• Official Rumour Thread

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2003 5:32 pm**

Nemesis wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:stephens pussy smells like buttermilk

Yeah... thanks a lot for the Yeast Infection You dirty bastard... I'm squirting out buttermilk by the gallon and baking bread by the loaf..! Who's hungry???

"gigglehackcoughcoughhackwheezechoke"

"dies"

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2003 5:39 pm**

Bone wrote:
*Bone sings -
Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everbody
Elvis is still "The King"

Yes, but we are the secret ones that stole the preciuos "Elvis Fish"

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2003 9:47 am**

CelticSmith has blue streaks in his hair naturally, because he's part Smurf, a fact he's gone to Goth lengths to hide...

BearDragonLady is a distant cousin of Elmo, and that's why a genetic specialist they conferred with recommended that they not have kids, as they have a 1 in 4 chance of producing a child with the dreaded "Barney's Syndrome".

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2003 10:04 am**

JaNell wrote:CelticSmith has blue streaks in his hair naturally, because he's part Smurf, a fact he's gone to Goth lengths to hide...

BearDragonLady is a distant cousin of Elmo, and that's why a genetic specialist they conferred with recommended that they not have kids, as they have a 1 in 4 chance of producing a child with the dreaded "Barney's Syndrome".

...how did you find out!!!!

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2003 10:12 am**

JaNell wrote:Well, you know that Bone actually supports himself between DJ jobs as an Elvis impersonator...

Actually as Preacher and Medium for the "First Church of Elvis"

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2003 10:14 am**

Pharinet wrote:
Bone wrote:
*Bone sings -
Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everbody
Elvis is still "The King"

Yes, but we are the secret ones that stole the preciuos "Elvis Fish"

The wrath of "Elvis" shall fall follow you... uh huh!

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2003 10:46 am**

BearDragonLady wrote:
JaNell wrote:CelticSmith has blue streaks in his hair naturally, because he's part Smurf, a fact he's gone to Goth lengths to hide...

BearDragonLady is a distant cousin of Elmo, and that's why a genetic specialist they conferred with recommended that they not have kids, as they have a 1 in 4 chance of producing a child with the dreaded "Barney's Syndrome".

...how did you find out!!!!

because he's so smurfy.

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2003 11:32 am**

hanid wrote:
BearDragonLady wrote:
JaNell wrote:CelticSmith has blue streaks in his hair naturally, because he's part Smurf, a fact he's gone to Goth lengths to hide...

BearDragonLady is a distant cousin of Elmo, and that's why a genetic specialist they conferred with recommended that they not have kids, as they have a 1 in 4 chance of producing a child with the dreaded "Barney's Syndrome".

...how did you find out!!!!

because he's so smurfy.

Yeah, he's Smurfelicious!

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2003 8:58 am**

Bone wrote:
JaNell wrote:Well, you know that Bone actually supports himself between DJ jobs as an Elvis impersonator...

Actually as Preacher and Medium for the "First Church of Elvis"

Sorry, I forgot.

~goes off singing~

Elvis is everywhere,
Elvis is everything...

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2003 10:32 am**

JaNell wrote:CelticSmith has blue streaks in his hair naturally, because he's part Smurf, a fact he's gone to Goth lengths to hide...

BearDragonLady is a distant cousin of Elmo, and that's why a genetic specialist they conferred with recommended that they not have kids, as they have a 1 in 4 chance of producing a child with the dreaded "Barney's Syndrome".

Yes....whenever I speak of dying my hair....I am actually dying it brown. Blue IS my natural hair color, as those who have seen me naked will attest.

On a side note....we just happen to have had the discussion about our childeren having purple hair this last Monday......how odd!

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2003 4:33 pm**

i heard a rumor nemesis giggles like a school girl if you stand behind him and scream RIPPPPPPPPPPP

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2003 6:17 pm**

junkie christ wrote:i heard a rumor nemesis giggles like a school girl if you stand behind him and scream RIPPPPPPPPPPP

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2003 7:12 pm**

celticsmith wrote:Yes....whenever I speak of dying my hair....I am actually dying it brown. Blue IS my natural hair color, as those who have seen me naked will attest.

Thats a mental image I just didn't need right now... :lol:

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2003 1:30 am**

on a lighter and more serious note i heard it might be a while before we get another steady weekly goth night in knox. say it isn't so. :cry:

:x

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2003 12:50 pm**

I heard that, last friday night, Seraph Antaine was begging random men to cross "swords" with him...
:-x

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2003 2:52 pm**

Mercurygriffin wrote:on a lighter and more serious note i heard it might be a while before we get another steady weekly goth night in knox. say it isn't so. :x

*pout whimper* I gots to get muh dance on, yo!

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:47 am**

I heard that Mr. Junkie Christ has been drinking Febreeze as a cheaper replacement for Jack Daniels... :shrug:

just something I heard... :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:49 am**

JaNell wrote:I heard that, last friday night, Seraph Antaine was begging random men to cross "swords" with him...

Oh shit... he was talking about fencing... :oops:

don't I feel like a horses ass... :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:57 am**

Nemesis wrote:
JaNell wrote:I heard that, last friday night, Seraph Antaine was begging random men to cross "swords" with him...

Oh shit... he was talking about fencing... don't I feel like a horses ass...

I don't know, do you feel like a horse's ass?
Never mind, I'll just ask around...
:twisted:

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:59 am**

JaNell wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
JaNell wrote:I heard that, last friday night, Seraph Antaine was begging random men to cross "swords" with him...

Oh shit... he was talking about fencing... don't I feel like a horses ass...

I don't know, do you feel like a horse's ass?
Never mind, I'll just ask around...

He he... fair enough... :lol: