Top 10 most overrated bands

[Professor Guy Smithwick]

10 MOST OVERRATED BANDS

1) Limp Bizkit (I predict one day Fred Durst will be mutilated beyond recognition)
2) N Sync, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees
3) Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Pink, Shakira, Jessica Simpson (sure, a few of them are fucking hot, but i'd need a roll of ducttape before hopping into bed with any of them...)
4) Green Day, Blink 182
5) Gwen Stefani
6) My Chemical Romance, or any emo band for that matter...
7) any dumbfuck that was on American Idol and somehow managed to get a recording contract
8.) Beyonce (once again, ducttape...)
9) Nickelback
10) Matchbox 20

Close, but you've got quite a few wrong there. You see, John Cheese has already compiled a list of the most overrated bands. You can find it right here:

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/joh ... rrated.htm

Any list of overrated bands that deviates from this is clearly flawed.

[Ward 5]

This must be the worst Internet dating service ever

[Professor Guy Smithwick]

Of course the standard of the misinformed is to spout utter stupidity without checking the facts.

Fact 1: Only 20% of the people on this board are actually "goth" and probably less then 1% of those wish they could be a vampire. Iif you don't know what goth is, you shouldn't even begin to presume.

Fact 2: JC is definitely not goth.

Fact 3: JC knows more about music, having wriiten, composed, played, mixed, DJ'ed, promoted and hung out/drunk under the table/beat the shit out of with more musicians then you can count even if you opened your mouth looked in a mirror and added those three teeth.

Fact 4: JC is a christian

Fact 5: Having to create so many different log-ins to whine and bitch about how "superior" you and your opinions are to the rest of society just shows that you really should stop downloading music off the net from your parent's basement, pull your head out of your pimply ass and get a fucking life.

And dat's the facts, Jack

I completely agree with you. John Cheese (JC) is definitely not goth. He hates them, and rightly so. John Cheese has written many songs, kicked many asses, and his Christianity is well known. we see eye to eye on this. Thank you for backing me up.

junkie christ, how ever, is a goth, has never actually listened to music, worships trees, and can't even come to terms with the simple fact that music is not subjective.

[Totally Not John Cheese]

Fact 5: Having to create so many different log-ins to whine and bitch about how "superior" you and your opinions are to the rest of society[/b]

I fear you have misunderstood. These "different log-ins" are supporters of Mr. Cheese's article and, consequently, his philosophy in general. I think it would be fair to say that, in a metaphorical sense, we all are John Cheese, since we follow his thoughts and beliefs to the letter.

I hope I have helped you in "getting up" to speed, "The Fallen"

[junkie christ]

alright dimfuck.
to clarify

a) im not goth i just post here, fuck hot topic, the music sucks, and vampires are annoying

b) your invalid opinions remain because you have no alternative to offer. im sure you believe you are making some contribution in someway, lets see it. i know i have a resume (not meant as a figure of speech, i actually have one) of work in music recording, spoken word, standup, ect. at least when i make an opinion, i try to use it to contribute instead of waste net space.

and c) your sig in the last one i think is the last personal attack needed to ban you finally. the i better back off asshole thing.


baseless insults look even dumber in the relfection of reality.

ask around, posting threats like you better back off just makes you look retarded. i better back off or what? youll angerly fucking blog bout me?ive never met anyone on earth follow up a netthreat.hide behind your screen fucktard. a cowards tool for people who cant hack it in the real world.people like you.

your not funny, your website is rehashes of others peoples material, and your a fuckwad.
i called you out, obviously youve heard it in life before
deal with it.

give me 10 bands you do recommend then eh? oh wait, if people told you they suck, it would crush you
and yea, most of your list did suck, its you yourself who are a fuckstain. not the list.

im done with this, what a waste of a day off work.

making more screen names to support yourself makes you look more pathetic

this is JC, signing off
god im embarassed to share the same initals as this inbred condom bust

i think that comment about he needing to be a blowjob so he could be rightfully shit out really got to him.

[Mahalo]

Fact 5: Having to create so many different log-ins to whine and bitch about how "superior" you and your opinions are to the rest of society[/b]

I fear you have misunderstood. These "different log-ins" are supporters of Mr. Cheese's article and, consequently, his philosophy in general. I think it would be fair to say that, in a metaphorical sense, we all are John Cheese, since we follow his thoughts and beliefs to the letter.

I hope I have helped you in "getting up" to speed, "The Fallen"

Also, as John Cheese has repeatedly stated, the article is not an opinion. It is the culmination of a large scientific project spanning many years and involving many experiments with beakers, and totally grounded in facts.

[Totally Not John Cheese]

I'm sorry about my sig. It was a rebuttal to the frankly inappropriately-phrased advice about my alcoholism in yours. I hope you don't get banned for offending me.

[junkie christ]

Fact 5: Having to create so many different log-ins to whine and bitch about how "superior" you and your opinions are to the rest of society[/b]

I fear you have misunderstood. These "different log-ins" are supporters of Mr. Cheese's article and, consequently, his philosophy in general. I think it would be fair to say that, in a metaphorical sense, we all are John Cheese, since we follow his thoughts and beliefs to the letter.

I hope I have helped you in "getting up" to speed, "The Fallen"

Also, as John Cheese has repeatedly stated, the article is not an opinion. It is the culmination of a large scientific project spanning many years and involving many experiments with beakers, and totally grounded in facts.

complete with ms-paint graphs!

goddamn man. this is worse than when letterman just retells that big ass ham joke hoping it gets funny magicly.
christ.

[The Fallen]

Of course the standard of the misinformed is to spout utter stupidity without checking the facts.

Fact 1: Only 20% of the people on this board are actually "goth" and probably less then 1% of those wish they could be a vampire. Iif you don't know what goth is, you shouldn't even begin to presume.

Fact 2: JC is definitely not goth.

Fact 3: JC knows more about music, having wriiten, composed, played, mixed, DJ'ed, promoted and hung out/drunk under the table/beat the shit out of with more musicians then you can count even if you opened your mouth looked in a mirror and added those three teeth.

Fact 4: JC is a christian

Fact 5: Having to create so many different log-ins to whine and bitch about how "superior" you and your opinions are to the rest of society just shows that you really should stop downloading music off the net from your parent's basement, pull your head out of your pimply ass and get a fucking life.

And dat's the facts, Jack

I completely agree with you. John Cheese (JC) is definitely not goth. He hates them, and rightly so. John Cheese has written many songs, kicked many asses, and his Christianity is well known. we see eye to eye on this. Thank you for backing me up.

junkie christ, how ever, is a goth, has never actually listened to music, worships trees, and can't even come to terms with the simple fact that music is not subjective.

That's pretty pathetic , like'd I'd refer to this "John Cheese" in any other way but asstard. I think its time this thread was locked

[junkie christ]

I'm sorry about my sig. It was a rebuttal to the frankly inappropriately-phrased advice about my alcoholism in yours. I hope you don't get banned for offending me.

i never made a joke about you drinking
i recommended your mom should have made you a blow job so and shit you out.
big difference.

[todger]

alright dimfuck.
to clarify

a) im not goth i just post here, fuck hot topic, the music sucks, and vampires are annoying

b) your invalid opinions remain because you have no alternative to offer. im sure you believe you are making some contribution in someway, lets see it. i know i have a resume (not meant as a figure of speech, i actually have one) of work in music recording, spoken word, standup, ect. at least when i make an opinion, i try to use it to contribute instead of waste net space.

and c) your sig in the last one i think is the last personal attack needed to ban you finally.


baseless insults look even dumber in the relfection of reality.

ask around, posting threats like you better back off just makes you look retarded. i better back off or what? youll angerly fucking blog bout me?ive never met anyone on earth follow up a netthreat.hide behind your screen fucktard. a cowards tool for people who cant hack it in the real world.people like you.

your not funny, your website is rehashes of others peoples material, and your a fuckwad.
i called you out, obviously youve heard it in life before
deal with it.

give me 10 bands you do recommend then eh? oh wait, if people told you they suck, it would crush you
and yea, most of your list did suck, its you yourself who are a fuckstain. not the list.

im done with this, what a waste of a day off work.

Oh shit, John! He called you out! He called you out OVER THE INTERNET! Better watch out or the entire Eastern Tennessee Gothic population might collectively get medieval on your ass!

And it's going to be so hilarious when you ask the admin for the IP addresses and realize that we actually all are different people, then try to make some excuse about it anyway. I'd take you up on that offer of beer, but since I doubt in real life you'd have the arm strength to lift the six pack, I'll let it go.

[junkie christ]

what did he bring the entire everquest guild with him?
goddamn
my bad

[Professor Guy Smithwick]

alright dimfuck.
to clarify

a) im not goth i just post here, fuck hot topic, the music sucks, and vampires are annoying

b) your invalid opinions remain because you have no alternative to offer. im sure you believe you are making some contribution in someway, lets see it. i know i have a resume (not meant as a figure of speech, i actually have one) of work in music recording, spoken word, standup, ect. at least when i make an opinion, i try to use it to contribute instead of waste net space.

and c) your sig in the last one i think is the last personal attack needed to ban you finally. the i better back off asshole thing.


baseless insults look even dumber in the relfection of reality.

ask around, posting threats like you better back off just makes you look retarded. i better back off or what? youll angerly fucking blog bout me?ive never met anyone on earth follow up a netthreat.hide behind your screen fucktard. a cowards tool for people who cant hack it in the real world.people like you.

your not funny, your website is rehashes of others peoples material, and your a fuckwad.
i called you out, obviously youve heard it in life before
deal with it.

give me 10 bands you do recommend then eh? oh wait, if people told you they suck, it would crush you
and yea, most of your list did suck, its you yourself who are a fuckstain. not the list.

im done with this, what a waste of a day off work.

making more screen names to support yourself makes you look more pathetic

this is JC, signing off
god im embarassed to share the same initals as this inbred condom bust

i think that comment about he needing to be a blowjob so he could be rightfully shit out really got to him.

You forgot to include your current mood and current music. I'll do it for you:

current mood: >: ( Angry

current music: Linkin Park - Crawling

[todger]

i recommend your mom should have made you a blow job so and shit you out.

That sentence doesn't actually mean anything in English. Just so you know.

[junkie christ]

i recommend your mom should have made you a blow job so and shit you out.

That sentence doesn't actually mean anything in English. Just so you know.

corrected.
why thanks pretty.

[Mahalo]

I'm sorry about my sig. It was a rebuttal to the frankly inappropriately-phrased advice about my alcoholism in yours. I hope you don't get banned for offending me.

i never made a joke about you drinking
i recommend your mom should have made you a blow job so and shit you out.
big difference.

I don't understand how this is relevant to the discussion. Although the topic of "transforming a man into a sexual activity" may be an interesting topic for another thread, out of respect for KnoxGothic.com and their board, I think we should keep all posts relevant to the 10 Most Overrated Bands.

[Totally Not John Cheese]

junkie christ, PLEASE stop using such intentionally bad grammar. I, like all followers of John Cheese, feel a queasy urge and desparate sadness when I see things incorrect. Let's debate the facts and not use personal attacks, eh?

[Professor Guy Smithwick]

Of course the standard of the misinformed is to spout utter stupidity without checking the facts.

Fact 1: Only 20% of the people on this board are actually "goth" and probably less then 1% of those wish they could be a vampire. Iif you don't know what goth is, you shouldn't even begin to presume.

Fact 2: JC is definitely not goth.

Fact 3: JC knows more about music, having wriiten, composed, played, mixed, DJ'ed, promoted and hung out/drunk under the table/beat the shit out of with more musicians then you can count even if you opened your mouth looked in a mirror and added those three teeth.

Fact 4: JC is a christian

Fact 5: Having to create so many different log-ins to whine and bitch about how "superior" you and your opinions are to the rest of society just shows that you really should stop downloading music off the net from your parent's basement, pull your head out of your pimply ass and get a fucking life.

And dat's the facts, Jack

I completely agree with you. John Cheese (JC) is definitely not goth. He hates them, and rightly so. John Cheese has written many songs, kicked many asses, and his Christianity is well known. we see eye to eye on this. Thank you for backing me up.

junkie christ, how ever, is a goth, has never actually listened to music, worships trees, and can't even come to terms with the simple fact that music is not subjective.

That's pretty pathetic , like'd I'd refer to this "John Cheese" in any other way but asstard. I think its time this thread was locked

You were just singing his praises a few minutes ago! It says so right there in your post!

Fact 3: JC knows more about music, having wriiten, composed, played, mixed, DJ'ed, promoted and hung out/drunk under the table/beat the shit out of with more musicians then you can count even if you opened your mouth looked in a mirror and added those three teeth.

Ha! Who's the asstard now?

[todger]

You're welcome. I've made it my life's mission to teach the mentally disabled to read and write. It's just the kind of person I am.

[junkie christ]

junkie christ, PLEASE stop using such intentionally bad grammar. I, like all followers of John Cheese, feel a queasy urge and desparate sadness when I see things incorrect. Let's debate the facts and not use personal attacks, eh?

weve given facts
wheres yours
this from a man with a threat to me as his sig.

You need to back off, asshole.

isnt it?