iblis wrote:

EvilVegan wrote:Two responses.

1> Why the hell else would I practice yoga?!

that's going to a lot of trouble.

simply doing what are commonly called "butterfly stretches" is enough for most people, if practiced often enough. (1 or more times a day, every day.)

of course, mileage may vary from person to person. myself, i can't keep any section of my body excessively limber if i don't stretch said section at least every other day.

it occurs to me that you might not have been serious about all of this. if that's the case.. uh, nevermind.

Well I do the yoga for the breathing in odd positions part, cause its really hard to effectively go down on one's self if you can't control your breathing... I mean. . . really. Plus I hear the emaciated look is in this season.

I digress, no more posts, by me, in this particular thread, about my (our anyone else's) semen. Only nekkid, half nekkid, and corsetted girly girly talk from now on! VEGAN'S HONOR.

The...erm...Semen threads have been moved to the dumpster. me thinks they belong there more or less.

Actually has there been any thought of how much skin either pin up calanders were going to show? I was under the impression that at most it would be bathing suit material.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

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The Stormstress wrote:

Spam wrote:

iblis wrote:into what? pointing, and laughing?

i can do that.

I gotta agree with Iblis on this one yo.

Oh yeah, hot babes alwayz crack u up, huh?! I guess u better watch out 4 this 5'10", 135 lb, 37"/25"/37" regular laugh riot, here... u might have 2 combat total delerium!

I think Sir Mix-A-Lot says it best for a lot of us...

36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3"!

JaNell wrote:

The Stormstress wrote:

Spam wrote:

iblis wrote:into what? pointing, and laughing?

i can do that.

I gotta agree with Iblis on this one yo.

Oh yeah, hot babes alwayz crack u up, huh?! I guess u better watch out 4 this 5'10", 135 lb, 37"/25"/37" regular laugh riot, here... u might have 2 combat total delerium!

I think Sir Mix-A-Lot says it best for a lot of us...

36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3"!

i'm really glad you posted this.

..i didn't want to admit to listening to sir mix-a-lot.

you guys sure do get off the subject easily.......

oh, and caustic and ibbie are really speaking another language, albeit a geeky programmer one, but a language indeed.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. . . you other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung!



In America, bigger is better.

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The only strippers I've ever known were pretty normal and cool girls.

Well, the ones without the cocaine habits were.

Cocaine makes people stupid and vain.

Jack wrote:The only strippers I've ever known were pretty normal and cool girls.

Well, the ones without the cocaine habits were.

Cocaine makes people stupid and vain.

Yeah, I am pretty good friends with a few...they rule (and one said she'd do me ...but they do tend to have lots of drama surrounding them and they do have some issues.


Yeah cocaine is stoopid.

Jack wrote:The only strippers I've ever known were pretty normal and cool girls.

Well, the ones without the cocaine habits were.

Cocaine makes people stupid and vain.

There, I must agree... I am speed free!

Hrm.. what to say... Typically when the drama starts on a thread like this I tend to avoid getting involved. However, occasionally I do feel the need to speak my peace.

I am not thin, I DO have curves and (as we have all seen, thanks erin!) breasts. Just because I can't be snapped in half by any strong wind that happens my way.. does NOT make me a PIG.. or COW or any other sort of barn yard animal. There are many wonderful and intelligent women in this group who are curvacious and extremely beautiful. A persons worth is not comprised of their measurements or how many people ask them for their phone number when they go out.

Women spend so much of their time trying to conform to the "thin beautiful model" look. It's not worth it. Personally.. I would rather be just the way I am now than thin.. it's not worth the trouble. I was thin once.. very thin... I was unhappy, unhealthy, and miserable.

I am happy for you that you are proud of your body. That is wonderful for you. However, please do NOT tear down, degrade, or insult the looks of the other people in this group. You will find more beauty at one of the KG functions than you will in ANY, fashion magazine, strip club, or modeling shoot. Be proud that you are a part of that instead of trying to belittle others.


I look forward to seeing what comes about from our pinup callender. I think it will be wonderful! Lets get back on subject.

ok...sure thing.

how much would the calendar be? would it be available onlone or what?

i can help with any photoshopping that needs to be done.

i have a one eared cat...she would be cute in a calendar....

kimmie

Ok guys just two itty bitty things.

1. Please do not insult the way a person types or coummunicates on the board.

2. Please do not insult another person's body.

Well hey to blanket it...please do not insult other people. If you feel differently then they do fine you can even discuss that. But insulting others is a no no ok?

The Stormstress wrote:
As 4 th' bone... it's n every man's pants I dance 4! If fat were more attractive, then I still wouldn't b... it's just lack of self control/esteem and exercise! (or glandular)
As 4 my being an some "idiotic stripper"... I could list my grades, honors, scholarships, and other refinements (thought we could all use a few refinements) if it matters... that's all I did on th' bod thing...it was: #'s... u guys made ur own decisions as 2 what I was/am trying 2 portray.
BTW, since when does a 12 inch difference between chest/hips and waist NOT equate 2 curves?! ... try hourglass,... how's that portrayal?!
R u mad? jealous? horny? 2 thick 2 get it? or half as amused as I by how easily the puppets r playd?!

*yawn*

I wasn't trying to insult you dear..but you are taking the offense...I was just putting out some suggestions for your well being...I never said you were stupid or not curvy. You called us fat "mountain people"....

Mad, jealous? Nope...just happy that my chosen career path will continue to support me as I age...girls with nice bodies are a dime a fucking dozen...

Horny? Always...


As for puppets...who is it that is dancing??

I've been to strip clubs. Strip clubs are fun. I think its great that a woman need nothing but her body to make a few bucks a nite. But grinding a fat old truckers dick is not my idea a fun life, no matter how much money they throw (which isn't that much for your time from what I've heard)...

I've moved a few of the more offending threads off to Administraion. Try not to add to it ok? I"m off to eats.