LadyIvanna wrote:

TiredUnhappy wrote:heh.....wellll....

I'm supposedly in the process of fucking a bunch of people....

I'm a whore who fucks a bunch of people....

and I "cheated" on my ex-fiance (which lead to our break-up)


you compare the number of people I HAVE fucked, and the number I have supposedly fucked...it's some crazy shit...

I basically can't go to the mall without being bombarded by remarks that I am whore who will try to fuck you.

I <3 gossip

DAMN!!! I must be out of the loop or just need to go to the mall more.... you haven't tried to fuck me!!!

Me too

There is a rumor that I am happy, imperturbable, and nothing bothers me.


Nothing could be further from the truth.

(....so please don't take my goth card away!)

oh yeah there is that rumor that celtic smith dresses up like a little school boy and becomes my love bitch every thursday.


oh wait... nevermind... he does.

karmakaze wrote:oh yeah there is that rumor that celtic smith dresses up like a little school boy and becomes my love bitch every thursday.


oh wait... nevermind... he does.

I heard that was the other way around on Wednesdays...

There are thousands of rummors about me being gay or bi, which are false. I am straight as can be.

That's about the only rummors i can think of about me. no one knows me good enough yet to start too many rummors about me. Although i'd say taht The Fallen has heard some visious rumors about me...

I know that there has to be a but load of rumors about me but I personally haven't heard any of them. Consider this an open invite for any one to give me a good laugh at someone elses expense of time and effort.

My favorite so far has been that I'm gay, which is so funny considering my love of sex with hubby.... yummmmm....

the craziest thing, i do believe i have heard about myself, was that i was fucking one of the guys i work with(who had a girlfriend), not only that, but also that i had arranged somehow for his girlfriend (who i don't even know) to hear about it, so that they would break up up and i could have him for myself. 1st of all, if i were already fucking him, what would it matter. gotta love the acntv highschool call center. and the super sad part is that i don't even work in that department.

my fav rumor is...
i totally forgot looking at the ungodly cool avatar merc put up
nothing says loving like a flaming agent smith.

Mercurygriffin wrote:I know that there has to be a but load of rumors about me but I personally haven't heard any of them. Consider this an open invite for any one to give me a good laugh at someone elses expense of time and effort.

I hear Merc is really Liberace reincarnated. And has a die-hard fetish for double-knit polyester liederhosen. And likes to be called "Merv."

This was kind of a joke between me, Vader and Celticsmith from way back, but I'm the 'Boyfriend Stealer'. Which, seeing as to how I don't have one, I suppose I'm a very bad "Boyfriend Stealer" lol.

Anyway, most of the ones about me involve supposedly sleeping with someone... or being on drugs. That's been going around since I was in middle school.

Yeah merc that is a kick ass avatar. Speacking of Avatars, where's a god place to find a cool one?

Codeine Coma wrote:On another note...I don't really have any rumors about me. But,I was once thought to have killed a few people and had sex with them afterwards. People who make up rumors are sick! Not that I have anything against killing...or necrophelia....but,come on people....me? How? Can you prove it???

Depends... whats the video tape worth to ya

Bone wrote:

Codeine Coma wrote:On another note...I don't really have any rumors about me. But,I was once thought to have killed a few people and had sex with them afterwards. People who make up rumors are sick! Not that I have anything against killing...or necrophelia....but,come on people....me? How? Can you prove it???

Depends... whats the video tape worth to ya

I so want a copy of that.

I'm blissfully unaware of most rumors about me. But they're probably all true.

Except for fucking the goat. It wasn't a goat. It was a baby panda.

*sigh* I too haven't heard any about myself, but please if you know any, I wanna hear them, I learned back in school that my supposed life was much more fun than my real life, and at times good inspiration for some real fun

N my pathetic lil' hometown there have been multitudes of humorous stories going on about the local freak (me) 4 yearz... 1 of my favez iz that I married n2 the mob, moved 2 Italy, & started a worldwide mob porn ring... LOL!

The Stormstress wrote:N my pathetic lil' hometown there have been multitudes of humorous stories going on about the local freak (me) 4 yearz... 1 of my favez iz that I married n2 the mob, moved 2 Italy, & started a worldwide mob porn ring... LOL!

you started a worldwide mob porn ring?????????
WHY DIDNT YOU HELP ME GET A JOB!!!

and ibbie, how much is the tape of you with the panda worth to ya?

junkie christ wrote:and ibbie, how much is the tape of you with the panda worth to ya?

Oh, I don't want a lot. Just royalties if you sell it.