white_darkness wrote:Yes, it is enjoyable (quite!) but how is it a quantum energy?


Hmmm...

how long would it take to climb Mt. Everest using Maynard James Keenan's dick to measure the incremental steps that are your only option for advancement up said mountain?

*6 inches at a climb with Maynard's Dick...* LOL.. I Couldn't resist...

Exactly...though i realized I didn't give a requirement of Maynard's dicks per hour speed.

So I'll change that one to how far would you travel climbing Mt. Everest if measured in Maynard's dick length?

I couldn't resist dropping it in.

And exhaustion does not pay.

Nemesis wrote:

white_darkness wrote:Yes, it is enjoyable (quite!) but how is it a quantum energy?


Hmmm...

how long would it take to climb Mt. Everest using Maynard James Keenan's dick to measure the incremental steps that are your only option for advancement up said mountain?

*6 inches at a climb with Maynard's Dick...* LOL.. I Couldn't resist...

amen brother.

what nitwit thought up the english measurement system? and why wasn't he shot or stoned (whatever) for making something so hard to remember?

white_darkness wrote:Exactly...though i realized I didn't give a requirement of Maynard's dicks per hour speed.
So I'll change that one to how far would you travel climbing Mt. Everest if measured in Maynard's dick length?
I couldn't resist dropping it in.
And exhaustion does not pay.

quantum freakin engergy dude. go experiment more.
ill just give your the formula.......
12 inches in a foot.
the exact height of mt everest is unknown and argued.
the minimal height is agreed at 24,000 ft.
12 inches in a foot. maynards dick is 6 inches.
288,000 inches in the minimal height of everest.
double that for the length of maynards dick....
576,000 maynards dicks in mount everest, minimal height.

white_darkness wrote:what nitwit thought up the english measurement system? and why wasn't he shot or stoned (whatever) for making something so hard to remember?

heres the closest thing i can find.....click me
and even that doesnt exactly help.....
cant be really hit on someones head,,, but im sure they are burning in the hotest corner of hell

Okay, I've had some sleep. Now to get weird.

What's the next prime number after 97?

Is there a direct connection between a black hole's apparent surface area and the 2nd law of thermodynamics?


Anal sex or a blowjob?

Nemesis wrote:

white_darkness wrote:Anal Sex is a quantum energy? How is this so?

I don't know about it being Quantum Energy... But man is it fun, huh...? Who's with me? LoL

Yes, most of us agree that Anal Sex is fun and I can even see the quantum energy aspect (especially if it's done right )

BUT! why is it that when I leave you alone Mr Nemesis that you talk about butt sex?
What is this phenomonon that causes men, when left alone to talk amongst themselves that the converstion reverts to anal sex?

Were do my socks go when i put them in the dryer?

which alien species developed velcro?

why do i want to burn stuff??

white_darkness wrote:Okay, I've had some sleep. Now to get weird.
What's the next prime number after 97?
Is there a direct connection between a black hole's apparent surface area and the 2nd law of thermodynamics?
Anal sex or a blowjob?

heres the next 6..... 101 103 107 109 113 127
never ask a computer science majpr a question on math theory....
you want some algorythms too? j/k.
Black holes- well i found equal measure debate on that.... i think the best way to solve this is to ask my ex-fiancee is she can still change the planets orbit if she does a split..... now THATS a black hole......
and lastly, anal sex. you didnt even have to ask that. loll.

What's the only card I need?

And have you noticed that we're the only ones on this thread now really besides Nemesis?

Pharinet wrote:

Nemesis wrote:

white_darkness wrote:Anal Sex is a quantum energy? How is this so?

I don't know about it being Quantum Energy... But man is it fun, huh...? Who's with me? LoL

Yes, most of us agree that Anal Sex is fun and I can even see the quantum energy aspect (especially if it's done right )
BUT! why is it that when I leave you alone Mr Nemesis that you talk about butt sex?
What is this phenomonon that causes men, when left alone to talk amongst themselves that the converstion reverts to anal sex?

Umm glad you agreed with the quantum theory, , one day people who share this idea will control the world with the quantum energy weve made...
when you leave me and mr nem alone we talk about buttsex? no.... thats just the only thing we admit to talking about....... the rest is what should scare small children and virgins......esp anal virgins.......
and the phenomonon in question is we are constantly wondering why women think its such a bad thing (obviously have only had bad experiences with uneducated morons that screwed it up for others......)... many of us want equal treatment to all sexual forms.... thats where i fall.... but on the other hand remember at ALL TIMES ITS FUNNY AS HELL.
think of how much the anal sex cracks in this thread has made people chuckle...... point proven. thats why they are here.
next!

briarus wrote:Were do my socks go when i put them in the dryer?

which alien species developed velcro?

why do i want to burn stuff??

the sock gnomes steal you socks for their sick sexual practices......
the xenomorphs from the aliens flicks also created velcro...... strange huh?
you want to burn stuff because fire is so damn pretty....

white_darkness wrote:What's the only card I need?
And have you noticed that we're the only ones on this thread now really besides Nemesis?

the only card you need is the idiot card (how do you keep an idiot entertained on both sides...... keep flipping it over) and you soak it in LSD and hand it to police for fun for hours and hours.......
yea, you, me, and nem are keeping this alive but its boosting all of our posts and some other people post here too so........ lets continue....
HEHEHEEH

I read the thread atleast and I post occasionally.

Why are all men scared of relationships?

Why is it that I still eat Krystals even though they are nasty?

MahoganyDawn wrote:I read the thread atleast and I post occasionally.

Why are all men scared of relationships?

Why is it that I still eat Krystals even though they are nasty?

THANKS 4 YOUR SUPPORT! lol.
all men are scared of relationships because 90% ofwomen are the spawn of evil and continually make our lives a living hell to the point when we do meet someone thats not like a spawn of evil, we are so afraid to be proven wrong and the woman still be a spawn of evil we get scared.......
make sense? no? junk-E-bonics.....
you eat krystals because they are cheap and theres small amounts of an orally taken crack in it and your addicted to it.....
krystal krack...... krystal krack baby........ we could make an Oi-punk song outta that...........
fuck yea.....

So how are non-satanic girls supposed to get dates?

why am I sitting here eating a cupcake?
what the bloody hell is wrong with me?
why do people suck so hard, and not in the good way?
do these pants make my butt look big?
Am I the only person here who understands the joy of allowing nothing to interfere with the happiness of being one's self?

MahoganyDawn wrote:So how are non-satanic girls supposed to get dates?

YOU DONT.
Or you date christians.......
or you drop guys favorite come one line,
yes i want you to stick it in there........ j/k.
the bottom line is there isnt a guy on earth that likes gerls that wont go batshit when he meets an evil, out going, hell cat woman...... (god knows i do.....)
girls get all satanic, guys wanna sell their souls. its a pretty ingenious setup..... give a gerl some horns and some vinyl..... all bets are off......
but this type of woman is really the minority of minorities.......
soo...... you just combat it using the tools youve got. youll probably win too, that type of woman never stays around long EVER. just dont go for guys that dig that type of woman. find some men with less baggage that dont like abuse.
good luck doing that one...... MWAHMWAHMWAHHAHAAHHAA.

Imp wrote:why am I sitting here eating a cupcake?
what the bloody hell is wrong with me?
why do people suck so hard, and not in the good way?
do these pants make my butt look big?
Am I the only person here who understands the joy of allowing nothing to interfere with the happiness of being one's self?

because cupcakes are yummy. MMMMMM cupcake, HEY YOU! READING THIS THREAD! DONT YOU WANT A FREAKIN CUPCAKE!!!!!!
whats wrong with you? um..... that could be its own thread.......
those pants dont make your butt look big. but they do however, make my butt look square. my butt just doesnt compare..... lol.
people suck because...... see the existence post a few entries back.
no repeat answers here......hehe.
and no your not the only person who gets it, theres just not enough of *us* in the world to change shit. see the existence thread again. really you should read that with those 2 questions in mind.........
thx again impy!
MWAH!