I suck I am completely dependant on mine.....but I dont think its made me laazy, just makes me optimize my rushed schedule.....IE tell mom how much my doctor sucks and what I should do about it........ON the WAY to work....not while Im at work or a home focusing on how to get to work on time....but I agree....get off your cell phone while
1. at a resteraunt.......I dont care its rude people
2. in line at a retail or convenient store.......it rude to the people ringing you up and OMG do you realize what some people talk about on their cell phones !!!!!!!!!!!!! IN LINE!!!!!!!!!
3. at the movies and in church.......look that the epitome of asshole

Wow! Thanks for the support guys!

I thought of another pet peeve,when Men leave their socks on during sex. I've ranted about it on KF before, and it still persists. What's even worse is when you rent a porno movie and the guys in it are wearing their socks. It's bad enough to see it in person, but to see it on a "trained professional" is even more annoying. You think to youself, "I paid money for this?" The only solution I've found is to rent the all girl movies.

Another is people using racial slurs and generally assuming everyone else is as ignorant and close minded as they are.

Yet another is the sorrority ho definition of the word "fun". Some how they think this is a politically correct way of calling some one a freak to their face. Guess what Barbie? #1 I could give a rat's ass what you think of me. If I valued your opinion I might be offended. #2 Freaks are well aware they are freaks. Most of us have had it pointed out to us repeatedly for most of our lives. Go ahead and call us what we are. "Fun" sounds very benign and passive. I find freak to be an empowering word. Alas, here I am on KG preaching to the choir.

Just remember to take off your socks, you freakin' freaks!

Guilty os the sock wearing during sex. Not all the time....but,sometimes I can forget to shed them. My wife leaves her's on sometimes as well.




<<<<<<<Waiting to be killed.

I don't remember either of wearing socks this morning, dear.

people who's skin is daker than their hair...WHITE that is...the blondes tan like freaks and look like freaks afterwards
when I cuss too much
when I get writers block
when I made someone sad and don't know how I did it...that happens too much
when my facial expression won't match my mood or mindset
certain little brothers who cry when they have to do more chores or get into trouble for not doing them-DAILY-and run and cry in the bathroom
people who try to put at least three cuss words into every sentence they say
eating food with hairs in it
having a craving for chocolate and not being able to easily control it
BLA DE BLA DE BLA...BLA THIS...BLA THAT...JUST PLAIN BLA! Preach it!!!

I don't know if this is a good thing but I can still go on and on....?

SOCKS THAT LOOSE THEIR MATE! THERE IS ALWAYS A LONE SOCK WHEN YOU FINISH DOING LAUNDRY!!!

thats because my puppy, lily, has put the sock fairy that lives in the dryer out of business over here. lily steals all the socks in this house. she must have come to your house looking for work.

and then we have miss pie, the underpants gnome. she doesn't think twice about stealing your panties( clean or dirty) and hiding under my bed. i found 5 or 6 pairs of panties under my bed once! and not all of them were mine. and there she was, sitting in the middle of them all.

aw how cute...(i think)

*mallrats (not ordinary mallrats, no, the mallrats who bitch about the mallrats in the other mall like it's a gang type thing)
*homophobes
*the people who exist ONLY to boost their ego
*professors who won't let me write what I want when it's an essay where I choose the topic
*people who get all fussy about my hair, lifestyle, or appearance
*hairy underarms, crotches, or most body hair in general
*people who don't brush their teeth or bathe for months that still insist on going to a movie with me
*people who don't brush their teeth
*people who know they've had too much to drink and know that they aren't going to be sold any more liquor that go up to the bar and ask for another shot
*people who drink to get drunk [or they don't drink at all]
*people who insist on being politically correct when they speak EVERY SINGLE TIME
*guys wearing black socks during sex. no, not just any socks, black socks.
*people calling me a "whore" when they don't think it's right for a girl to enjoy "booty calls". If I wanted an emotional attachment, I would get one.
*girls who parade around and announce that they are "so hot" when they spend hours in the bathroom primping just to be as plain as before and look like everyone else
*people who think that a good looking person wouldn't want to talk to them
*people who try to tell me how to dress, what music I should listen to, or any other thing that has anything to do with how I live my life
*people who put on a facade to other people but are really shit talkers
*people who litter
*larger women who wear items of clothing that won't even fit my scrawny ass
*people telling me what colors would look good on me or what color my hair should be or that I should get contacts
*Jehova's Witnesses that come to your house at 8:00 on a Saturday morning just to preach to you
*when persons of one religion choose to segregate themself from persons of other religions
*light beer, ale, and cheap liquor

and last but not least,

*drunk guys that flock to me, insisting on talking to me and giving me their email adress. How tacky.


that's just about it so far...

people who pronounce "wash" as "warsh", "roof" as "ruff", and "plateau" as "plataw"

ordering things online, only to discover upon opening the package that the description was exceedingly inaccurate.

Imp! You leave us hicks ALONE ya hear me! You better run...and don't yall come back !

People who park on the side of the road instead of their EMPTY drive ways!

i agree raven....that is very annoying....and cars are everywhere on my road which causes you to go in the other persons lane just to dodge the cars that shouldnt be parked there...

1.People around me who sometimes just dont get "it".I dont know what "it" is but i get this feeling when they arent getting "it".
2.Pro wrestling promoters who think they know something.They have too much money and dont give a shit about my sport.
3.People who call wrestling fake,is it entertainment yes,is the winner decided ahead of time but dont ever tell me my game is fake i have torn muslces and bleed in five states all for my art it is in no way "fake"
4.Clueless fucks around the scene but they are a rare breed.Around yes but not around me much.
5.Finally ladies if your ever getting a right good thrashing from me and we are havin a big time screwin and stuff,take off your goddamn socks i have socks during sex its nasty as shit .

people who don't wear deodorant, and they don't think that they smell.

men who SAY they want a strong intelligent woman, then get pissed when you are smart enough to catch them in a lie.

liars

big drooly dogs that lay under the table and stare at you while you eat

anything that stares at me when i eat

minivan driving soccer moms who are too busy calling the hubbie or the therapist on thier cell phone to realize that they are only going 15 miles an hour

people who think tailgating me will make me go faster (i WILL slow down)

gum smacking

stupidity (ignorance is when you just dont know, thats tolerable. stupidity is when you know you dont know and you make no effort to learn)

people who think im talking to them when im really talking to myself BUTT OUT

people who make me repeat myself because they have a virtually nonexistant attention span

PEOPLE

people who wear too much perfume

people who wear too much perfume

Preach it!

When you smile at someone & they give you dirty looks. Then bitch cuz there's no nice people in the world!