• Help Junkie make Star Wars pr0n!

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:10 am**

iblis wrote:junkie_christ, the man, the myth, the legend, has just stated that if some women volunteer to help, he'll make something completely unheard of: Dark Vader porn.

Dark Vader Porn?!
Does he know about this?

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:31 am**

Will it involve midgets???? we can make them ewoks.!!!!

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:43 am**

If you decide to do a "Tripping the rift" porn then I volunteer for the part of Darth Bobo.

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2003 5:30 am**

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Will it involve midgets???? we can make them ewoks.!!!!

Fuzzy suits for "little people" would be cheap.......? The mind boggles at the posabilities. :shock:

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:31 pm**

Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:41 pm**

TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny. :twisted:

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:57 pm**

Mercurygriffin wrote:
TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny.

Yeah that would be very funny, and ohh so twizted... so i'd probably watch it :twisted:

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:10 pm**

i think ewok midget porn sounds really interesting!!! if you do have midgets in the movie, send me just that portion of it.... keep the rest...
thanks

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:49 pm**

Mercurygriffin wrote:
TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny.

And Furry, too.

Posted: **Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:49 am**

any short girls into anal that want in this... (no midgets) i mean come on..
darth-junkie nailing a hottie ewok gerl in the bum.
ca-ching

Posted: **Fri Nov 14, 2003 2:17 am**

JaNell wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny.

And Furry, too.

You've been talking to Vixie haven't you?

Posted: **Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:09 am**

Mercurygriffin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny.

And Furry, too.
You've been talking to Vixie haven't you?

Maybe...

Posted: **Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:05 am**

Mercurygriffin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny.

And Furry, too.
You've been talking to Vixie haven't you?

Damn. One person puts on ears and a tail and starts hunching everything that moves, and the next thing you know, they're all going on about furries.

:roll:

Posted: **Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:12 pm**

iblis wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
TheSym wrote:Sorry. Darth Vader porn is ok, but furry ewok porn is crossing way too many lines.

But it would be funny.

And Furry, too.
You've been talking to Vixie haven't you?

Damn. One person puts on ears and a tail and starts hunching everything that moves, and the next thing you know, they're all going on about furries.

spreads like wildfire.........

Posted: **Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:14 pm**

junkie christ wrote:spreads like wildfire.........

Like venereal (sp?) disease?

Posted: **Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:18 pm**

dunno. im clean. actually i think the term is STD-a-phobe
i get tested when i havent been active in case a toilet seat or something could have gave me something. no shit.

Posted: **Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:29 pm**

junkie christ wrote:dunno. im clean. actually i think the term is STD-a-phobe
i get tested when i havent been active in case a toilet seat or something could have gave me something. no shit.

Lol, I'm like that too. I hate using public restrooms and stuff for that reason. :puke:

Posted: **Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:29 pm**

junkie christ wrote:dunno. im clean. actually i think the term is STD-a-phobe
i get tested when i havent been active in case a toilet seat or something could have gave me something. no shit.

See? Not only would he be the first to do pr0n with a Vader mask on, he'd also be the first porn star without things crawling on him that penicillin won't cure and kerosine won't wash off..

Posted: **Fri Nov 14, 2003 3:00 pm**

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:dunno. im clean. actually i think the term is STD-a-phobe
i get tested when i havent been active in case a toilet seat or something could have gave me something. no shit.

See? Not only would he be the first to do pr0n with a Vader mask on, he'd also be the first porn star without things crawling on him that penicillin won't cure and kerosine won't wash off..

because theres shit ajax cant clean and makes mr.clean grow hair

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