gwenhwyfar wrote:things could be better, things could be worse.

my only rant is that there is dog hair all over the floor, and i am out of swiffers. and i was awakened by a puppy standing on my face, barking at me. barking! what the fuck is that?!

Holy Hell! No Swiffers?!?! What am I supposed to do when I come over... I can't just sit there with no swiffers! Damn it... and we just got some last weekend!!!

Why I hate life.......


Talking monkeys.

What? Your not happy....NOBODYS FUCKING HAPPY....happiness comes in small doses its a cookie or a cigarette or a five second orgasm....and thats life....you cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt and go to sleep. In the morning you get up and go to fucking work.....( an excerpt from "Shut the fuck up" by doctor Denis Leary)

punkrockjoe wrote:What? Your not happy....NOBODYS FUCKING HAPPY....happiness comes in small doses its a cookie or a cigarette or a five second orgasm....and thats life....you cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt and go to sleep. In the morning you get up and go to fucking work.....( an excerpt from "Shut the fuck up" by doctor Denis Leary)

SHUT THE FUCK UP! NEXT!

I loved that show.

punkrockjoe wrote:What? Your not happy....NOBODYS FUCKING HAPPY....happiness comes in small doses its a cookie or a cigarette or a five second orgasm....and thats life....you cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt and go to sleep. In the morning you get up and go to fucking work.....( an excerpt from "Shut the fuck up" by doctor Denis Leary)

that right there has earned you every bit of respect i could possibly give. well said.

I'm happy, just annoyed by MANY MANY stupid people.

I still hate my life...

five second orgasm...somebody's been sleeping with the wrong person..heehee!

Happiness is a decision, like most everything else in life. You come to a fork in the road, and you pick happy or unhappy. I picked happy. Why give all this bullshit power over you? You shouldn't let anything steal the joy from your life. You only have one...why waste it being miserable?

That is so "ungoth" of me it's not even funny, but I speak the truth.

I thought I was the only one who thought happiness is a decision....I think half of love is a decision too...the rest is unbridled chemistry

I suppose I chose the unhappy one... went a ways down now i'm backtracking trying to find the right path... which is proving very difficult... to correct mistakes made is proving to be a difficult task... i feel like i'm trapped in the high weeds and vines between the two roads....

[quote="miz kitty"]five second orgasm...somebody's been sleeping with the wrong person..heehee!

damn I must be...eduacate me how can I have longer orgasms?? I would love to know....she lays there and twitches for like five minutes...I grunt a few times and go get a beer this is such a rip off....can men extend there "time of pleasure" some how...aside from like cock rings or serious cegal exercises....hate to be graphic or naive but I dont know....and the whole thing about not letting people take your fun away...hell yeah....I live for love life and indulgence myself....and most things do only have the power you give them...so preach on sister...

There is actually a book, I can't remember for sure what the title is, but I want to say it's The Male Orgasm. Tat2Jay would remember, I believe he has a copy. Basically there are some breathing exercises much like meditation that allow men to have multiple orgasms. I've heard from a couple of people that it works, but being a chick, I wouldn't know first hand. Hope the info is helpful!

When I hate my life.......I look at my children & wonder where would they be without me. How would it make them feel if they new mommy wasn't as "happy" as she pretended to be? Let down is the answer I come up with. So to make myself happy, we do things together. I don't just sit around feeling sorry for myself by doing absolutely nothing. It only makes it hard on them & it's very selfish of me.

Life is a challenge.......Meet it
Life is a gift.......Accept it
Life is an adventure.......Dare it
Life is sorrow.......Overcome it
Life is tragedy.......Face it
Life is duty.......Perform it
Life is a game.......Play it
Life is a mystery.......Unfold it
Life is a song.......Sing it
Life is opportunity.......Take it
Life is a journey.......Complete it
Life is a promise.......Fulfill it
Life is beauty.......Praise it
Life is a struggle.......Fight it
Life is a goal.......Achieve it
Life is a puzzle.......Solve it
Life is Love.......Love it

Noone ever said you had to take life seriously!

Life is hard.......misery is optional

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Life is hard.......misery is optional

For me it's more like:
Life is misery....Deal with it

Well said, Raven Lunatic!

yea raven got it there...ya cant take life seriously....It's not permanent

That's why you hate life....

I realized everyone that is 'above' is against me and will do everything in their power to keep my hard earned money out of my pocket...these people also see people as expendable...and I Love life...

Hmm...

Life is fun. People are stupid. Stupidity makes our perceived reality annoying, thereby making life seem less fun.

Remove the people from the equation, and you're back in bliss.

Simple as that.

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Life is hard.......misery is optional

I like that.

I've come to the conclusion that I don't really hate my life. I dislike some of the things in it, and I know I could be happier. But I've got good friends (which I miss desperatly) a good job, a good car...the only thing that pisses me off alot is my family life. But everyones sucks some time. So I'm just dealing with it.

Ask me in another week, tho. I might be back to killing people again.