"There's always someone left to suffer...There's always another martyr...There's always another bullet...Left in the chamber.......It's OK...To put it in you skull...Hurry-up...But empty out the other 5 first...For us..."

Crystal's Cut-"Before You Go"

"I could shake my tiny fist
and swear I wasn't wrong
But what's the sense in arguing
when you're all alone?"

They Might Be Giants - Lucky Ball and Chain

"Fist fuck me, I'm your whore...Saw through my bones, right to my core...What a viscious, final ride...Now I can die with pride...Chop my head right off of me...Hold it up so I can see all the beautiful work you've done to me...I want this done to me..."

BILE-"Jerk"

Ever since the day you were we
born you've been tipping the scales
On your own you try to pull them back, you always fail
Incrimination set by adding weight you can't undo
Your few good deeds will not
compare to what you've stacked against you

"Tipping the Scales- No Innocent Victim

"On the day I was born...The nurses all gathered round...To gaze in wild wonder...At the joy they had found...The head nurse spoke up...Said-'Leave that one alone'...She could tell right away...That I was bad to the bone...."

George Thurogood-"Bad to the Bone"

Put me on the bad side
oh, so bad
I wanna make you love
Wanna, wanna watch your eyes
Dip them in a honey glass
Mirror mine
Roll them high
Wanna make them
Drip away
Trip away...

"Trip Away"- Jane's Addiction

"I had a friend once he took some acid...Now he thinks he’s a fire hydrant...It’s okay until he pisses on your lighter...Kinda smells kinda cool kinda funny anyway...Satan...Satan...Satan...I had a friend once he took some ecstasy...Tried to marry me and every one in the room...He was sort of loving kinda caring...Kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy...It got a bit messy all over the curtains...Arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting...Satan...Satan...Satan.."

Tool-"The Gaping Lotus Experience"

Woe to you Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six.

I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

"Number of the Beast" - Iron Maiden

"Seven...Seven...Seven is my name...Seven come...& Seven go...& Seven...Still remain..."

Danzig-"777"

Three is a magic number,
Yes it is, it's a magic number.
Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity
You get three, as a magic number.

Schoolhouse Rock - Three is a Magic Number

What kind of magic spell to use
Slime & snails or puppydog tails
Thunder or lightening then baby say
Dance magic dance
Dance magic dance
Put that magic spell on me
jump magic jump
jump magic jump
Put that magic jump on me
slap that baby, make him free

Yes, I got a Black Magic Woman,
She's got me so blind I can't see;
But she's a Black Magic Woman and
she's trying to make a devil out of me.

Santana - Black Magic Woman

"Just say you love me.
I am sure you won’t deny it
The devil’s playthings on the floor
We could not fight it.
It makes no difference anymore."
- Per Somnia "Killing Time"

My love must be a kind of blind love

I can't see anyone but you

And dear, I wonder if you find love

An optical illusion, too?

Frank Sinatra - I Only Have Eyes For You

"She's in denial...Of...Her romantic curse...The closer you get to her...The stronger it hurts...She's got so many Zombies...So deep in her trance...It's so fuckin' easy when they're all trying to get in her pants..."

Black from the Dead-"Creep"

I'm fucking beautiful
I'm the prettiest thing I've ever seen
God I love myself

I'm sexy
I'm gordious
I'm wonderful
I'm beautiful

I wanna touch myself

"Most Wonderful Girl" - Lords of Acid

Whenever life gets you down, Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope, Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry bout a thing, Got the world on a string
Cus I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got a sing and a dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin' my way

DaVinci's Notebook - "Enormous Penis"

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Will or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.


Penis Song ... Monty Python

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

king missile - detachable penis

"Fucking your pussy was like fucking the wound from a shotgun blast - with gangrene! Ugh!" - Blood for Blood, "So Common, So Cheap"