"My chronic nastiness and obdurate refusal to look on the bright side of things goes far beyond garden variety misanthropy." ~Joe Queenan

"Your taste is impeccable I am sure, however ther is a certain amount of visceral satisfaction in turning the predator into prey. That look in their eyes when it dawns on them that it is not safe here... mentally... physically..." ~TheSym

"Life is pain, your highness, and anyone else who says differently is selling something." ~Princess Bride


"He, pale, immobile, like a reverend himself, looked sometimes out the window, sometimes closed his eyes." ~DH Lawrence

"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrowmindedness. Broad, wholesome, charitable views can not be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth"> ~Mark Twain

"You can kill a man, but you can't take away what he stands for, not unless you first break his spirit, and that's a beautiful thing to see." ~xfiles

"I think the best offense to use while playing basketball would be to get a huge hardon." -me

"Guns are like condoms. I'd rather have one and not need it, then need one and not have it." Girl from Aliens Vs. Predator

"Hmm. It says here that if a person's not married by the time he's 35, he's got a better chance of being robbed at gunpoint by a desperate and somewhat bloated Christian Slater. " - Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."

-Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved

To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.

- Bill Wilson -

I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. -- J. Edgar Hoover

"every guy when they find out their ex has something new want to become superman so they can piss on lois lane from while flying over her head with a videocamera." - me

"Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off." - Author Unknown

"Once more I have walked, face first, into the sliding glass door of life."

Don't remember where that one came from but always beena favorite.

"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we will find it not." Ralph W. Emerson

Was looking through some old journals and found some old things I had written, one was my current tagline, one was my old tagline, and one is just how I feel all the time.

Misery loves company, Bitterness actively recruits. (Old tagline)

When asked if you're a lover or a fighter, you should reply, "both". Else how can you fight for those you love?

"Next to getting off, shitting is the next best feeling... shitting is just like the 2nd best position in normal sex, pissing blood is like hardcore tied up beaten with a rough splitery stick bondage sex."-Nelson

" I wash my hands. I follow the rules. I'm good"
~Tyler (Wonder Showzen)

"I still Function!" - Megatron

"Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman." - Unknown

"Every successful enterprise requires three men--a dreamer, a businessman, and a son-of-a-bitch." -- Peter McArthur, 1901

But you know why you walked that isle cause you were wearing this (holds up the NWA worlds title)and this is the differance between that rock n roll music and the rest of the garbage in wrestling.-Ric Flair circa 1986

i know i know leave it to me for my fav quote to be from a wrestling promo

This one comes to mind because of the turn my "Out of the Mouths of Babes. Again." thread has turned.



"Every adult needs a child to teach, it's the way adults learn."

--- Frank A. Clark

"It's hard to act drunk when you are drunk."
Dr. Gary