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junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:14 pm

websearch for premature ejaculation.....
See a web page with your picture?
just checking.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:19 pm

junkie christ wrote:websearch for premature ejaculation.....
See a web page with your picture?
just checking.

No, but...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:21 pm

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:websearch for premature ejaculation.....
See a web page with your picture?
just checking.

No, but...

where theres smoke theres fire...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 2:36 pm

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_pag ... 62,00.html

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 2:43 pm

junkie christ wrote:http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6344539%5E13762,00.html

Read the bottom. Cannabalism is legal in Indonesia. Apparently, all that matters is that you don't bury your dinner, first.

:mrgreen:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:23 pm

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( + )( + ).........Fake silicone breasts

(*)(*).............Perky breasts

(@)(@)...........Big nipple breasts

oo..................A cups

{ O }{ O }........D cups

(oYo)..............Wonder bra breasts

( ^ )( ^ )........Cold breasts

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MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:28 pm

jc: I love ya hunny.. but you have way too much free time

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:31 pm

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:32 pm

iblis wrote:

What have I told you about nailing monkeys?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:34 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:
iblis wrote:http://rabid.ath.cx/i/monkeychrist.jpg

What have I told you about nailing monkeys?

Wouldn't that be like, masturbation?

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junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:35 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:jc: I love ya hunny.. but you have way too much free time

its from a web page. i just cut and pasted it.
one with no sex life tends not to read, say, or see any more breast than necessary...... :twisted:

j/k.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:37 pm

iblis wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
iblis wrote:http://rabid.ath.cx/i/monkeychrist.jpg

What have I told you about nailing monkeys?

Wouldn't that be like, masturbation?

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yummy. tastes good too.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:39 pm

junkie christ wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:jc: I love ya hunny.. but you have way too much free time

its from a web page. i just cut and pasted it.
one with no sex life tends not to read, say, or see any more breast than necessary...... j/k.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Jun 06, 2003 4:48 pm

ibbie i never want to have sex again. all because of that.
and heres my question to the dumpster:
why do people who just reentered the dating pool always discover all their friends are in cutesy fucking relationships and tell the newly unhinged people about it????
:puke:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Jun 06, 2003 8:05 pm

junkie christ wrote:ibbie i never want to have sex again. all because of that.
and heres my question to the dumpster:
why do people who just reentered the dating pool always discover all their friends are in cutesy fucking relationships and tell the newly unhinged people about it????

Junkie, I have a feeling that you've been "unhinged" for a very long time. :mrgreen:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 6:17 pm

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:ibbie i never want to have sex again. all because of that.
and heres my question to the dumpster:
why do people who just reentered the dating pool always discover all their friends are in cutesy fucking relationships and tell the newly unhinged people about it????

Junkie, I have a feeling that you've been "unhinged" for a very long time.

this wasnt me actually, and yes i have been since like october... lol.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 6:32 pm

junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:ibbie i never want to have sex again. all because of that.
and heres my question to the dumpster:
why do people who just reentered the dating pool always discover all their friends are in cutesy fucking relationships and tell the newly unhinged people about it????

Junkie, I have a feeling that you've been "unhinged" for a very long time.

this wasnt me actually, and yes i have been since like october... lol.

It's part of the nature of existence. The cruel vengenance of the cosmos on us, witha comedic style for being an unattached individual. Our loneliness causes us to notice the silly crap of all those cutesy relationships even more so.

Of course, I've been unattached for awhile. What I hate is subunits of these sickening couples come to me for relationship advice. Hello, I'm fucking single!!!! Get a grip...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 7:01 pm

white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:ibbie i never want to have sex again. all because of that.
and heres my question to the dumpster:
why do people who just reentered the dating pool always discover all their friends are in cutesy fucking relationships and tell the newly unhinged people about it????

Junkie, I have a feeling that you've been "unhinged" for a very long time.

this wasnt me actually, and yes i have been since like october... lol.

It's part of the nature of existence. The cruel vengenance of the cosmos on us, witha comedic style for being an unattached individual. Our loneliness causes us to notice the silly crap of all those cutesy relationships even more so.

Of course, I've been unattached for awhile. What I hate is subunits of these sickening couples come to me for relationship advice. Hello, I'm fucking single!!!! Get a grip...

well said. if im putting my two cents in, here it is:
all humans make me sick.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 12:42 pm