• Random Junkie Christ Thread

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2003 9:07 pm**

junkie christ wrote:MUDs...... yea....... strangest question of the week award goes to fallen

Thank you, I will be accepting adulations this Friday at 11th st and then Iveys

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2003 2:16 pm**

The Fallen wrote:
junkie christ wrote:MUDs...... yea....... strangest question of the week award goes to fallen

Thank you, I will be accepting adulations this Friday at 11th st and then Iveys

if i make it into town.... ill see what i can arrange....... :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2003 2:35 pm**

junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Does anything smell worse than a serious case of the beer shits?

No,Beer Shits are Chemical Warfare in it's finest moment... Hands down.. well except for the one to cover your nose...

beer shit fumes cause SARS

I have some pretty powerful results after enough Jaeger. When the responsible person leaves the room you know it's bad.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2003 4:37 pm**

white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Does anything smell worse than a serious case of the beer shits?

No,Beer Shits are Chemical Warfare in it's finest moment... Hands down.. well except for the one to cover your nose...

beer shit fumes cause SARS

I have some pretty powerful results after enough Jaeger. When the responsible person leaves the room you know it's bad.

Jaeger should make you run away on smell alone.....PLOP.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 2:56 am**

junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Does anything smell worse than a serious case of the beer shits?

No,Beer Shits are Chemical Warfare in it's finest moment... Hands down.. well except for the one to cover your nose...

beer shit fumes cause SARS

I have some pretty powerful results after enough Jaeger. When the responsible person leaves the room you know it's bad.

Jaeger should make you run away on smell alone.....PLOP.

Either that or Febreeze Flavored Jack Eh ? :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 12:22 pm**

Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Does anything smell worse than a serious case of the beer shits?

No,Beer Shits are Chemical Warfare in it's finest moment... Hands down.. well except for the one to cover your nose...

beer shit fumes cause SARS

I have some pretty powerful results after enough Jaeger. When the responsible person leaves the room you know it's bad.

Jaeger should make you run away on smell alone.....PLOP.

Either that or Febreeze Flavored Jack Eh ?

Gods, I can't stand the smell of Febreze...and why the hell would you flavor anything with the chemical smelling crap?

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 12:43 pm**

junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Does anything smell worse than a serious case of the beer shits?

No,Beer Shits are Chemical Warfare in it's finest moment... Hands down.. well except for the one to cover your nose...

beer shit fumes cause SARS

I have some pretty powerful results after enough Jaeger. When the responsible person leaves the room you know it's bad.

Jaeger should make you run away on smell alone.....PLOP.

I like Jagermeister.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:19 pm**

Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Does anything smell worse than a serious case of the beer shits?

No,Beer Shits are Chemical Warfare in it's finest moment... Hands down.. well except for the one to cover your nose...

beer shit fumes cause SARS

I have some pretty powerful results after enough Jaeger. When the responsible person leaves the room you know it's bad.

Jaeger should make you run away on smell alone.....PLOP.

Either that or Febreeze Flavored Jack Eh ?

ER GODS MAN! and it was jim beam......
ohhh.........
to those not in our little group of godless noize, febreeze got into my jim beam last fridaynight... never puked so much in my life. EVER. EVER. spiral trains of puke all over a kids soccer field. everything. but i got the solids out quick.. bile piles everywhere all freakin day long......
oh god the memories.......ARGH!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:03 pm**

The 80's - why?!
Mullets - why?!
Will midget tossing ever become an official olympic sport?

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:15 pm**

iblis wrote:The 80's - why?!
Mullets - why?!
Will midget tossing ever become an official olympic sport?

the 80s ruled.
mullets.....gawd dude you havent seen where i live... half the people here are mulleted. i dont understand it either. at all. i think its proof of brain damage.....the brains fall out the back of the mullet....
YES IT WILL BE A SPORT...ID LOVE TO CAMPAIGN FOR IT TO BE ONE DAMNIT.....

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:41 pm**

- why?!

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:44 pm**

iblis wrote: - why?!

cuz its DAMN FUNNY.........

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2003 3:51 pm**

And wouldn't you question of why does your ass know the mysteries of the space time continuim be better posed here JC?

:wave:

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2003 3:55 pm**

junkie christ wrote:YES IT WILL BE A SPORT...ID LOVE TO CAMPAIGN FOR IT TO BE ONE DAMNIT.....

We are sooooooo there dude... :lol:

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2003 4:17 pm**

Pharinet wrote:And wouldn't you question of why does your ass know the mysteries of the space time continuim be better posed here JC?

rephrase, you lost me in the syntax...
if its why do i know the mysteries.....
do acid on ley lines. you learn all the tricks.
(people think thats a joke and its totally not).....
:dgos:

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2003 12:48 pm**

Was I not an adorable child?

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2003 2:12 pm**

iblis wrote:Was I not an adorable child?

yes. the shiny look of evil.

Posted: **Mon Jun 09, 2003 11:17 am**

The question none of us want to hear...but what the hell...is it better to have loved and lost or to not have loved at all?

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2003 12:22 pm**

why don't dogs or cats have belly buttons?

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2003 3:37 pm**

white_darkness wrote:The question none of us want to hear...but what the hell...is it better to have loved and lost or to not have loved at all?

loved and lost so you have the experience and learn that love is a total fucking delusion so you give up on it and put the energies somewhere they belong.