Codeine Coma wrote:...is such a slut she's sucked more than Junkie Christ can name beer brands.

mama so ugly she got lost in ugly forest and they attempted a rope ladder rescue, her dumbass got her foot stuck in the rope and got drunk up every ugly tree and every ugly branch until the bitch walked out as lyle lovett.
mamas so old her social # is 3.
mamas so fat they have to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her thru
mamas so sick shes been in three ibbie links
mama's so ugly, when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running.
mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.