scarecrow wrote:will KF ever get smileys?

that is all in the hands of our [hairball] loving admin.
no really, its up to the admin and whenever he gets the time.....
keep PMing him and gradually yes....
but the fact WE have more chat traffic at night than KG usually......
well thats helping id hope.

satanskitten wrote:what are cats looking at when they just sit there and stare?

I think they see little green faeries dancin' around.

Buttercup wrote:

satanskitten wrote:what are cats looking at when they just sit there and stare?

I think they see little green faeries dancin' around.

:blink: green faeries... speaking of which...... RRRRRRIIIIIIICCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scarecrow wrote::bump:

:junkie quitely smiles with the knoweldge of why this got ed.......:
:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

LMFAO!!!!

Why is it that Pool is such a racist game.....(i.e. the white ball knocking all the "colored" balls off the field and winning by dropping the black one?)

scarecrow wrote:LMFAO!!!!

Why is it that Pool is such a racist game.....(i.e. the white ball knocking all the "colored" balls off the field and winning by dropping the black one?)

haha.......
because the man is keepin everyone down.
but in a way its racist to white people......
you beat on the white ball all day and make sure to show respect to the black ball by making it stay thru the entire game.... then its the last one in, showing that you can never succeed without the black powa....... and as soon as the black ball is sank, the table is refilled. your never allowed to just have the cue ball on the table.....

LMFAO!!!!!

Which came first: The alcohol, or the drunk?

Why is masturbation such a taboo in modern society?

Why is it that humans in general are so bloody likely to become addicted, whether it be to substance or experience?

iblis wrote:Which came first: The alcohol, or the drunk?

Why is masturbation such a taboo in modern society?

Why is it that humans in general are so bloody likely to become addicted, whether it be to substance or experience?

the drunk. they just smoked opium before and looked for something that would be more gradual.......
MASTURBATIONis seen as such a horrible thing because EVERYONE MASTURBATES and everyone is afraid to admit that they MASTURBATE. its like they take it as a personal insult just because they MASTURBATe..... people are taught that is is nasty and bad and disgusting but its NOT. it doesnt mean you cant get laid. it just means you felt like getting off. big fucking deal. the funny thing is that its mostly the christian moral majority (of which theres not one real chirstian in the bunch in my opinion) that says MASTURBATION is wrong but then they say dont have sex. you do one or the other if not both... all mammals MASTURBATE..... its what happens when you misread scripture....You start saying its bad to have orgasms unless your married. thats NOWHERE ive seen in the bible.....masturbating seems to GET RID of the lust in the eyes of most of the weirdos i know.....scripture=STORIES TO HELP GUIDE YOU.... not literals.........
addiction: humans are addictive. humans are always looking for something to enhance them. to make them more than they are. to escape from something. to run away. to make everything ok. they like to find a safe zone. a universal "its ok spot". people get hooked on people, drugs, sex, skydiving, self mutie all for the same reasons. to be different.to escape. to do this. to do that. the bottom line is noone really knows how to evaluate whats important to them anymore. noone knows how to say this is good and this is bad but ive got this or maybe i dont need anything at all. so they become addictive. [puts out cig].

junkie christ wrote:MASTURBATION..... its what happens when you misread scripture. they are STORIES TO HELP GUIDE YOU....

too fucking funny. Yeah, it's out of context and slightly edited. But it's what leaped out at me as I was skimming.

div wrote:

junkie christ wrote:MASTURBATION..... its what happens when you misread scripture. they are STORIES TO HELP GUIDE YOU....

too fucking funny. Yeah, it's out of context and slightly edited. But it's what leaped out at me as I was skimming.

i just noticed i deleted the first part of that sentence...haha
its fixed now.

Very good answers to all. Especially the masturbation question, which has to be the oddest social stigma I've encountered as of yet.

iblis wrote:Very good answers to all. Especially the masturbation question, which has to be the oddest social stigma I've encountered as of yet.

anytime.....
NOW FEED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! er questions of course

How far out to sea do seagulls fly?

Which animal has the longest orgasm?

Does anyone care?

iblis wrote:
Which animal has the longest orgasm?

Not to reign On JC's INFINITE wisdom but I can awnser this.....not form experience.....I read once on a joke in Playboy that Pigs have the Longest orgasm.....so I looked it up...and its true.,.....reincarnation as a pig doesnt seem quite so harsh now does it

scarecrow wrote:

iblis wrote:
Which animal has the longest orgasm?

Not to reign On JC's INFINITE wisdom but I can awnser this.....not form experience.....I read once on a joke in Playboy that Pigs have the Longest orgasm.....so I looked it up...and its true.,.....reincarnation as a pig doesnt seem quite so harsh now does it

Now that you mention it...

scarecrow wrote:

iblis wrote:
Which animal has the longest orgasm?

Not to reign On JC's INFINITE wisdom but I can awnser this.....not form experience.....I read once on a joke in Playboy that Pigs have the Longest orgasm.....so I looked it up...and its true.,.....reincarnation as a pig doesnt seem quite so harsh now does it

And how long is it, exactly?

iblis wrote:

scarecrow wrote:

iblis wrote:
Which animal has the longest orgasm?

Not to reign On JC's INFINITE wisdom but I can awnser this.....not form experience.....I read once on a joke in Playboy that Pigs have the Longest orgasm.....so I looked it up...and its true.,.....reincarnation as a pig doesnt seem quite so harsh now does it

And how long is it, exactly?

30 minutes