"Internet fights" are lame... C'mon guys, I wanna see some blood n guts!!! (jk)

John Cheese wrote:

junkie christ wrote:oh great
one of those assholes that says look at my webtraffic!!!!!!!! i must be correct!!!!!

god i expected that and i had it my originial post and snipped it out
damn i wish i wouldnt have now

that doesnt mean your correct, it means you view your page alot
and so do the people that laugh at your blackbelt in fucktard.

ill say it again

people like this thrive for hatemail because they think it makes them elite.

It was a rebuttal to the person who assumed I was trying to gain traffic. You're... kind of an idiot, aren't you? It's ok. I don't blame you for that. It's part of being a goth.

Also, I haven't gotten hatemail on the article. Everyone else on the planet sees the fact that it's a bait article, meant to make cocksuckers like yourself angry for no reason. You assume too much, child.

hate to burst your bubble dipshit
but
a) im not goth
and
b) i'm the person you were making a rebuttal to

this fucking retard cant even read the names in the boxes he quotes

nexttttttttt?
for a real intellegent guy, you sure do fuck up alot.
im bothering to argue with the fuckstick troll anymore
its what he wants, yet hes so eager to look cool he cant even keep the straight who hes defending against.
this reminds me of the rest of the losers from college that couldnt stay off the net long enough to finish their degree.
the babylon 5 shirt guys with masturbatory self important websites that couldnt get fucked to save the species.now im working with my degree and they all still live with mommy and play everquest all day, only sticking their head outta the sand long enough to find more things to cry about......wondering if someone will pop enough of their zits to bleed them to death them before they have to suffer the indignity of their 30th birthday blowing out candles in their moms basement alone........because its still home.

people like this make me wish i was still a drug user, so i could forget ever reading this ASAP.
all his kind are the same, they live for the argument and the chance to seem cool or correct about something.
dont feed the trolls kids.

again the saddest thing, i agree with most of his list.
ahh if only i could go back in time and show his mother the fucktard she was gonna spawn by letting that coked up trucker fuck her without a rubber, he woulda been a blowjob and shit back out where he belongs.
/ignore.

Oh how I love a topic laced with male testosterone.

Seriously guys Nietzsche said it best. And I quote “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.â€

junkie christ wrote:Lots of angry, goth stuff.

Now, now. Don't cry. It'll make your purple mascera run. I don't blame you for being jaw-droppingly stupid. It's in your dark, vampire blood to suck the life out of all that is intelligent and coherent. That's not your fault. It's who you are. I get you, baby. You're "unique."

John Cheese wrote:

junkie christ wrote:Lots of angry, goth stuff.

Now, now. Don't cry. It'll make your purple mascera run. I don't blame you for being jaw-droppingly stupid. It's in your dark, vampire blood to suck the life out of all that is intelligent and coherent. That's not your fault. It's who you are. I get you, baby. You're "unique."

well thats all hes got left kids. which means the score?
junkie 1
fucktard 0

next to go 12 rounds with mohammad junkie?

Damn, I can only imagine how life-or-death this situation would be if you guys actually took it to "the ring" (aka chatroom)... Shit might get so heated that my fucking screen would freeze!!

Francesca wrote:->:roofle:
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I like that chart better than Cheese's

I dunno, Junkie.

Sounds like you got baited by the troll.



Oh, and Cheese: You're in violation of our troll policy. One more personal attack, and you're gone.

junkie christ wrote:

John Cheese wrote:

junkie christ wrote:Lots of angry, goth stuff.

Now, now. Don't cry. It'll make your purple mascera run. I don't blame you for being jaw-droppingly stupid. It's in your dark, vampire blood to suck the life out of all that is intelligent and coherent. That's not your fault. It's who you are. I get you, baby. You're "unique."

well thats all hes got left kids. which means the score?
junkie 1
fucktard 0

next?

Just throw a Dee dee dee and let it go...

Please. My last article did 1.5 million views.

Just to put things in perspective...Dancing with the Stars has millions of viewers...and it's still stupid and completly unentertaining.

Not only that, but there are waaaaaay more overrated bands than Rage...like Widespread Panic.

I'm afraid you people are completely deluded.

I decided to put John's theory to the test. I used my patented shitometer to measure the output of the stated bands and discovered that they are, in fact, shit. When I measured Coldplay it actually caught fire, which is ironic when you think about it.

Anyway, you can't deny science. These bands are objectively shite and anyone who disagrees is either a woman, a gay or a mental and god knows they shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the internet.

lord harris wrote:I'm afraid you people are completely deluded.

I decided to put John's theory to the test. I used my patented shitometer to measure the output of the stated bands and discovered that they are, in fact, shit. When I measured Coldplay it actually caught fire, which is ironic when you think about it.

Anyway, you can't deny science. These bands are objectively shite and anyone who disagrees is either a woman, a gay or a mental and god knows they shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the internet.

What about gay mental women... I mean come on... Indigo Girls....

i like how he keeps making up new user names and posting.
i wonder if we will get another mspaint drawing for the shitometer.

DarkVader wrote:I dunno, Junkie.

Sounds like you got baited by the troll.



Oh, and Cheese: You're in violation of our troll policy. One more personal attack, and you're gone.

damn, thats twice this week Vader has got me.

What I find most hilarious about this all is that "junkie christ" went on and on about how no one should pay attention to John and "not feed the trolls" and blah blah blah look at me i'm so uniquely gothic, yet he/she/it got worked up enough by what John was saying to leave long, frothing, semi-coherent half-rant-half-insults about how he never should have been born, etc., etc. It's like saying "Don't touch the electric fence! See, if you do, this is what hap- AGGGHHHHHHHHHH JESUS FUCK MY ENTIRE BODY!"

I understand your dilemma, forced to cope all your life with a genetically incorrect taste in music, but don't take it out on those fortunate enough to have been born correctly. It's not nice, and you could be using the time to write poetry or drink your own blood or something instead.

actually john with name number 4, i never said look at me at all.
i just stated opinion
same as you did in your article.
oh wait, this opinion was about you and you obviously cant take it like you dish it.

i bet this guy is really not liking being on the reciving end for once.

oh yea, the admin can see your IP address for what i will bet a 6 pack of beer are all user names with the same IP.
when he bans one, doesnt he ban them all?

Seriously, I do all these things that you people do:

- Wear all black
- get pissed about the would we live in
- wish that I could be a vampire
- Like to see women make out with one another

However these are the things that you do that I do not:
- Put any stock into any musician and relate thier songs to my life experiences because noone else will understand
- Believe that all I should do about the south is whine, bitch, moan, and complain instead of move
- Point out others problems in order to avoid my own

NOW.

Here's what I do that you don't:
- I give two shits about music.
- realize that life is only truly horrible when you've given up the fight
- smile
- Noticed that most people who don't believe in god scream for his help (i.e. GOD, JESUS CHRIST!!!1, BLAH)

Also, who gives a shit about any bands from Washington? It's like america's poorly done version of England.

Music is truly relative, there is no way that you can honestly relate to every song that one band has done. I used to think so myself until I realized that I was forcing a life on myself that was not mine but a manufactured one created by marketers in order to sell more shit.

If you refute that point, then I direct you directly to you nearest "Hot Topic" retail chain where you can go goth for less. Don't have the Betty Paige studded belt? Oh you bet your sweet gloomy ass you could get it there.

Smile Dammit.

John, I think you might want to back down on this one. junkie chirst is about one sip of absinthe away from calling down the great lords of Wicca and casting a Dracula spell on you.

I told you not to mess with the goths, John! I told you!

I can tell you all right now that John Cheese's study into subjectivity was unbiased and checked by several independent sources who were not John Cheese, such as myself. I know that the truth can be hard to hear- as it was hard for the atheists to hear when it was proved beyond all doubt that the Lord is our one true God- but a real man will accept the truth and try to live his life as best he can with this new knowledge.

I have an example for you: as a child, I took part in a music class. After my audition (an hour long recital of various Wu-Tang Clan classics) the teacher informed me that I was not a good singer and would not improve easily. Did I tell her that all taste is subjective? Did I whine and gnash, and stamp my feet because I had been exposed to a colder, harsher world? No, I did not. I manned up right there and then and I smacked that bitch silly. And I suggest you all do the same.

Fuuuck... stop churning out the faux new people names, I think it's been sucked completely dry already...

10 MOST OVERRATED BANDS

1) Limp Bizkit (I predict one day Fred Durst will be mutilated beyond recognition)
2) N Sync, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees
3) Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Pink, Shakira, Jessica Simpson (sure, a few of them are fucking hot, but i'd need a roll of ducttape before hopping into bed with any of them...)
4) Green Day, Blink 182
5) Gwen Stefani
6) My Chemical Romance, or any emo band for that matter...
7) any dumbfuck that was on American Idol and somehow managed to get a recording contract
8.) Beyonce (once again, ducttape...)
9) Nickelback
10) Matchbox 20

Yeah, that's more than 10, but fuck it... mostly composed of pop music/bands/singers that I absolutely despise and avoid turning on the tv for fear of having the shit seep into my fucking ears and gradually dissolve my brain...

Wow. Misogyny, vanity, and immature name-calling all in one thread. Can this get any more amusing?

Keep up the good work boys

Of course the standard of the misinformed is to spout utter stupidity without checking the facts.

Fact 1: Only 20% of the people on this board are actually "goth" and probably less then 1% of those wish they could be a vampire. Iif you don't know what goth is, you shouldn't even begin to presume.

Fact 2: Junkie Christ is definitely not goth.

Fact 3: Junkie Christ knows more about music, having wriiten, composed, played, mixed, DJ'ed, promoted and hung out/drunk under the table/beat the shit out of with more musicians then you can count even if you opened your mouth looked in a mirror and added those three teeth.

Fact 4: Junkie Christ is a christian

Fact 5: Having to create so many different log-ins to whine and bitch about how "superior" you and your opinions are to the rest of society just shows that you really should stop downloading music off the net from your parent's basement, pull your head out of your pimply ass and get a fucking life.

And dat's the facts, Jack