Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 2:05 am
Bone wrote:Fluffy
If I'm going to give it a rabbit name, I'll call my penis "Harvey" out of pure respect.
If I'm going to give it a rabbit name, I'll call my penis "Harvey" out of pure respect.
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If I'm going to give it a rabbit name, I'll call my penis "Harvey" out of pure respect.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:21 am
mafiaman wrote:Only if it is Stan Lee!
EXCELSIOR!!!
...you geek...
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:08 am
mafiaman wrote:Bone wrote:Fluffy
If I'm going to give it a rabbit name, I'll call my penis "Harvey" out of pure respect.
It may be large-ish But it isn't 6 feet tall, or invisible. So Harvey doesn't work.
How about Little Bunny Foo Foo?
*runs and hides again*
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:19 am
[quote="Nexxus23]
...you geek... [/quote]
Feep.
...you geek... [/quote]
Feep.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:31 am
jenna wrote:mafiaman wrote:Bone wrote:Fluffy
If I'm going to give it a rabbit name, I'll call my penis "Harvey" out of pure respect.
It may be large-ish But it isn't 6 feet tall, or invisible. So Harvey doesn't work.
I can dream, can't I?
jenna wrote:How about Little Bunny Foo Foo?
*runs and hides again*
Um, I'd say "NO" but I promised to leave it up to a vote in a few days once enough entries arrive. I'll let the KnoxGothic community decide what my penis should be named.
And you'd better run, that damn "Little Bunny Foo Foo" song is now playing in my head.....
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 12:02 pm
Japanese monks ae known for calling it "The Budda".
Rising to life, and falling again. Ever unpredictable, the source of much pleasure and and pain. The handmaidens of desire those two are.
Of course, masturbation is then called "praying to the Budda".
One should not pray to the Budda too often.
Rising to life, and falling again. Ever unpredictable, the source of much pleasure and and pain. The handmaidens of desire those two are.
Of course, masturbation is then called "praying to the Budda".
One should not pray to the Budda too often.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 12:21 pm
celticsmith wrote:Japanese monks ae known for calling it "The Budda".
Rising to life, and falling again. Ever unpredictable, the source of much pleasure and and pain. The handmaidens of desire those two are.
Of course, masturbation is then called "praying to the Budda".
One should not pray to the Budda too often.
LMAO!
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 12:39 pm
how bout Cheese
you know....."Behold the power of cheese!!"
you know....."Behold the power of cheese!!"
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 12:58 pm
many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.
no joke.
so i guess the monty python song, every sperm is sacred is a bit more than a playful jest.
no joke.
so i guess the monty python song, every sperm is sacred is a bit more than a playful jest.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 1:47 pm
many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.
WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:03 pm
AuralFixation wrote:how bout Cheese
you know....."Behold the power of cheese!!"
I LIKE IT!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:05 pm
iblis wrote:so i guess the monty python song, every sperm is sacred is a bit more than a playful jest.
Now I've got THAT song playing in my head.....
At least it isn't "Little Bunny Foo Foo" anymore.....
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:07 pm
EvilVegan wrote:many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.
WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Then I would have to say that you eat too much red meat.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:53 pm
mafiaman wrote:EvilVegan wrote:many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.
WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Then I would have to say that you eat too much red meat.
"Snobby yuppy voice" : Wnell Actuallyy. . .
I think that would mean my girlfriend does rather.
Budumpbump. . . chhh!
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 5:12 pm
EvilVegan wrote:many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.
WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
that would mean you forgot to take the krueger glove off before molesting yourself...
...again!
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 7:11 pm
celticsmith wrote:
One should not pray to the Budda too often.
Yea, otherwise you end up with hairy palms.
Re: NAME MY PENIS!!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 7:13 pm
mafiaman wrote:
So, what should I name my penis?
You've been really bored lately, haven't you?
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 7:16 pm
LadyIvanna wrote:celticsmith wrote:
One should not pray to the Budda too often.
Yea, otherwise you end up with hairy palms.
Na, buddhists shave their . . . heads. . .
Re: NAME MY PENIS!!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:45 pm
LadyIvanna wrote:mafiaman wrote:
So, what should I name my penis?
You've been really bored lately, haven't you?
Not bored, I have spent my time wisely - praying to Buddha. Not enough to get hairy palms or go blind, but often enough that I will need glasses soon....
Your cat has answered my prayers and wants you to make a suggestion. Something spooky and ethnic....
polska kielbasa maybe......
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:50 pm
iblis wrote:EvilVegan wrote:many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.
WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
that would mean you forgot to take the krueger glove off before molesting yourself...
...again!
But GrandMaster Ibbie! Its just not as FUN without the krueger glove! That's why they call it self-abuse!