Monday, I could wait till Tuesday
If I make up my mind
Wednesday would be fine, Thursday's on my mind
Friday'd give me time, Saturday could wait
But Sunday'd be too late

Seven days will quickly go
The fact remains, I love her so
Seven days, so many ways
But I can't run away

Sting - Seven Days

"But for seven years,
You were loved;
I laid golden orchid crowns
around your feet."
- Natalie Merchant "Seven Years"

"Now I have loved you like a baby,
Like some lonesome child,
And I have loved you in a tame way,
And I have loved you wild."

Eagles - Seven Bridges Road

For judas


"She's a wild child,
And her love turns a man insane.
She's a wild child,
And the love she makes rocks the mind off my brain."
- Scorpions "Wild Child"

Here on this mountaintop, (Woahoho)
I got some wild, wild life.
I got some news to tell ya, (Woahoho)
About some wild, wild life.
Here comes the doctor in charge, (Woahoho)
She’s got some wild, wild life.
Ain’t that the way you like it? (Ho, ha!)
Living wild, wild life.

Talking Heads - Wild Wild Life

"I go wild cause you break me open
Wild cause you left me here
I go wild.
Wild because the chips are down.
Wild because there isn't anybody else around.
Wild when the waves start to break,
And God knows they're breaking in me now."
- Poe "Wild"

Kneel down ye sinners, to
Streetwise religion
Greed's been crowned the new King
Hollywood dream teens
Yesterday's trash queens
Save the blessings for the final ring--AMEN!

Motley Crue - Wildside

"Just when I thought I was running out of time
The King stood trembling at my bedside.
He said “if you leave me now, my suicide will follow.â€

Born to be Kings. Princes of the universe.
Fighting and free. Got your world in my hand.
I’m here for your love and I’ll make my stand.
We were born to be Princes of the universe.

Queen - Princes of the Universe (Highlander Main Theme)

Hey, I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me.

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies everytime, come on

Oh, won't you take me home tonight
Oh, down beside your red firelight
Oh, and you give it all you got
Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin' world go round

Fat Bottom Girls Queen

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back

Not that this one was ever recorded, and feel free to skip it.

"Oh my God, Amy
Look at her boobs.
They are SO big.
She looks like one of those goth guy's girlfriends.
Who understands those goth guys anyway.
The only reason that they talk to her
Is because she looks like a total vampire."
- one of my good friends with her version of "Baby Got Front"

aaaaaaass and titties
ass and titties
aaaaaaaaaaass and titties
and big booty bitches

~i don't even remember who the artist is or the name of the song

LMAO! I think I remember being in earshot once when that was being shared.


He gently massages your gel packs
While he replicates some lube
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft
As he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft

Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango

"I could love you slowly...Gentle...I am simply...A master in my own...But I could never own you...Though, I push you down...Though, I threw your clothes into the river...Though, I didn't bother...To make this any easier...Lubercation...Makes this so much easier..."

Holy Roller Daisy Chain-"Victimized Love Song"

Waiting, on a Sunday afternoon,
For what I read between the lines.
Your lies.
Feelin', like a hand in rusted shame,
So do you laugh or does it cry?
Reply?

STP - Interstate Love Song

"And I'm waiting for wednesday...To show you good-bye...Show you good-bye..."

Lisa Loeb-"Waiting for Wednesday"

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, Goodbye.
He'll never love you, the way that I love you,
'Cause if he did, no no, he wouldn't make you cry.
He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love, my love)
So dog-gone willin', So kiss him,
(I wanna see you kiss him, wanna see you kiss him)
Go on and kiss him goodbye.

Steam - "Kiss Him Goodbye"

Now WHY do I feel like going and watching a high school football game?!

Life's a football game,
As every chump and champ knows.
We don't touch, we collide,
'Till we're worn out inside.
We're kicking each other,
Right where it hurts,
Setting up the big play,
And trying to score.

Iggy Pop - Football

Ok, here we go. We got a real pressure cooker going here, two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth... There's the windup, and there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the throw, and what a throw!He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out! No, wait, safe, safe at second base. This kid really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate here's the pitch, he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying for third, here's the throw, its in the dirt, safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, here's the play at the plate, Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Meatloaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Lights