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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:04 am
by vasupergirl
gwenhwyfar wrote:mine isn't listed either.
ready?
camel crickets.
thats right! i said it! they are evil mutant creatures. i've lived all over the damn world and never saw one until i moved here. i'm convinced they were some kind of fucked up experiment done in some OR lab during the war. a secret weapon to jump out commando style and make our opponents piss on themselves while we ambush them or something.
something went wrong. they escaped from the lab as freak mutants! i bet they ganged up and ate the scientists or something!
and now, they are everywhere. more prominent in the south, some north, but only in the east.
they get into my kitchen and they won't fucking die!!!!!!
a whole can of bug spray, a broom, and some platform shoes won't kill them. fuckers are still jumping everywhere!
step on them and they crunch so loud you cringe.
and when you turn around to get a papertowel to clean up the mess, they mysteriously dissappear.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
EVIL! i bet if you put them under a microscope, you would find fangs!
fucking demons!
Oooooh, this sounds like FUN! Can I come over to your place sometime?
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:46 am
by CryptMonger
gwenhwyfar wrote:mine isn't listed either.
ready?
camel crickets.
thats right! i said it! they are evil mutant creatures. i've lived all over the damn world and never saw one until i moved here. i'm convinced they were some kind of fucked up experiment done in some OR lab during the war. a secret weapon to jump out commando style and make our opponents piss on themselves while we ambush them or something.
something went wrong. they escaped from the lab as freak mutants! i bet they ganged up and ate the scientists or something!
and now, they are everywhere. more prominent in the south, some north, but only in the east.
they get into my kitchen and they won't fucking die!!!!!!
a whole can of bug spray, a broom, and some platform shoes won't kill them. fuckers are still jumping everywhere!
step on them and they crunch so loud you cringe.
and when you turn around to get a papertowel to clean up the mess, they mysteriously dissappear.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
EVIL! i bet if you put them under a microscope, you would find fangs!
fucking demons!
Duh.. they originated in Oak Ridge. Need we say anymore.
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:46 am
by demongirl
Don't hurt the poor crickets! They're just trying to survive like everybody else. If you really need to torture something, I know a few well deserving people
As far as monsters, I have to go with vampires-you get power, death and destruction, and sensuality all at once....how do you top that? (and yeah, I love all the Anne Rice books-possibly even better now with the combination of the witches and vampires in Blackwood Farm-I haven't got to read the one after that though...)
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:07 am
by Ray+Wendy
Aliens rule!!!! (The ones from the movie Alien)
I give the new Daleks a second place, but this is tentative, in case they cheese out again.
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:17 am
by iblis
I'm afraid of were-zombie-vamp-demonic-aqua vaginas.
First they'll drip on you, then they'll eat your soul through a straw.
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:33 am
by Asher
Oh..i have to go with vampires here..but that may just be cause my neck seems to be hardwired to other certain important areas.
sexeh..
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:33 am
by B_Ko
gwenhwyfar wrote:mine isn't listed either.
ready?
camel crickets.
thats right! i said it! they are evil mutant creatures. i've lived all over the damn world and never saw one until i moved here. i'm convinced they were some kind of fucked up experiment done in some OR lab during the war. a secret weapon to jump out commando style and make our opponents piss on themselves while we ambush them or something.
something went wrong. they escaped from the lab as freak mutants! i bet they ganged up and ate the scientists or something!
and now, they are everywhere. more prominent in the south, some north, but only in the east.
they get into my kitchen and they won't fucking die!!!!!!
a whole can of bug spray, a broom, and some platform shoes won't kill them. fuckers are still jumping everywhere!
step on them and they crunch so loud you cringe.
and when you turn around to get a papertowel to clean up the mess, they mysteriously dissappear.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
EVIL! i bet if you put them under a microscope, you would find fangs!
fucking demons!
Oh, god, I hate those things too.
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:35 am
by sinful_fetish
Asher wrote:Oh..i have to go with vampires here..but that may just be cause my neck seems to be hardwired to other certain important areas.
sexeh..
heh. I'll have to lend you my Vampire Erotica book sometime.
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:53 am
by Asher
Andrea..you would be my best friend..-leers-
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:44 pm
by sinful_fetish
Asher wrote:Andrea..you would be my best friend..-leers-
You going to at Temple on Saturday?
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:20 pm
by Asher
That i am..hehe
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:51 pm
by Mercurygriffin
pryjmaty wrote:The worst possible monster EVER is a clown.
Agreed!
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:17 pm
by sinful_fetish
Asher wrote:That i am..hehe
I will be there for a short while. If you dont not see me, see Jay I will give it to him
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:43 pm
by vicious_blood
What about those mutant fly type things from Bubba Ho-tep?
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 6:12 pm
by pryjmaty
Mercurygriffin wrote:pryjmaty wrote:The worst possible monster EVER is a clown.
Agreed!
OMG!!! i should have known better. Merc, you turd!!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:09 pm
by iblis
Mercurygriffin wrote:pryjmaty wrote:The worst possible monster EVER is a clown.
Agreed!
What about
Fucko?
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:55 pm
by 4X541N7
iblis wrote:Mercurygriffin wrote:pryjmaty wrote:The worst possible monster EVER is a clown.
Agreed!
What about
Fucko?
I <3 Clowns!!!!
*Wants to be Penn E. Wise*
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:11 pm
by Nigredo
pryjmaty wrote:The worst possible monster EVER is a clown.
Clowns creep me OUT!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:44 pm
by goblin
O K Do I have to say it?
Fat bellied little trolls under the bridge............
We may not be very smart but if you rub our tummies just right we will do anything for you!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:42 am
by pryjmaty
oldestroll wrote: We may not be very smart but if you rub our tummies just right we will do anything for you!!!!!!!!!!!
rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub
Will you kill mah ex?
Can i have $100,000.....no, i don't need a mil....i'm not greedy.
Can i have an unlimited supply of cheetos to eat without gaining weight?
Will you make all the clowns in the world die a torturous, horrible death?
Would you like an oreo to go with your belly rub?
OH! Can i have a unicycle?
