Help Junkie make Star Wars pr0n!

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:10 am

iblis wrote:junkie_christ, the man, the myth, the legend, has just stated that if some women volunteer to help, he'll make something completely unheard of: Dark Vader porn.

Dark Vader Porn?!
Does he know about this?

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:31 am

Will it involve midgets???? we can make them ewoks.!!!!

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:43 am

If you decide to do a "Tripping the rift" porn then I volunteer for the part of Darth Bobo.

prime42 · Post by **prime42** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 5:30 am

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Will it involve midgets???? we can make them ewoks.!!!!

Fuzzy suits for "little people" would be cheap.......? The mind boggles at the posabilities. :shock:

TheSym · Post by **TheSym** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:31 pm

Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:41 pm

TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny. :twisted:

FalseAbsolution · Post by **FalseAbsolution** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:57 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:
TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny.

Yeah that would be very funny, and ohh so twizted... so i'd probably watch it :twisted:

vampire goddess · Post by **vampire goddess** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:10 pm

i think ewok midget porn sounds really interesting!!! if you do have midgets in the movie, send me just that portion of it.... keep the rest...
thanks

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:49 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:
TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny.

And Furry, too.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:49 am

any short girls into anal that want in this... (no midgets) i mean come on..
darth-junkie nailing a hottie ewok gerl in the bum.
ca-ching

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 2:17 am

JaNell wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny.

And Furry, too.

You've been talking to Vixie haven't you?

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:09 am

Mercurygriffin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny.

And Furry, too.
You've been talking to Vixie haven't you?

Maybe...

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:05 am

Mercurygriffin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny.

And Furry, too.
You've been talking to Vixie haven't you?

Damn. One person puts on ears and a tail and starts hunching everything that moves, and the next thing you know, they're all going on about furries.

:roll:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:12 pm

iblis wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny.

And Furry, too.
You've been talking to Vixie haven't you?

Damn. One person puts on ears and a tail and starts hunching everything that moves, and the next thing you know, they're all going on about furries.

spreads like wildfire.........

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:14 pm

junkie christ wrote:spreads like wildfire.........

Like venereal (sp?) disease?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:18 pm

dunno. im clean. actually i think the term is STD-a-phobe
i get tested when i havent been active in case a toilet seat or something could have gave me something. no shit.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:29 pm

junkie christ wrote:dunno. im clean. actually i think the term is STD-a-phobe
i get tested when i havent been active in case a toilet seat or something could have gave me something. no shit.

Lol, I'm like that too. I hate using public restrooms and stuff for that reason. :puke:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:29 pm

junkie christ wrote:dunno. im clean. actually i think the term is STD-a-phobe
i get tested when i havent been active in case a toilet seat or something could have gave me something. no shit.

See? Not only would he be the first to do pr0n with a Vader mask on, he'd also be the first porn star without things crawling on him that penicillin won't cure and kerosine won't wash off..

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 3:00 pm

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:dunno. im clean. actually i think the term is STD-a-phobe
i get tested when i havent been active in case a toilet seat or something could have gave me something. no shit.

See? Not only would he be the first to do pr0n with a Vader mask on, he'd also be the first porn star without things crawling on him that penicillin won't cure and kerosine won't wash off..

because theres shit ajax cant clean and makes mr.clean grow hair

Help Junkie make Star Wars pr0n!

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