Arkady mumbles something about vip rooms and naked sanctus under his breath.

Buttercup wrote:[I like the Emerald. Do they ever let girls in free?

Yep, I know "gypsy rose". Haven't talked to her in a while. Is her salon going well?

Ya know, I think it's ladies night on Tuesday nights. I'm not sure cuz they all come in on the weekends! I'm off Tuesday's anyway. Yes, her salon is doing pretty well as far as I know.

VIP's at Sanctus! hmmmmm.......

im down for VIP rooms at sanctus.
heres my angle: ive been entertaining people in knox for over a year
heres a pole and a table. your turn.

karmakaze wrote:i have never been to a strip club before, and i am about to turn 21.......

I'm setting in EXACTLY the same spot, i'll be 21 in may so until then... i'm SOL

no sex in the gothic champagne room. no matter what a dark and spooky brooding stripper tells you, there is NO SEX in the gothic champagne room.

that is all

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:no sex in the gothic champagne room. no matter what a dark and spooky brooding stripper tells you, there is NO SEX in the gothic champagne room.

that is all

lmao

junkie christ wrote:im down for VIP rooms at sanctus.
heres my angle: ive been entertaining people in knox for over a year
heres a pole and a table. your turn.

I remember you and poles, bro....Ouch

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:no sex in the gothic champagne room. no matter what a dark and spooky brooding stripper tells you, there is NO SEX in the gothic champagne room.

that is all

No shit!! And I guess I need to brush up on my pole skills!

i would rather sit at home and look at my own boobs.
mine are way better anyhow.

Well, 20 pairs is better than 1, imo!

RavenLunatic wrote:Well, 20 pairs is better than 1, imo!

my god i couldnt agree more.

and fallen...
yea. ditto.
ouch.

:resumes mental block of attempting pole dancing...:

Ms looney...will you be working on saturday night?...My Yin Yang Twins have never seen american boobs....and wish to.....I have vounteered to take them to their first exhibit of lots and lots of naked chicks....cus ya know little venuzalean cats need naked chicks too.....

Yipper yip yip!

[quote]i would rather sit at home and look at my own boobs.
mine are way better anyhow.

and what makes yours better than everyone elses . I think you should sow them on here and we can take a poll on whether or not they are the greatest . But I warn you . I am thinking that you will get differing opinions on it .

So, if there is going to be stipping at Santcus, shouldn't someone request the music in the Strip songs thread?

pfft...
a priviledged few have seen them.

thats right ladies and gentlemen the junkie christ will be giving FREE breast opinions from now on. any time you see me, feel free to allow me to photo your breast for personal inspection as i will give you an honest unbiased opinion about said breast...
if this is the sacrifice i must make to humanity... SO BE IT!
will take appointments and photos.
contact for more information
:nixon-smiley:

Dude you fuckin' amaze me everytime... That man up there is a fine gentlemen. Doning a good service like that for the community.

junkie christ wrote:thats right ladies and gentlemen the junkie christ will be giving FREE breast opinions from now on. any time you see me, feel free to allow me to photo your breast for personal inspection as i will give you an honest unbiased opinion about said breast...
if this is the sacrifice i must make to humanity... SO BE IT!
will take appointments and photos.
contact for more information
:nixon-smiley:

I remember how we discussed the need for this once. Breasts do need proper evaluation. There's nothing worse than buying a gorgeous top and discovering it utterly ruins the look of a good pair of breasts.