. If I had a way to upload pictures from my digital camera, I'd have taken a whole series of these and posted them here. Thankfully, P. Diddy came to the rescue and provided me with the software and a USB cable with which I can now access my camera's hard drive. So, once again, nobody is safe from these impending "iblis links".

I'll probably chug a liter of that drink again, just to be certain that I can get enough pictures of this bowel moving phenomenon..
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torch_32 wrote:

ReddErin wrote:

JaNell wrote:

ReddErin wrote:

torch_32 wrote:... parody post (at JaNell's request):

I am the bitchiest bitch around so bow down to me as I spout mindless drivel and you all can comment your praises of me to me. Xanga is so lame, as is everything else you lemmings subscribe to. I'm bored with you all. I think I'll randomly insult each of you at various times just to amuse myself. You're lucky I don't just leave.

(Disclaimer: That was a parody of no one in particular, of course, because I don't know a single soul who would come close to writing such a thing, but I thought it was funny anyway. )

I'm so vain
I probably think this blog is about me

<choke>

That's pretty descriptive, but a few things are a bit off. I don't randomly insult. I insult when warranted. But, it is to amuse myself. Oh, and I would say "sheep," not "lemmings." Xanga is pretty lame, but it's entertaining, more entertaining, in fact, than KG, IMHO. As for bowing down, I wouldn't notice...I'm too busy sticking my nose in the air.

Huh? Like I said, that parody was of no one in particular. I don't even know you. If you saw yourself in it, that is sad.

Oh, come the fuck on, I was joking. Obviously, you don't know me. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. Yes, I read the part about it not being about anyone in particular. If you don't have a sense of humor, that is sad.

Oh, Erin's mean. Oh, you shouldn't be so mean, Erin. Bad Erin!

That's the funniest thing I've seen yet. Go Erin go!!

TheSym wrote:

Seraph Antaine wrote:

TheSym wrote:

Seraph Antaine wrote:Temporary blog spot...sounds like a menstrual disorder.

hmmm are you sure this isn't just some wet dream you are having?

Yeah, I'm REAL sure. If this was a wet dream, you wouldn't be here. Same for you, Steven.

Maybe we are here in your dream as a kind of spirit guide and not the focus of your dream, like the naked Native American from Wayne's World 2...beckoning you down this path and the next of temptation...

It all makes perfect sense, now. There's only one way we could be here in this wet dream together - it's YOUR wet dream. Please wake up, Cam. PLEASE!

ReddErin wrote:

torch_32 wrote:

ReddErin wrote:

JaNell wrote:

ReddErin wrote:

torch_32 wrote:... parody post (at JaNell's request):

I am the bitchiest bitch around so bow down to me as I spout mindless drivel and you all can comment your praises of me to me. Xanga is so lame, as is everything else you lemmings subscribe to. I'm bored with you all. I think I'll randomly insult each of you at various times just to amuse myself. You're lucky I don't just leave.

(Disclaimer: That was a parody of no one in particular, of course, because I don't know a single soul who would come close to writing such a thing, but I thought it was funny anyway. )

I'm so vain
I probably think this blog is about me

<choke>

That's pretty descriptive, but a few things are a bit off. I don't randomly insult. I insult when warranted. But, it is to amuse myself. Oh, and I would say "sheep," not "lemmings." Xanga is pretty lame, but it's entertaining, more entertaining, in fact, than KG, IMHO. As for bowing down, I wouldn't notice...I'm too busy sticking my nose in the air.

Huh? Like I said, that parody was of no one in particular. I don't even know you. If you saw yourself in it, that is sad.

Oh, come the fuck on, I was joking. Obviously, you don't know me. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. Yes, I read the part about it not being about anyone in particular. If you don't have a sense of humor, that is sad.

Oh, Erin's mean. Oh, you shouldn't be so mean, Erin. Bad Erin!

Whatever.

Since Xanga's down again, and I just received news I can't wait to share, I'm posting the bad boy here.

I HAVE A JOB!!

The bookstore just called and I be all employed n' shyat now! w00t w00t!

You down w/ Malaprops? ...yeah you know me!... You down w/ Malaprops? ...yeah you know me!...

M- A- L- A- to the P- to the R- to the O- P- S!

Nexxus23 wrote:Since Xanga's down again, and I just received news I can't wait to share, I'm posting the bad boy here.

I HAVE A JOB!!

The bookstore just called and I be all employed n' shyat now! w00t w00t!

You down w/ Malaprops? ...yeah you know me!... You down w/ Malaprops? ...yeah you know me!...

M- A- L- A- to the P- to the R- to the O- P- S!

Woo! Yay!

Way to go.

Nexxus23 wrote:Since Xanga's down again, and I just received news I can't wait to share, I'm posting the bad boy here.

I HAVE A JOB!!

The bookstore just called and I be all employed n' shyat now! w00t w00t!

You down w/ Malaprops? ...yeah you know me!... You down w/ Malaprops? ...yeah you know me!...

M- A- L- A- to the P- to the R- to the O- P- S!

KICK ASS!!!

I find xanga to be a nice place to vent that isn't totally private like a journal at home. People read it, and if you are insulting them for being stupid, they will realize they are being dumb and might be dumb enough to not realize it or may just wonder if it was them you were talking about ,so they won't get overly upset but the point will be driven home. Plus you get the support of your friends and get to know them better.

I've found that ranting in my blog has probably prevented me from resorting in acts of violence against my fellow man in real life, and I think thats a really good thing. I think its much better to verbally rip someone a new orifice than suffer bloody clothes and jail time.

However, if xanga doesn't fucking return a.s.a.p. I fear the worst, lol...

Buttercup wrote:However, if xanga doesn't fucking return a.s.a.p. I fear the worst, lol...

Dear Diary,
Buttercup is beginning to show the strain. I fear for us all. Maybe I can get her to role play Postal Worker with these other people. That should provide enough drama to keep them sane, and relieve some of her tension as well.

Damn you, Xanga! Damn you for being down so long!

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So, like today I got up and I painted my nails this like shiney pink color. Then I totally went to the mall and bought these really like cute pink cheerleader shorts. Ya know, the kind you roll the lil waistband down on to make them totally super short! I was really mad though, cause like.. I had to buy a size 1! Can you believe it! Like I'm SOOO Fat! I like couldn't believe that I can't wear a size 0 anymore. I may never eat again! No more celery and crackers!

I totally had to call my best friends to like... make me feel better ya know. So like Tiffi, Steffi, Courtni, and Ami like.. came over and took me into my favorite store! Ambercrombie!! Like.. they totally know how to make me feel better! *twirls beach blonde hair and pops her bubble gum*

Then like I got tired of all the guys like.. totally staring at me while I was walking through the mall. Like, ALL the guys were like checking me out! I mean PUH-LEASE!! Like I would ever date any of them! I'm like a total virgin. I mean sure I've drank too much at the Frat parties, and woken up naked in the boys beds, but like I don't remember having sex. So I MUST be a virgin.. like right? *vacant questioning look*

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Seraph Antaine wrote:

TheSym wrote:

Seraph Antaine wrote:

TheSym wrote:

Seraph Antaine wrote:Temporary blog spot...sounds like a menstrual disorder.

hmmm are you sure this isn't just some wet dream you are having?

Yeah, I'm REAL sure. If this was a wet dream, you wouldn't be here. Same for you, Steven.

Maybe we are here in your dream as a kind of spirit guide and not the focus of your dream, like the naked Native American from Wayne's World 2...beckoning you down this path and the next of temptation...

It all makes perfect sense, now. There's only one way we could be here in this wet dream together - it's YOUR wet dream. Please wake up, Cam. PLEASE!

Tony you can't wake up, at least not yet....I haven't shown you Niagra falls...
rain beating against a window during a storm,
the sink dripping....dripping....dripping...
that you are on a boat in the middle of the ocean...
and things now are getting warm...it is a creeping warmth...slowly spreading along your lower back...your knees...
Your conscious mind is calling to you, struggling with sleep....
and suddenly you are AWAKE!
Looking around you wonderingly pull your hand out of the now cooling bowl of water...

Damn. Xanga is still down. Had to share this though.

Funniest thing I heard myself say at school today (or perhaps will all year):

"Chris, put your eyeball BACK in your head!"

I love freshmen.

TheSym wrote:

Seraph Antaine wrote:

TheSym wrote:

Seraph Antaine wrote:

TheSym wrote:

Seraph Antaine wrote:Temporary blog spot...sounds like a menstrual disorder.

hmmm are you sure this isn't just some wet dream you are having?

Yeah, I'm REAL sure. If this was a wet dream, you wouldn't be here. Same for you, Steven.

Maybe we are here in your dream as a kind of spirit guide and not the focus of your dream, like the naked Native American from Wayne's World 2...beckoning you down this path and the next of temptation...

It all makes perfect sense, now. There's only one way we could be here in this wet dream together - it's YOUR wet dream. Please wake up, Cam. PLEASE!

Tony you can't wake up, at least not yet....I haven't shown you Niagra falls...
rain beating against a window during a storm,
the sink dripping....dripping....dripping...
that you are on a boat in the middle of the ocean...
and things now are getting warm...it is a creeping warmth...slowly spreading along your lower back...your knees...
Your conscious mind is calling to you, struggling with sleep....
and suddenly you are AWAKE!
Looking around you wonderingly pull your hand out of the now cooling bowl of water...

Um, Cam, are you one of those "fancy" men?