I wanted to rename my cock "Little Jesus" for a while

ya know....like


Hey baby, how would you like to feel a little jesus in ya.

theres so many lines-


I have been forever {well since 2000} stuck with the name "Slimer" it steams from an incident with the ex finace, where my cock {at that time known under the gimmick of Spike, the nine inch nail} apparently was up in the middle of the night, did some ransacking of the goods, and left a little mess.....all over my lovely bitch. she woke up upon its sliming process...which was more than usual, and said "put fucking slimer here away"......hence my cock renamed slimer.

i want a new name too.

X wrote:I wanted to rename my cock "Little Jesus" for a while

ya know....like


Hey baby, how would you like to feel a little jesus in ya.

theres so many lines-


I have been forever {well since 2000} stuck with the name "Slimer" it steams from an incident with the ex finace, where my cock {at that time known under the gimmick of Spike, the nine inch nail} apparently was up in the middle of the night, did some ransacking of the goods, and left a little mess.....all over my lovely bitch. she woke up upon its sliming process...which was more than usual, and said "put fucking slimer here away"......hence my cock renamed slimer.

i want a new name too.

Waaaaayyyyy too much fucking information, dude

mafiaman wrote:

LadyIvanna wrote:

mafiaman wrote:
So, what should I name my penis?

You've been really bored lately, haven't you?

Something spooky and ethnic....

Bela Lugosi

How about the classic Buckaroo Banzai Interdimentional Overthruster.


"Excuse me Miss Pretty, could you hold my Overthruster?"

X wrote:

i want a new name too.

Then you must do like we have done and start your own thread in the Dumpster. That's what it is here for, to help people rename their genitals.

LadyIvanna wrote:

mafiaman wrote:

LadyIvanna wrote:

mafiaman wrote:
So, what should I name my penis?

You've been really bored lately, haven't you?

Something spooky and ethnic....

Bela Lugosi

Yes! That is SO Goth! Thanks!

My Penis is Undead. Undead.

celticsmith wrote:How about the classic Buckaroo Banzai Interdimentional Overthruster.


"Excuse me Miss Pretty, could you hold my Overthruster?"

Hmm, another good possibility. So many good ones.
Although I draw the line at calling it a Flux Capacitor. That will be the name of my ball sack.

mafiaman wrote:

celticsmith wrote:How about the classic Buckaroo Banzai Interdimentional Overthruster.


"Excuse me Miss Pretty, could you hold my Overthruster?"

Hmm, another good possibility. So many good ones.
Although I draw the line at calling it a Flux Capacitor. That will be the name of my ball sack.

Considering what the Flux Capacitor looked like...I think it to be more apropos to the female than the male.

mafiaman wrote:<snip>
My Penis is Undead. Undead.

Oy vey, now he thinks it's got unnatural powers...
LMAO You damnable Aries, get your ego in check!


Does this mean garlic makes it shrinky?

Nexxus23 wrote:

mafiaman wrote:<snip>
My Penis is Undead. Undead.

Oy vey, now he thinks it's got unnatural powers...
LMAO You damnable Aries, get your ego in check!


Does this mean garlic makes it shrinky?

hah. i'd say it has an immunity; that man is more italian than the pizza i just ate for lunch.

X wrote:I have been forever {well since 2000} stuck with the name "Slimer" it steams from an incident with the ex finace, where my cock {at that time known under the gimmick of Spike, the nine inch nail} apparently was up in the middle of the night, did some ransacking of the goods, and left a little mess.....all over my lovely bitch. she woke up upon its sliming process...which was more than usual, and said "put fucking slimer here away"......hence my cock renamed slimer.

i want a new name too.

here, let me cement it:

little bunny foo foo, I don' wanna see you
scoopin'up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head!

faeriegirl wrote:here, let me cement it:

little bunny foo foo, I don' wanna see you
scoopin'up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head!

faeriegirl wrote:here, let me cement it:

little bunny foo foo, I don' wanna see you
scoopin'up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head!

i personally like the metaphors that come to mind on the "little bunny foo foo hopping through the forest" line. lol

Came up with another idea today though. It should be named Magellan..... probing the debths of space to explore the surface of Venus.
i knew astronomy class would come in useful for Something. lol

jenna wrote:

faeriegirl wrote:here, let me cement it:

little bunny foo foo, I don' wanna see you
scoopin'up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head!

i personally like the metaphors that come to mind on the "little bunny foo foo hopping through the forest" line. lol

Came up with another idea today though. It should be named Magellan..... probing the debths of space to explore the surface of Venus.
i knew astronomy class would come in useful for Something. lol

"to boldly go where many, many men have gone before.."

Nexxus23 wrote:

mafiaman wrote:<snip>
My Penis is Undead. Undead.

Oy vey, now he thinks it's got unnatural powers...

Well dear, it seems to hold enough of your attention to cause you to post multiple times on this thread.........

LOL

iblis wrote:

Nexxus23 wrote:

mafiaman wrote:<snip>
My Penis is Undead. Undead.

Oy vey, now he thinks it's got unnatural powers...
LMAO You damnable Aries, get your ego in check!


Does this mean garlic makes it shrinky?

hah. i'd say it has an immunity; that man is more italian than the pizza i just ate for lunch.

Yous gots that right. I am a wop named Hopper.
New name? Pepperoni Log......

iblis wrote:

faeriegirl wrote:here, let me cement it:

little bunny foo foo, I don' wanna see you
scoopin'up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head!

OUCH!

Damnit, now that stupid little icon is singing it in my head....
Curse you! Curse you all!

iblis wrote:

jenna wrote:

faeriegirl wrote:here, let me cement it:

little bunny foo foo, I don' wanna see you
scoopin'up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head!

i personally like the metaphors that come to mind on the "little bunny foo foo hopping through the forest" line. lol

Came up with another idea today though. It should be named Magellan..... probing the debths of space to explore the surface of Venus.
i knew astronomy class would come in useful for Something. lol

"to boldly go where many, many men have gone before.."

My penis is most definitely NOT a Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway (shudder), or any other feeble character associated with Star Trek.

mafiaman wrote:My penis is most definitely NOT a Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway (shudder), or any other feeble character associated with Star Trek.

yeah, it must be a wookie then.....