The Stormstress wrote:It's a glitch n the Matrix.
Do u think it's the psilocybin that makes the Smurfs blu?

matrix glitch.......
nonono! thats not what makes em blue! they all bang smurfette, whos managed to contract damn near STD known to man....
theyve mixed and are now causing a blue skin condition as opposed to cold sores.

why are SOOOOOOOO many people so mislead into thinking that life is about a good job, the right area, marriage, kids, a white picket fence, and to generally being as boring as possible? Where did finding your own truth go?

junkie christ wrote:why are SOOOOOOOO many people so mislead into thinking that life is about a good job, the right area, marriage, kids, a white picket fence, and to generally being as boring as possible? Where did finding your own truth go?

Because that's what The Man wants you to do with your life. Simple. Boring. Sheep. Easy to control, and easy to run through the grinder after they're through with you. And not going along with all of the other sheep would be breaking out of the herd mentality that the majority of society is stuck in.

If working in a post office - an obviously stressful enviroment - can drive a person to go off and kill everyone with an Armalite AR-10, why don't we hear of more clowns going postal and turning people (and their snotty, biting, shin-kicking little bastards) into cheesecloth?

What the hell is the idea of a second waiting room? You wait in one waiting room till you are called for your appointment. Then they call your name, and then we are fooled thinking we are going to see the actual doctor. But Hell No…. They put you in another freaking waiting room! What the hell is the purpose of this act?

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If working in a post office - an obviously stressful enviroment - can drive a person to go off and kill everyone with an Armalite AR-10, why don't we hear of more clowns going postal and turning people (and their snotty, biting, shin-kicking little bastards) into cheesecloth?

Answer:
Clowns have better ways of dealing with children and parents. They attack with overpriced concessions and animal cruelty. What better way to end hatred...Money and beastiality. With this hugh stress relief in play,you may never see clowns truly go postal.

Maybe the solution to the postal workers going all "postal",is closer than we think?

Question:
What is the meaning of Agoraphobia? And what is it's purpose? [/quote]

Codeine Coma wrote:

Question:
What is the meaning of Agoraphobia? And what is it's purpose?

a definition is here
and i had it,have it because i was in a tank for tree months while people were shooting at me, so it's purpose is probably to keep you alive but then just doesn't get shut off or some shit, you'll probably see a lot more of it with gulf war part deux because of the number of infantrymen on the ground.

Paper or plastic

Paper.... works better to light cloves.

my Q

Why do so many people bitch about whether it's goth or not?

FalseAbsolution wrote:Why do so many people bitch about whether it's goth or not?

They're either mocking those who really do care if something is goth or not, or they're fucking retarded.

What's the tastiest way to cook cat?

iblis wrote:What's the tastiest way to cook cat?

Over an open pit of coals, on a roticery.

Why is it some people just have to burst your bubble, why can't they let you just be happy?

I have / had a friend I used to live with, game with, and is on my groups mailing list still. One guy in our group just bought a whip ass new AlienWare PC to play Star Wars Galaxies (SWG) on. The supposed friend was a beta tester and did nothing but bitch about the game. In fact what little input he puts into the group is just him bitching about what someone says. Yeah I bitch a lot, but damn it I can let people at least have a good time. And for that matter I like SWG, as does everyone in the group that has it.

creapyrob wrote:Why is it some people just have to burst your bubble, why can't they let you just be happy?

I have / had a friend I used to live with, game with, and is on my groups mailing list still. One guy in our group just bought a whip ass new AlienWare PC to play Star Wars Galaxies (SWG) on. The supposed friend was a beta tester and did nothing but bitch about the game. In fact what little input he puts into the group is just him bitching about what someone says. Yeah I bitch a lot, but damn it I can let people at least have a good time. And for that matter I like SWG, as does everyone in the group that has it.

Because some people have no life and feel it to be a pressing need to ruin what little life others may have. Methinks the term is... jealousy, though there are some within the upper eschelons of society who prefer the term asshole instead.

My question:
Is there a way to block stinky-dirty-hippie-B.O. from assaulting my tender nasal passages while walking down a crowded street? *sheesh*

Nexxus23 wrote:My question:
Is there a way to block stinky-dirty-hippie-B.O. from assaulting my tender nasal passages while walking down a crowded street? *sheesh*

Several.

Option A: don't go out.
Option B: douse yourself in some incredibly strong fragarence and render your nose incapable of operation.
Option C: carry a can of air freshener at all times


my question: what is the ratio of reasonably intelligent people to idiots in the world, and was there ever a time when it was reveresed?

div wrote:my question: what is the ratio of reasonably intelligent people to idiots in the world, and was there ever a time when it was reveresed?

100 morons to 1 nonmoron.
it gets worse every few years.

my question:
why are men so frozen by boobies!

junkie christ wrote:my question:
why are men so frozen by boobies!

It's called "going tharn." It's a phrase from Watership Down. It's like when a deer gets frozen in the headlights- the brain shuts down, you can't move, drooling begins...
As to why? *shrugs* I s'pose I could get on a tirade about patriarchal puritanical societies (verging on theocracies) and their citizens' reactions to that which they are unaturally trained to find shocking/arousing/wrong- but hey, I don't wanna bore anybody.

I'll just go with "(be)low (waist) IQ" for $200, Alex.


My question:

Why doesn't "Mount Olive" brand make olives? They make pickles, but not olives. Damn them!

Mother Mo wrote:You will know love, you will know pain, you will lose your keys, and curse your own brain.

Speaking of losing things, has anyone seen my marbles?

I'm still trying to figure out wgere I lost my virginity , gave up on the marbles

why are SOOOOOOOO many people so mislead into thinking that life is about a good job, the right area, marriage, kids, a white picket fence, and to generally being as boring as possible? Where did finding your own truth go?

1. Its the result of mass media. The media is truly the antichrist--giving you everything you "want" and resulting in you having NOTHING to make you happy.
2. Besides, the world has always had more followers than leaders--now the idea to follow is the picket fence 2.5 kids, etc.

3. Point 3--I think that people get caught up in the "game" just because they have to live in this world and right now that's how the western world operates. Its hard to break away from "Mother Culture" which you have been brainwashed by since birth. **mother culture reference taken from the book ishmael

Q--the chicken or the egg?

Godam Hippie wrote:Q--the chicken or the egg?

First came the chicken, which fertilized the egg. then was it possible to make the omlet, which div ate.


Why isn't it legal to kill stupid people?

div wrote:Why isn't it legal to kill stupid people?

Because we'd soon run out of places to get rid of the bodies.

Here's a tougher one: Why are most people so fucking stupid?

people are so fucking stupid because the powers that be use the things that are supposed to enhance llife (TV, net, computers), socalization, chemicals, peers, religion, and fake mental conditions to control the thought processes of the impressionable masses.
simple.

whats that smell?

junkie christ wrote:whats that smell?

It's just Nem


Why are we here?

Sir Diddimus wrote:Why are we here?

To give bacteria something to munch on.

Why is it that they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make a beer that doesn't make you piss like a firehose?