iblis wrote:After that outburst, you may want to make certain that tears are the only thing that's flowing.

I peed myself.

iblis wrote:

Shadow wrote:

Nexxus23 wrote:I want to hand out tracts to the infidels. I will witness to them the endless possibilities available to them if only they give their lives and souls over to the Junkie Christ, and give their wallets over to me.
After all, money just brings on all sorts of pain, stress, and nasty complications to life. I will teach the UNBELIEVER to learn SIMPLICITY before the JUNKIE!
Yes... simplicity... hmmm.....

Oh yeah! Praise Junkie! With His divine influence, I shall RID you of your EEEVILLL and your PAIN!! I shall rid you of SIN through Our Lord the Junkie! OUT DAMN GREMLIN! OUT I SAY! Oh, my brothers and sisters, I feel an EVIL in the congregation today! One of you has an EVIL GREMLIN in his heart! And that EVIL GREMLIN is CASH MONEY!! OOHH YEAH! My brothers and my sisters, my Great Aunts and my Thi-iiii-rrr-rd Cousins, give unto the collection plate! Give up thine EVIL GREMLINS of CASH MONEY!! Give of thine HEART! Give of thine SOUL! GIMME GIMME GIMME! CAN I GET A "PRAISE JUNKIE"? CAN I GET "AAAYY-MEN"? Oh, yeah... oooh, hallelujah, fill that plate...

*Nexxus23 collapses into anti-climactic coma brought on by a small cerebral aneurysm*

"fans Nexxus with a big old ladytype hat"

Amen Sista.........Amen Brotha...........Praise be to da Junkie..........."tears flow"

After that outburst, you may want to make certain that tears are the only thing that's flowing.

The dress code of Junkiedom is latex, so I think I should be good.
But thanks tho.

Nexxus23 wrote:

iblis wrote:After that outburst, you may want to make certain that tears are the only thing that's flowing.

I peed myself.

Perhaps next time you will lay off the sacrifical wine before you get possesed by the spirit?

Nexxus23 wrote:

iblis wrote:After that outburst, you may want to make certain that tears are the only thing that's flowing.

I peed myself.

If our resident Junkie takes off into intergalactic stardom, you'd better save those pants.

I hear that jeans that Ozzy Osbourne peed on at the Alamo sold for over $600, at one point in time.

Shadow wrote:
"fans Nexxus with a big old ladytype hat"

Amen Sista.........Amen Brotha...........Praise be to da Junkie..........."tears flow"

~gasp~

ROTFLMAO

if your going to pee yourself from now, take pictures of the you in the soaked pants to share with the class........
see what happens when ya let some holy spirits in ya?

Psalm 4 - the drunken shuffle (cuz im one drunken junkie)
fake lantsy pantsy
bulllshit type romancy
can all kiss my ass and revel in the mud.
i load my thunder
tear your lies asunder
and suddenly you are fall to the dirt with a dull thud.

i grab my cane
while the call us insane
and we all point fingers at those to blame
we should all be alone
disconnect the phone
and kill everyone who acts the same

at the end of the day it is our hymns they play
theres more of us we just need to make them stay.

Junkie, you're a hoot. I love you. Fear me and love me, make me a saint. I'll get down on my knees... and serve you...

(There, I posted... ) hehe

arsenic_charming wrote:Junkie, you're a hoot. I love you. Fear me and love me, make me a saint. I'll get down on my knees... and serve you...

(There, I posted... ) hehe

Just watch out. She is a phallic destroyer, after all.

arsenic_charming wrote:Junkie, you're a hoot. I love you. Fear me and love me, make me a saint. I'll get down on my knees... and serve you...

(There, I posted... ) hehe

nothing scarier than the phallic destroyer wanting to get on her knees and serve me..... back of the service line.
hehe.......

2 more local converts this week......
the_g()ne fever is starting.......

Shemhamforash! I accept NO ONE as my savior except for myself! Bah! Junkie Christ is a mere mortal and I am a GOD in my own spirit, and I am in control of my own free will and actions...i shun any savior! Shun them I say! MWahahahahahahahahahaaaah!!!

Aerick Ravenheart wrote::evil: Shemhamforash! I accept NO ONE as my savior except for myself! Bah! Junkie Christ is a mere mortal and I am a GOD in my own spirit, and I am in control of my own free will and actions...i shun any savior! Shun them I say! MWahahahahahahahahahaaaah!!!

thats all great but weve got the booze, hookers, and the unity of every other loser on earth.... youve got a crow avatar......
we win.

junkie christ wrote:

Aerick Ravenheart wrote::evil: Shemhamforash! I accept NO ONE as my savior except for myself! Bah! Junkie Christ is a mere mortal and I am a GOD in my own spirit, and I am in control of my own free will and actions...i shun any savior! Shun them I say! MWahahahahahahahahahaaaah!!!

thats all great but weve got the booze, hookers, and the unity of every other loser on earth.... youve got a crow avatar......
we win.

Of course. Booze always wins.

iblis wrote:

junkie christ wrote:

Aerick Ravenheart wrote::evil: Shemhamforash! I accept NO ONE as my savior except for myself! Bah! Junkie Christ is a mere mortal and I am a GOD in my own spirit, and I am in control of my own free will and actions...i shun any savior! Shun them I say! MWahahahahahahahahahaaaah!!!

thats all great but weve got the booze, hookers, and the unity of every other loser on earth.... youve got a crow avatar......
we win.

Of course. Booze always wins.

booze, hookers, and disco......
::shes a brick.............HOUSE!...shes mightymighty.......::[/i]

junkie christ wrote:

iblis wrote:

junkie christ wrote:

Aerick Ravenheart wrote::evil: Shemhamforash! I accept NO ONE as my savior except for myself! Bah! Junkie Christ is a mere mortal and I am a GOD in my own spirit, and I am in control of my own free will and actions...i shun any savior! Shun them I say! MWahahahahahahahahahaaaah!!!

thats all great but weve got the booze, hookers, and the unity of every other loser on earth.... youve got a crow avatar......
we win.

Of course. Booze always wins.

booze, hookers, and disco......
::shes a brick.............HOUSE!...shes mightymighty.......::[/i]

There's disco up in this with booze and hookers? Dude, sign me up.

All praise, and pass a drink man!

white_darkness wrote:

junkie christ wrote:

iblis wrote:

junkie christ wrote:

Aerick Ravenheart wrote::evil: Shemhamforash! I accept NO ONE as my savior except for myself! Bah! Junkie Christ is a mere mortal and I am a GOD in my own spirit, and I am in control of my own free will and actions...i shun any savior! Shun them I say! MWahahahahahahahahahaaaah!!!

thats all great but weve got the booze, hookers, and the unity of every other loser on earth.... youve got a crow avatar......
we win.

Of course. Booze always wins.

booze, hookers, and disco......
::shes a brick.............HOUSE!...shes mightymighty.......::[/i]

here's disco up in this with booze and hookers? Dude, sign me up.
All praise, and pass a drink man!

if we all have to suffer in life, why not appeal to us all? so without further ado.....
its raining men.......... the weathergirls rule.

I ACCEPT JUNKIE CHRIST AS MY SAVIOR!!!!

(begins pooring gasoline all over himself.......)

scarecrow wrote:I ACCEPT JUNKIE CHRIST AS MY SAVIOR!!!!

(begins pooring gasoline all over himself.......)

Need a match?

scarecrow wrote:I ACCEPT JUNKIE CHRIST AS MY SAVIOR!!!!

(begins pooring gasoline all over himself.......)

HAHAHAHA!
::ignites scarecrow with his junkie abilities......this one is called the holy zippo::