Phish Food or Karmel Sutra Ice Cream?

Who's sexier Patrick Stewart or Sean Connery?

Why do boys constatnly leave the seat up?

Where are my keys?

Why is Ibbie so great? *grin*

Why does my cat prefer to play in a cardboard box than the cat house that cost 100 times more?

Are you touching my ass? ;o)

iblis wrote:Do aliens masturbate? If so, which tentacle do they use?
Who would win in a mud wrestling match? Cthulhu, or Barbie?
Of the above two, who makes a better porn star?
Peanut Butter, or ass?

tentacles? nononon.... they wrap all their tentacles around a modifyied version of the spanish hose they used to test liars in the inquistion.....
Cthulhu would win in mudwrestling. Hands down. barbie is restricted in the joint/movement area
porn.... Cthulhu would be ALOT more interesting to watch.... but id rather do Barbie.... that whole making her cheat on ken thing.....
peanut butter on her ass.

MahoganyDawn wrote:Phish Food or Karmel Sutra Ice Cream?
Who's sexier Patrick Stewart or Sean Connery?
Why do boys constatnly leave the seat up?
Where are my keys?
Why is Ibbie so great? *grin*

neither, i always get the B&J's with the most choclate
THEY ARE BOTH OLD AND ROTTING. so which ever ones older, bang him (connery).
Your keys are with your vibrator. j/k.
Ibbie just kicks ass. not your you to understand.
::junkie-san bows his knoweldge away::

Why does knoxanal not feature any anal knox?
Grits - why?!
If you vomit out of your nose, is it still considered vomiting? or is it sneezing?
If a tree falls on a drunk in the middle of the woods, which animal is most likely to steal his 40?
Tastiest animal on the planet?

iblis wrote:Why does knoxanal not feature any anal knox?
Grits - why?!
If you vomit out of your nose, is it still considered vomiting? or is it sneezing?
If a tree falls on a drunk in the middle of the woods, which animal is most likely to steal his 40?
Tastiest animal on the planet?

knoxanal- ive been asking people that for a few days now, someone (and for the life of me i cant think of who) asked me the same thing... i guess noones got to making the (ahem) "media "or submitted any (ahem) "media ".. maybe time constraint. ask the webmasters...
vomit- i was puking some outta my nose before practice/song engineering saturday.... lol. how would it not be puking? so long as its vomit or (as ive now been what it actually is) stomach acids/bile..... weird snot doesnt count.
tree- i got my money on the beaver. beavers ruin lives you know....
tastiest animal- Republicans

junkie christ wrote:

iblis wrote:Why does knoxanal not feature any anal knox?
Grits - why?!
If you vomit out of your nose, is it still considered vomiting? or is it sneezing?
If a tree falls on a drunk in the middle of the woods, which animal is most likely to steal his 40?
Tastiest animal on the planet?

knoxanal- ive been asking people that for a few days now, someone (and for the life of me i cant think of who) asked me the same thing... i guess noones got to making the (ahem) "media "or submitted any (ahem) "media ".. maybe time constraint. ask the webmasters...
vomit- i was puking some outta my nose before practice/song engineering saturday.... lol. how would it not be puking? so long as its vomit or (as ive now been what it actually is) stomach acids/bile..... weird snot doesnt count.
tree- i got my money on the beaver. beavers ruin lives you know....
tastiest animal- Republicans

iblis wrote:Why does knoxanal not feature any anal knox?

Hey! I'm working on it, but for now, its just a place to host my pics.

I gotta get some ass shots asap. lol.

Buttercup wrote:

iblis wrote:Why does knoxanal not feature any anal knox?

Hey! I'm working on it, but for now, its just a place to host my pics.
I gotta get some ass shots asap. lol.

so the mystery is solved.....
just remember the assless like myself would like a section in this....

Buttercup wrote:

iblis wrote:Why does knoxanal not feature any anal knox?

Hey! I'm working on it, but for now, its just a place to host my pics.

I gotta get some ass shots asap. lol.

Of you, or other people?

Just make sure they're U.S.C. Title 18 compliant. (Sorry, arsenic! )

how much does a dollar weigh?
which is better an axe or a sword?
what is the most digusting animal?

Does anything smell worse than a serious case of the beer shits?
The best pizza franchise currently in existance?
Does Heaven have beer? ...Ass? ...Porn?
If you dump a vial of ginseng into your vodka martini, does that in turn make it an herbal beverage?

iblis wrote:Does anything smell worse than a serious case of the beer shits?
The best pizza franchise currently in existance?
Does Heaven have beer? ...Ass? ...Porn?
If you dump a vial of ginseng into your vodka martini, does that in turn make it an herbal beverage?

Yes. Try taking the bloated stomach of a deer that's been dead for 3 weeks laying out in the middle of a field in the summer, and stepping on it.

Giordano's

if it doesn't, it's not really heaven, now is it?

No. but if you make ginseng tea, and dump vodka in it, you're okay.

iblis wrote:Does anything smell worse than a serious case of the beer shits?

No,Beer Shits are Chemical Warfare in it's finest moment... Hands down.. well except for the one to cover your nose...

briarus wrote:how much does a dollar weigh?
which is better an axe or a sword?
what is the most digusting animal?

a dollar bill? a dollar in quarters? a dollar in dimes? a dollar in pennies? a dollar in nickles? a dollar in broken change?
a sword is better for direct str8 fwd KILLING.. (im guessing you mean like a longsword.... dont get me started on oriental weapons.. HEHE.) but an axe is better for the impressive dismemberment and decaps. so it depends on your personal strength and use.....
disgusting animals....HUMANS.

iblis wrote:Does anything smell worse than a serious case of the beer shits?
The best pizza franchise currently in existance?
Does Heaven have beer? ...Ass? ...Porn?
If you dump a vial of ginseng into your vodka martini, does that in turn make it an herbal beverage?

beer- Yep. The bile pukes. But it also depends on the type of beer.... the arrogant bastard shits are the WORST SMELLING SHITS you can possibly muster without mexican food.

the best pizza franchise..... i worked for this company for like 4 and a half years... Villa Pizza... its a small biz chain for pizza... won TONS of awards... i still think its probably the best pizza franchise going because its big enough to be all 50 states and awholelotta countries and its small enough to take care of the product. but if ones not around, i go for papa johns every time. they are the closest to the villa taste (theres one in morristown mall, stop by sometime, DONT EAT THEIR SLICE PIZZA, trust me on that. worked there a long time, dont eat the slices. order a whole. its worth it) junkie loves pizza. my fav food. hehe.

heaven... this question depends on what you think heaven is since noone really knows.... i think beer yes, ass probably, porn..... doubtful but WE CAN HOPE.... but if the reincarnation people are right, i guess it has it all. if the satanist are right, ill laugh thru eternity (ive got some satanist friends.... why are they always so damn nice to ya? or maybe they are just nice to me. at least they know who to look up to...(sic). but if the shit they talk about is really the meanings of life ill never stop laughing at the irony). ect.ect. im not touching the different things heaven could be.....lol.

no....but if your drinking one stoned, yea then id count it.... i dont drink em myself so i wouldnt know. id have to ask someone who does.

Nemesis wrote:

iblis wrote:Does anything smell worse than a serious case of the beer shits?

No,Beer Shits are Chemical Warfare in it's finest moment... Hands down.. well except for the one to cover your nose...

beer shit fumes cause SARS

When are you getting your skinny ass into Knoxville?
MUD's MOO's or MUSH's?
and why haven't all the lawyers, politicians, and rednecks been stuffed in an undustrial size cuisinart and made into chum?

junkie christ wrote:

briarus wrote:how much does a dollar weigh?
which is better an axe or a sword?
what is the most digusting animal?

a dollar bill? a dollar in quarters? a dollar in dimes? a dollar in pennies? a dollar in nickles? a dollar in broken change?
a sword is better for direct str8 fwd KILLING.. (im guessing you mean like a longsword.... dont get me started on oriental weapons.. HEHE.) but an axe is better for the impressive dismemberment and decaps. so it depends on your personal strength and use.....
disgusting animals....HUMANS.

a one dollar bill. physically and philosophically

The Fallen wrote:When are you getting your skinny ass into Knoxville?
MUD's MOO's or MUSH's?
and why haven't all the lawyers, politicians, and rednecks been stuffed in an undustrial size cuisinart and made into chum?

knoxville-..... umm... my ability to take out a loan (even with my ungodly connections) got squashed until i have a job... so for now im a weekend warrior at best. i dont know if it will happen till i grad now. unless i find a place to live at until i can get a job, but then i still gotta move back at the end of august so... im working it out now though... im thinking couching it for a week or two (ive spoke with a friend some about this and hope to catch him online this week to discuss this..... ). ill take bets saying i have a job in 3 days easy... job means loan means id have cash for a apt for the next 3 months. plus that actual feeling of accomplishment that all recovering addicts need before having to go back to their world (i.e. me finishing college around all my old dealers) so i guess we will see. after i grad im probably moving there anyway soooo... but thx for asking! i appreciate the thought.
MUDs...... yea....... strangest question of the week award goes to fallen
because those three goups of people are around 70% of america, give or take..... and they made laws to protect them. until we find an effiecent WhiteAangloSaxonProd=WASP. spray.......... we are doomed to trying to buck the system... but as soon as we shift the balance of power outta the WASPrep's... then we can start the mandatory daily executing lawyers, politicians, and rednecks (actually being a redneck would just be downright punishable by taking their mullets, wrapping it in the blades of a trash disposal unit, and leaving it on till it wraps and tears thru their skulls)