1 very happy Nexxus23 who got
4 more iris bulbs and
2 extra packages of sunflower seeds to plant in the
3 gardens she has planned and also
1 bag of cement,
1 bag of vermiculite, and
1 bag of peat moss to make hypertufa for at least
4 months!!!

*fah*... I'm so damn domestic I frighten myself...

45 minutes till closing time
1 more day till I have a week off from my shop *sigh*

7,000 dollars worth of damage to my car!
2- more weeks I have to wait to have it back!
I could have bought, another used car for that much money!
????? Estimating how many years, it will take me to pay off the amount used to fix this, EVIL car.

Still, pondering!

1 very bored LadyIvanna because
1 hubby gone to the coffee shop with
1 midget son because of
3 midget girls running through the house.
2 pm's from Jay
1 income tax return received
Lots of bills paid off with money left to play with! WooHoo!

1 very bored Shadow, because of 1 nasty headache that did not allow me to go to the coffee house.
1 pity party for 1

609 one dollar bills that I have to give to the IRS.

jerks



heh wonder if i would get into trouble for sending 609 $1 checks?
:p

blindboy wrote:609 one dollar bills that I have to give to the IRS.

jerks



heh wonder if i would get into trouble for sending 609 $1 checks?
:p

1derfully bad idea. You should do it.

Multiple orgasms...

he he he...


TMI? bite me..lol

1 broke happy little bear looking forward to spending time with friends and acting silly at 80's night!!!!!
2 many hours to have to wait!!
1 new forum at Mata's other side!!!
*giggles and skips away*
~bear

Q: How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None.
Lutherans don't believe in change.




Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it to change a light bulb?

A: Three.
One to change the lightbulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb.


Q: How many unitarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement:
"We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence."


Q: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred and nine.
Seven on the Lightbulb Task Force Sub-committee, who report to the twelve on the Lightbulb Task Force, appointed by the fifteen on the Trustee Board. Their recommendation is reviewed by the Finance Executive Committee of five, who place it on the agenda of the eighteen-member Finance Committee. If they approve, they bring a motion to the twenty-seven Member church Board, who appoint another twelve-member review committee. If they recommend that the Church Board proceed, a resolution is brought to the Congregational Business Meeting. They appoint another eight-member review committee. If their report to the next Congregational Business Meeting supports the changing of a lightbulb, and the Congregation votes in favor, the responsibility to carry out the lightbulb change is passed on to the Trustee Board, who in turn appoint a seven-member committee to find the best price in new lightbulbs. Their recommendation of which hardware is the best buy must then be reviewed by the twenty-three-member Ethics Committee to make certain that this hardware store has no connection to Disneyland. They report back to the Trustee Board who then commissions the Trustee in charge of the Janitor to ask him to make the change. By then the janitor discovers that one more lightbulb has burned out.




Hey hey hey, multiple doesn't fit the numerical scheme here!

I had multiple once. . . it was really wierd.

EvilVegan wrote:
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Hey hey hey, multiple doesn't fit the numerical scheme here!

I had multiple once. . . it was really wierd.

What about all the orgasms? Could Buttercup have 'all the orgasm?'

All the... is a highly scientific numeration for the highest number in any given catagory.

Like if you had a 6 pack of beers and drank "all the beers" you would have in fact drank 6 beers. Or if you had $all, then you in fact have all the dollars, there is no American currency cause you literally have it all.

1 creaprob hitting that engineering humor too hard.
ALL the readers confuse at what exactly 'engineering humor' is.

1 geek, who is about to go to bed.

91 - the percentage of correct answers I had on my Novell Netware 5.1 Advanced Administration test

1 - slightly ill Diddimus (damn sore throat & coughing)

2 - days until Asylum

1 person who isn't sick anymore. ha-ha.
2 cups of coffee today. i hate you all.
10 more minutes left on my lunch break.
1,000,001 more nasty diddies that i've found to share with the rest of the world. and counting.

1 hostile sick woman.

2 - minutes until break time at school

1 - o'clock, the time I will leave school today

9 - o'clock, the time I will leave work today

1 - o'clock, the time I will leave Asylum tonight to get some sleep
In Theory anyway

2.5 hours until the
3rd interview of my life
12-ish people with their fingers crossed for me
5 years since my last math class
3 days my car has been in the shop waiting for a diagnostic
1 rather nervous Imp

1 JaZilla getting ready to go to Asylum. I'm not going, but JaZilla is...

1 iblis who is drinking a magic elixer that promises to cure his cold.
2 ssh sessions are open right now on his machine.
3 people have already joined the rabid space monkey clan. if you're a monkey, you should, too. fecal olympics rule!

make that 4! hahahaha, we are growing like bob dole's old, flacid penis after a dose of viagra.