hahaha

that's great, melicious.

I drink to dull the urge to punch people,
to forget - for a time - why I hate people,
to relax and let my imagination wander,
to forget what I was about to say, as it probably would have pissed someone off anyway,
to be able to laugh at myself without feeling like crying,
and finally: to remind myself that no matter how many corks you pop, no matter how many cans you crush, the bathroom shall always be your best friend in the whole wide world especially someone else's bathroom because then you can shit yourself while puking and not have to clean anything up ha ha ha motherfucker it's not my bathroom that smells like burnt celery stomach acid and shit although drinking can also make for good run-on sentences with bad punctuation now that I think of it.

iblis wrote:I drink to dull the urge to punch people,
to forget - for a time - why I hate people,
to relax and let my imagination wander,
to forget what I was about to say, as it probably would have pissed someone off anyway,
to be able to laugh at myself without feeling like crying,
and finally: to remind myself that no matter how many corks you pop, no matter how many cans you crush, the bathroom shall always be your best friend in the whole wide world especially someone else's bathroom because then you can shit yourself while puking and not have to clean anything up ha ha ha motherfucker it's not my bathroom that smells like burnt celery stomach acid and shit although drinking can also make for good run-on sentences with bad punctuation now that I think of it.

*lol* you goof!

I drink because it tastes nummy!
(and to enable me to decide it's a good idea to keep ibbie from hitting people)