Hmmm....

I would be female....hopefully without beard....


I suppose I would be just like I am now...only prettier and perhaps smarter.

I guess I would be Shadow Dancer...to the second power.

I would be a bounty hunter or hitman OR I would be Marilyn Manson so I could fuck Dita Von Teese! yowza!

first i would masturbate and take absolute glee and fascination in the fact that i could aim and shoot when i had an orgasm , then i would do it again.
next i would call all the guys i knew, ask them exactly how large they were, and laugh my ass off when i told them my dick was bigger.

and last, i would have to have sex with another woman (which would be nothing new), but just to see what feels good to guys

i think we would all do that