I want the perky ring!


no wait that's ToriBat. and it wasn't listed. bah.

AuralFixation wrote:ok so I was watching tv last week sometime and Capt. Planet came on which led me to the inventions that I have just completed and now hold before you all. I give you 5 rings each holding a diffrent power of gothdom.....Pretense....Drama.....Angst....S&M...and The Cure. each ring bestows one of the five elemental powers of Goth to the wearer, but if all the rings are used at once....... "By your powers combined, I AM CAPT. DUMPSTER!!!!!!" yes thats right, our very own superhero intilled with the potent essence of all that is goth to fight for our cause


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Well....it is a little early for the Pretense ring

I don't know if I should take the Angst ring....I am so torn.

I think that one way or another...the S&M ring will just end up being a pain in the ass.

The Drama ring doesn't fit me. It's gaudy and swooshy with little pointy things that get hung on just about anything.

Finally....the Cure ring. This ring is not, nor has it ever been, available. It is still in the hands of Mr. Smith.....Now Agent Smith.

See what sort of bad things happen to you when you cut your hair and remove your makeup?





Besides....this who evil ring thing is just a scam anyway. He is just trying to sucker you in to taking the rings so he can then bring out THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL !!!! *thunder boomie*

...and what do we call this nefarious object?


Why, we call it the CIRCUS RING, of course...

Over to you ring master.......


deet deet deedle deedle deet deet dee dum
deet deet deedle deedle deet deet dee dum
deet deedle dee dum
deet deedle dee dum
deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle dee dum

theres an angst ring? if i could be any more pissed off daily my head would Sexplode......
i think i should totally be on that ring......
the one who needs the ring shouldnt even have to think about it, the fact it exists is BOOM! there! right on! yea! angst ring!
fuck em all! i gotta chainsmoke and drink/eat pills excessively jsut to stay moderatly tolerable (mostpeople would say i never am..) but..
GIVE ME ANGST RING!!!!!!!!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAA
AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
BEATHEADINTOWALLSMASHFACEINTOWALLFUCKYOUALLDIEDIEDIEB
URNBEFOREMEWATCHYOUHAHAFUNNYYOUDIEHAHHAHAHAMELOVEIT
HAHAAHANGERANGGGEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANGRRRRRRRRRRRRCU
TSOMEVEINSHITRESETFUNNYFUNNYILLBURNYOUSTABYOUREYESGIM
MEGIMMEANGSTRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and lady I should totally be the s&m bearer....

I want the S&M ring!

LadyIvanna wrote:I want the S&M ring!

i rest my case

shhhh cs dont tip them off..besides if this works ill let you borrow the one ring on tuesdays




if I knew there would be so much bitterness over the angst ring (go figure) i would have made two


btw... robert smith says hi...hes having a nice lunch right now, drinking tea and waiting for his monte cristo

Joo = silly

ok cs gets any ring he wants cause he is that cool and will therefore trump any of the following


<slips the pretence ring under Cheerleader's door with a note that reads....>

" dear COD
Please accept this ring with absolutly no offence infered. It is an increadiblely powerfull trinket of Gothdom and I feel that you alone could harness its increadible powers to its full potential just please dont aim that thing at me"

love AF"





since ladyI has shown the only intrest in the the S&M rings she gets it although if Lilith finds out you might have to ass-smack-duel her for it

that leaves angst and drama which is being vied for by the great ja-zilla and junkie christ..you two work it out.......im gona go ask Robby why exactly he wants to kill arabs

this should be a no brainer considering anger defines me as a word.. angst is a close second i suppose. that and the drama index in my life is damn near nonexistant......

AuralFixation wrote:ok cs gets any ring he wants cause he is that cool and will therefore trump any of the following


<slips the pretence ring under Cheerleader's door with a note that reads....>

" dear COD
Please accept this ring with absolutly no offence infered. It is an increadiblely powerfull trinket of Gothdom and I feel that you alone could harness its increadible powers to its full potential just please dont aim that thing at me"

love AF"





since ladyI has shown the only intrest in the the S&M rings she gets it although if Lilith finds out you might have to ass-smack-duel her for it

that leaves angst and drama which is being vied for by the great ja-zilla and junkie christ..you two work it out.......im gona go ask Robby why exactly he wants to kill arabs

OK, I'm a Gemini and I can easily handle two at once, so...
JaZilla will take the Drama ring, and JaNell will take Angst.
I can Wonder Twin Activate myself.
Wait, I can already do that!
Yeah, me!

i know i have been away from the board for a long time, but i had to pop my head in for an lod meeting. i was gonna ask for the s&m ring, but it may not be smart to give me anything since i have limited exposure to a computer (ours hit an untimely death).

ALSO, maybe i missed a thread somewhere but since when did we start just up and accepting anyone into the lod????? i mean, shit, i had to work for it, and i barely got in, and now there are people left and right that i dont remember seeing before jumping for rings here. are you people going soft?!?!?!

yep thats all i have.

jane doe randomly starts raping the newbies

jane doe wrote:ALSO, maybe i missed a thread somewhere but since when did we start just up and accepting anyone into the lod????? i mean, shit, i had to work for it, and i barely got in, and now there are people left and right that i dont remember seeing before jumping for rings here. are you people going soft?!?!?!

Can't speak for anyone else... but i'm not in the LOD. I was attempting to make a joke, about a ring that was not even created....

Imp wrote:

jane doe wrote:ALSO, maybe i missed a thread somewhere but since when did we start just up and accepting anyone into the lod????? i mean, shit, i had to work for it, and i barely got in, and now there are people left and right that i dont remember seeing before jumping for rings here. are you people going soft?!?!?!

Can't speak for anyone else... but i'm not in the LOD. I was attempting to make a joke, about a ring that was not even created....

you only think that it/they werent really created. . . .

beware the wrath of the l.o.d. you IMPoster. hahahahahaha
im so punny.

call me an idiot if you will but as an outside observer of the bizarre conversation that is being held i have to ask some questions?

1. what are the rings there to fight and wouldn't the one ring make the wearer a flying, spandex covered supergoth?

2. why not join forces with the cult that junkie christ has started and preform the antimiricles?

3. what is the official mission statement and enemy?

4. how can i help?

jane doe wrote:...maybe i missed a thread somewhere but since when did we start just up and accepting anyone into the lod????? ...

I was wondering that a few months back - I remember Aural saying I was one, but there were a couple people just barging in...

Let's be consistant. people!

To my recollection, it was me, CS, mafiaman, Nemesis, ibbie, jane doe, Auralfixation, and hmmmmm....I'm not sure who else...

Mercurygriffin wrote:2. why not join forces with the cult that junkie christ has started and preform the antimiricles?

we would welcome this, but they are much to proud a tribe to align with us more than the double membership of some of my members...
but i do agree with you and think that makes a tremendous amount of sense......
no division of ranks here people! we are all rotting in the same dumpster.......
lol......
but then alot of people would have to admit how much i annoy them online because of my language and subject materials. damn conservatives. j/k.
and since theres nowhere else to stick this,
JANE DOE'S SIG IT THE COOLEST DAMN THING ON KG.

junkie christ wrote:and since theres nowhere else to stick this,
JANE DOE'S SIG IT THE COOLEST DAMN THING ON KG.

I was curious how long it would take you to run into jane doe, of the anal rape brigade.

-> -> ->

iblis wrote:

junkie christ wrote:and since theres nowhere else to stick this,
JANE DOE'S SIG IT THE COOLEST DAMN THING ON KG.

I was curious how long it would take you to run into jane doe, of the anal rape brigade.

-> -> ->

my day had radically changed since i noticed that.....

yeah, jane Doe is hella sexy.. I'm one lucky gurl to work with her sexiness!