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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:38 am
by Mercurygriffin
iblis wrote:Hey, here's a question for you: Why does it feel so damn good when you pee?

I mean, really, I wonder if I'd pay admission just to take a leak.
piss shivers rock!especially when drinking.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2003 2:29 pm
by junkie christ
Silver Frost wrote:So,....What's wrong with the chicken dance? ;)

only works if u can bark like a chicken......

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2003 2:32 pm
by junkie christ
Mercurygriffin wrote:
iblis wrote:Hey, here's a question for you: Why does it feel so damn good when you pee?

I mean, really, I wonder if I'd pay admission just to take a leak.
piss shivers rock!especially when drinking.

man some thing better remain a mystery..... ive always been a fan of the first piss after you have sex....its like having a whole other orgasm for free........
the beer piss rocks too just cuz if u drink fast enough i swear it still feels cold......

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2003 5:26 pm
by iblis
junkie christ wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
iblis wrote:Hey, here's a question for you: Why does it feel so damn good when you pee?

I mean, really, I wonder if I'd pay admission just to take a leak.
piss shivers rock!especially when drinking.

man some thing better remain a mystery..... ive always been a fan of the first piss after you have sex....its like having a whole other orgasm for free........

I've also always been curious about what causes that. Though I can't claim that it's orgasmic, it is definitely a sensation all of its own.

the beer piss rocks too just cuz if u drink fast enough i swear it still feels cold......

My metabolism works too quickly (and thus too warmly) for me to enjoy this little ditty. Sadly, this also means that if I'm anywhere above arctic temperatures, I burn up like a witch after trial. :mrgreen:

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2003 5:28 pm
by junkie christ
to get that sensation, drink beers by the pitcher..........

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2003 7:32 pm
by white_darkness
junkie christ wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:
junkie christ wrote:my question to anyone who reads this....
why do so many people waste time with the "what is goth and how goth am i" conversations. shit is about as interesting as organizing a sock collection.

IMHO, they are trying to validate their own "gothiness".

i think they should be hit by the goth staple gun....


I view it as a chance to bust out some really bad goth jokes personally...

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2003 7:47 pm
by junkie christ
white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:
junkie christ wrote:my question to anyone who reads this....
why do so many people waste time with the "what is goth and how goth am i" conversations. shit is about as interesting as organizing a sock collection.

IMHO, they are trying to validate their own "gothiness".

i think they should be hit by the goth staple gun....


I view it as a chance to bust out some really bad goth jokes personally...

thats entailed in the goth staple gun.....lol

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 3:36 am
by white_darkness
We go too far into this it'll be necessary to start another thread wholly dedicated to cheesy comments made in response to the "What is Goth question?"

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 8:21 am
by MahoganyDawn
My sock collection is extremely interesting. None of them seem to be the same size and none of them match. Damn sock gnomes.

My question..

What exactly ARE cooties?

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:40 pm
by junkie christ
white_darkness wrote:We go too far into this it'll be necessary to start another thread wholly dedicated to cheesy comments made in response to the "What is Goth question?"

naaa no topic is EVER held that long in the dumpster........

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:42 pm
by junkie christ
MahoganyDawn wrote:My sock collection is extremely interesting. None of them seem to be the same size and none of them match. Damn sock gnomes.

My question..

What exactly ARE cooties?

its not the sock gnomes. you discovered my plans of gobal domination.... stealing everyones left socks and trading them with socks that dont match till the frustration factor makes them go insane and listen to my command......... perhaps ive spoke too much....

cooties ...i always kinda viewed cooties as treatable herpes......

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 4:51 pm
by scarecrow
Where are all the "real" artists who put work into a piece and not just draw a line and drama over the fukking thing all day about the contrast of pastells they used..????

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:37 pm
by junkie christ
scarecrow wrote:Where are all the "real" artists who put work into a piece and not just draw a line and drama over the fukking thing all day about the contrast of pastells they used..????

the real artists arent bitching because they are MAKING art.....
if you have that much spare time to be like that towards art, your not spending enough time DOING your art.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:03 pm
by Nemesis
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:Where are all the "real" artists who put work into a piece and not just draw a line and drama over the fukking thing all day about the contrast of pastells they used..????

the real artists arent bitching because they are MAKING art.....
if you have that much spare time to be like that towards art, your not spending enough time DOING your art.

:rofl:

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:56 pm
by Hardcoregirl
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:Where are all the "real" artists who put work into a piece and not just draw a line and drama over the fukking thing all day about the contrast of pastells they used..????

the real artists arent bitching because they are MAKING art.....
if you have that much spare time to be like that towards art, your not spending enough time DOING your art.


Fo' Sheezy


I can't believe I just said that.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:26 pm
by junkie christ
Buttercup wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:Where are all the "real" artists who put work into a piece and not just draw a line and drama over the fukking thing all day about the contrast of pastells they used..????

the real artists arent bitching because they are MAKING art.....
if you have that much spare time to be like that towards art, your not spending enough time DOING your art.


Fo' Sheezy


I can't believe I just said that.

Fo'sheezy?
wow. i cant believe you actually said that. you will never live it down now!!!!!!! MWAH HAHAHA!

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:12 am
by white_darkness
Will there ever truly be an end to the questions?

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:38 am
by junkie christ
white_darkness wrote:Will there ever truly be an end to the questions?

hopefully not.....
maybe this thread can be the first stable thing in my life. it just keeps coming back to talk.....
its like a puppy dog.....

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:14 pm
by satanskitten
white_darkness wrote:Will there ever truly be an end to the questions?


is there an end to the Q&A thread at NG??



Why does it always rain after I wash my car?

How do I get rid of the craters in my elbows from donating plasma?

what's the best way to dispose of a body??

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:19 pm
by junkie christ
satanskitten wrote:Why does it always rain after I wash my car?

How do I get rid of the craters in my elbows from donating plasma?

what's the best way to dispose of a body??


because nature hates you for wasting water. its a sign, bring soap when it rains.

the same answer to how to you get rid of track marks inside your elbows. YOU DONT............ saw your arm off. thatll fix it....

best way to dispose of a body i saw on niptuck last week.....
goto the everglades and tie hams allover the body and dump it....
the gators are fickle eaters...... but with hams they will get confused and eat every trace....
:lol::twisted::twisted:
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