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Joining the club... June 3rd.
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Jack wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
Jack wrote:
Nemesis wrote:Well... I guess this explains my extensive Gay Porno collection...


Do you have An Officer and a Gentle Man?

Gentleman is one word...


I guess you're too young to remember the hit movie An Officer and a Gentleman, so you didn't understand my elegantly simple joke.

Actually I remember it quite well.. you're what? maybe a whole year older than me?:roll: I did however understand you're failed attempt at spelling...
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ReddErin wrote:*shivers*

Geminis. Ew.

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Nemesis wrote:
Jack wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
Jack wrote:
Nemesis wrote:Well... I guess this explains my extensive Gay Porno collection...


Do you have An Officer and a Gentle Man?

Gentleman is one word...


I guess you're too young to remember the hit movie An Officer and a Gentleman, so you didn't understand my elegantly simple joke.

Actually I remember it quite well.. you're what? maybe a whole year older than me?:roll: I did however understand you're failed attempt at spelling...


I can't believe I'm having to explain this joke this specifically:

There was a movie called An Officer and a Gentleman, OK?

I was making a joke that you could name a gay porno An Officer and a Gentle Man. Do you get it yet? Please?

(and if you want to talk "failed attempt at spelling", it's "your", not "you're")
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Jack wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
Jack wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
Jack wrote:
Nemesis wrote:Well... I guess this explains my extensive Gay Porno collection...


Do you have An Officer and a Gentle Man?

Gentleman is one word...


I guess you're too young to remember the hit movie An Officer and a Gentleman, so you didn't understand my elegantly simple joke.

Actually I remember it quite well.. you're what? maybe a whole year older than me?:roll: I did however understand you're failed attempt at spelling...


I can't believe I'm having to explain this joke this specifically:

There was a movie called An Officer and a Gentleman, OK?

I was making a joke that you could name a gay porno An Officer and a Gentle Man. Do you get it yet? Please?

(and if you want to talk "failed attempt at spelling", it's "your", not "you're")

You know what.. ? Don't
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Nemesis wrote:
Jack wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
Jack wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
Jack wrote:
Nemesis wrote:Well... I guess this explains my extensive Gay Porno collection...


Do you have An Officer and a Gentle Man?

Gentleman is one word...


I guess you're too young to remember the hit movie An Officer and a Gentleman, so you didn't understand my elegantly simple joke.

Actually I remember it quite well.. you're what? maybe a whole year older than me?:roll: I did however understand you're failed attempt at spelling...


I can't believe I'm having to explain this joke this specifically:

There was a movie called An Officer and a Gentleman, OK?

I was making a joke that you could name a gay porno An Officer and a Gentle Man. Do you get it yet? Please?

(and if you want to talk "failed attempt at spelling", it's "your", not "you're")

You know what.. ? Don't


Don't what?

All I was doing was clarifying your confusion, and pointing out the irony in the fact that you called me out on a "spelling error" and I pointed out that you also mis-spelled something. What's the big deal?
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nifty! this thread is beginning to look like one of those picture within picture within picture pictures. *gets dizzy and falls over*
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ReddErin wrote:*shivers*

Geminis. Ew.


I know...I know...

*holds Erin tight*
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Buttercup wrote:
ReddErin wrote:*shivers*

Geminis. Ew.


I know...I know...

*holds Erin tight*


~sidles up to the pretty MILFs, using her best Gemini Pimpin' voice~

"Hey, sweet hot mamas, wanna play?"
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JaNell wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
ReddErin wrote:*shivers*

Geminis. Ew.


I know...I know...

*holds Erin tight*


~sidles up to the pretty MILFs, using her best Gemini Pimpin' voice~

"Hey, sweet hot mamas, wanna play?"


ReddErin pulls out a squirt gun filled with gemini repellent (aka drama repellent) and squirts JaNell with it. JaNell starts screaming, "I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world, what a world! How could a two good little girls like you destroy my perfect drama!"
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I'm glad I'm just a simple money-grubbing, gold digging Capricorn.
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ReddErin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
ReddErin wrote:*shivers*

Geminis. Ew.


I know...I know...

*holds Erin tight*


~sidles up to the pretty MILFs, using her best Gemini Pimpin' voice~

"Hey, sweet hot mamas, wanna play?"


ReddErin pulls out a squirt gun filled with gemini repellent (aka drama repellent) and squirts JaNell with it. JaNell starts screaming, "I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world, what a world! How could a two good little girls like you destroy my perfect drama!"




Ooooookkkkaaaaaaaaayyy...
So the one shooting and making a fuss is calling "Drama" on ME?
How Dramatic of you!
LOL
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JaNell wrote:
ReddErin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
ReddErin wrote:*shivers*

Geminis. Ew.


I know...I know...

*holds Erin tight*


~sidles up to the pretty MILFs, using her best Gemini Pimpin' voice~

"Hey, sweet hot mamas, wanna play?"


ReddErin pulls out a squirt gun filled with gemini repellent (aka drama repellent) and squirts JaNell with it. JaNell starts screaming, "I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world, what a world! How could a two good little girls like you destroy my perfect drama!"




Ooooookkkkaaaaaaaaayyy...
So the one shooting and making a fuss is calling "Drama" on ME?
How Dramatic of you!
LOL


I'm sorry to hear you lost your sense of humor in the flood. Did you have insurance?
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Ok, on three, everyone jump at everyone else's throat.

three!


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ReddErin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
ReddErin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
ReddErin wrote:*shivers*

Geminis. Ew.


I know...I know...

*holds Erin tight*


~sidles up to the pretty MILFs, using her best Gemini Pimpin' voice~

"Hey, sweet hot mamas, wanna play?"


ReddErin pulls out a squirt gun filled with gemini repellent (aka drama repellent) and squirts JaNell with it. JaNell starts screaming, "I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world, what a world! How could a two good little girls like you destroy my perfect drama!"




Ooooookkkkaaaaaaaaayyy...
So the one shooting and making a fuss is calling "Drama" on ME?
How Dramatic of you!
LOL


I'm sorry to hear you lost your sense of humor in the flood. Did you have insurance?


Yes, it was a tragic loss...

Severe water damage.
:cry:

And the deductible ...
OY!
:lol:
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JaNell wrote:
ReddErin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
ReddErin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
ReddErin wrote:*shivers*

Geminis. Ew.


I know...I know...

*holds Erin tight*


~sidles up to the pretty MILFs, using her best Gemini Pimpin' voice~

"Hey, sweet hot mamas, wanna play?"


ReddErin pulls out a squirt gun filled with gemini repellent (aka drama repellent) and squirts JaNell with it. JaNell starts screaming, "I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world, what a world! How could a two good little girls like you destroy my perfect drama!"




Ooooookkkkaaaaaaaaayyy...
So the one shooting and making a fuss is calling "Drama" on ME?
How Dramatic of you!
LOL


I'm sorry to hear you lost your sense of humor in the flood. Did you have insurance?


Yes, it was a tragic loss...

Severe water damage.
:cry:

And the deductible ...
OY!
:lol:


I'm glad to see that the necessary repairs have been made.
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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iblis wrote:Christ, people.


Yes, my child? :jesus:
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ReddErin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
ReddErin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
ReddErin wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
ReddErin wrote:*shivers*

Geminis. Ew.


I know...I know...

*holds Erin tight*


~sidles up to the pretty MILFs, using her best Gemini Pimpin' voice~

"Hey, sweet hot mamas, wanna play?"


ReddErin pulls out a squirt gun filled with gemini repellent (aka drama repellent) and squirts JaNell with it. JaNell starts screaming, "I'm melting, I'm melting! What a world, what a world! How could a two good little girls like you destroy my perfect drama!"




Ooooookkkkaaaaaaaaayyy...
So the one shooting and making a fuss is calling "Drama" on ME?
How Dramatic of you!
LOL


I'm sorry to hear you lost your sense of humor in the flood. Did you have insurance?


Yes, it was a tragic loss...

Severe water damage.
:cry:

And the deductible ...
OY!
:lol:


I'm glad to see that the necessary repairs have been made.


Yes, but since I couldn't afford a professional to do the repairs, my water-logged sense of humor is now even more dark and bent than is was before...
:twisted:
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Jack wrote: What's the big deal?

I don't know... why don't you tell us...
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Jack wrote:
iblis wrote:Christ, people.


Yes, my child? :jesus:

Lord, I need half a coconut, a bottle of Jack, and a shot of Jameson Irish.

And make it snappy!
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