maynerd? who the fuck is maynerd?

(i know who he is, please do not explain it to me)

punkrockjoe wrote:

iblis wrote:"Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it." -- W. C. Fields

One of my favorites as well.....here's one for you .....

Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar,
"Bring on the goddamn cat!"

that totaly rocks, but only when i sing it with a heavy irish accent

tat2jay wrote:maynerd? who the fuck is maynerd?

Then why did you ask and why is it spelled wrong?

Why does every thread have to become a war zone?

That being said, I think it is funny when someone seems to believe that they are enlightened and part of the enlightenment includes the understanding that all other people who think they are enlightened are wrong and stupid. Just a thought, it could go both ways.

One liner?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." --Inigo from "The Princess Bride"

"Nothing in life is meant to be feared, but simply understood." Marie Curie

"Boys lie and sometimes stink." Happy Bunny

RavenLunatic wrote:"Boys lie and sometimes stink." Happy Bunny

I like that one...............

Here's a few more for tha helluvit...

What would Scooby Do? (Bumper Sticker)
Gun control is using both hands! (Bumper Sticker)
Since your gross, shouldn't you be smart? Happy Bunny
And last but not least...
Marijuana ... At least it's not crack! (Bumper Sticker)

" So i got into the accident and had to go down to the DMV, or as i'd like to call it :Satan's asshole!" Dane Cook-comedian

how's it goin' are you flowin'-----Tenacious D
what are you going to do?
kill them all sir. -----kirt russell soldier