Random Junkie Christ Thread

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:50 pm

Reverend_ Hate wrote:Questions to the Junkie Messiah

1.Why do small animals insist on running in front of my car?
2.Why didn't I get a prize for being 500th user?
3.Vodka or whiskey?
4.Smoking or non smoking?

1 because they need to die
2 because we are broke ass gothies
3 you buying? whiskey. vodka is my second fav drink because it makes me crazier than hell.
4 ultrasmoking. and smoking pot should be required by law, let alone legal....

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 8:17 pm

JC: How did you get so unbelievably knowledgable?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:41 pm

Logic wrote:JC: How did you get so unbelievably knowledgable?

years of being wasted by myself has given me amazing insight into the world im not welcome in.
but lately..... BEER

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:27 am

That seems to have worked for me so far.

Reverend_ Hate · Post by **Reverend_ Hate** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:52 am

junkie christ wrote:
Reverend_ Hate wrote:Questions to the Junkie Messiah

1.Why do small animals insist on running in front of my car?
2.Why didn't I get a prize for being 500th user?
3.Vodka or whiskey?
4.Smoking or non smoking?

1 because they need to die
2 because we are broke ass gothies
3 you buying? whiskey. vodka is my second fav drink because it makes me crazier than hell.
4 ultrasmoking. and smoking pot should be required by law, let alone legal....

1.I'm beginning to believe that my car is some animal deity's method of divine punishment.
2.Oh well,it was worth a try...
3.Vodka has the same affect on me,so of course I love it.
4.I utterly agree with you,they should put THC in the fucking water supply.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 2:52 pm

Questions for the Junkie...

1. Exactly how much wood could a wood chuck ckuck? And Why the hell is he chucking wood and at whom is he chucking wood at?

2. If 9 out of 10 people recomend something,what is the last one really saying? And why do people tend to ignore the one that disagreed?

3. What (In your opinion) would be the result...of making a human watch Iblis links constantly for 9 hours?

4. The Boss BR-1180 digital Recording studio seems like a damn fine piece of recording equipment. Your opinion?

5. How many mm's can emenem be stuffed with until he explodes?

6. Would you enjoy seeing this?

That's all for now. Thanks as always.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:02 pm

Codeine Coma wrote: 3. What (In your opinion) would be the result...of making a human watch Iblis links constantly for 9 hours?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:42 pm

Codeine Coma wrote:Questions for the Junkie...
1. Exactly how much wood could a wood chuck ckuck? And Why the hell is he chucking wood and at whom is he chucking wood at?

its a trick question. the wood chuck is only chucking wood so it doesnt go on a killing spree. maybe they took his valium away. hes chucking the wood so he doesnt lose it and hes chucking it picturing it as his enemys skull... i think alot of them lose it during the process and jjust keep a chucking.

2. If 9 out of 10 people recomend something,what is the last one really saying? And why do people tend to ignore the one that disagreed?

the last one was on acid. we ignore the guy whos tripping.

3. What (In your opinion) would be the result...of making a human watch Iblis links constantly for 9 hours?

4. The Boss BR-1180 digital Recording studio seems like a damn fine piece of recording equipment. Your opinion?

im saving money on shit to record the hate parade and the gone demos with.. ive looked at that alot. god i wish i could afford that. really. its roland tech. and roland equpiment designed by roland with a boss name tag on it. that should say enough.

5. How many mm's can emenem be stuffed with until he explodes?

if and only if
a = the constant weight of emenem's head
b= the number of m and m's it takes to = a
c= the pressure gradient from having b shoved thru his ears
a^2 *(c/ [1/2] ) = b
b is the answer you seek, no plug and chug the figures

6. Would you enjoy seeing this?

i think that guy is a genious, but id laugh till my head exploded watching that.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 9:35 pm

Thanks for the answers!
The Emenem one will take me another lifetime to figure out.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:05 pm

Codeine Coma wrote::roofle:
Thanks for the answers!
The Emenem one will take me another lifetime to figure out.

better would be what happened if i tried to apply it. i just typed some stuff that looked viable... lol

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 6:28 pm

Question: Will George Dubya be re-elected, and why does his finger smell?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 7:02 pm

iblis wrote:Question: Will George Dubya be re-elected, and why does his finger smell?

Bush's relection lies (no pun intended) in the hands of the board of misinformation (also called the media...) and many more conviently timed miracles will happen to keep him popular so people will ingore his incompetence as president.. one of the worst at domestic affairs of all time and im saying his policies towards the rest of the world will one day be exposed for what they obviously are and we remember the bush family as the bane of american politics...
support dean if you want that asshole out of office, without gore or hillary running neither of the two main democratic "voices of reason"/"families" are going for it.. Dean is the way to go... hes the only democrat with good polices that can carry himself across. you can tell who the man the enemy is most afraid of because they try to defame him the most.....
and his finger smells funny because Cheney keeps telling him if he wants his commands from the legion on androids, machines, and cyborgs that run the right wing (ex. Cheney is a cyborg, Thurman was a android, and Ashcroft is some kinda fucked up terminator).. he must stick his finger up cheneys ass while he rides GWB to give him his daily dose of misinformation. i think that the GWB-Cheney sodomy is the only thing that supports his pacemaker

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 8:12 am

More questions for JC....

1. Whcich of these past world leaders do you consider to be the most "Evil" ?

a. Julius C.
b. Napoleon
c. Hitler
d. None of the above,_____ is a more evil past world leader in my eyes,

2. Which one of those leaders took over or controlled the most land mass's?

3. Which in your opinion was the best strategic?

4. Do you believe that the US has more gun fatalities than any other country,even though thier is less media coverage and documented reports over the matter in other countries?

5. What is your theory about the begining of human existance?

6. If you could go back in time to make one war never happen,which war would that be?

7. Does freedom actual lie in one's self and not the government?

8. In your eyes who does/did more killings...tthe KKK or the Nazi's?

As always thanks for your input and wisdom.

Logic · Post by **Logic** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 8:21 am

JC: Do you think our species will ever see itself to evolve? Or do you see us evolving now? If so, how?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 2:31 pm

Codeine Coma wrote:More questions for JC....

1. Whcich of these past world leaders do you consider to be the most "Evil" ?

a. Julius C.
b. Napoleon
c. Hitler
d. None of the above,_____ is a more evil past world leader in my eyes,

Julius wasnt so much evil as he was blinded by ambition.
Napoleon... well we named the complex he had after him.
Hitler was just nuts. A genious gone horridly wrong and crazy. If people woulda bought his shitty artwork, WW2 wouldnt have happened, but look at how behind our science and medicene and ect ect.... i think hitler was one of those disasters that happen so history has a bar of comparison and at least gained some postitives outta it. but he was one sick twisted evil man.
surprised nero wasnt listed.
i would say when its all been said and done the rebuplican party will be listed in those killers. and before the conservatives bash me, not over Iraq, over their history as a whole.
as it stands... it depends on your requirements for evil. if its just murder, hitler. if its willingness to run your people into fear, Julius. If its how to piss off your entire country by making strange (not bad just strange) judgement calls.. the little man.
Overall evil goes to hitler, but nero,castro, ect.... we could name names all day. the indians say the americans are the great murderer. its a matter of perspective. good question but i dont think it has a definite answer. but i do hate nazis...

2. Which one of those leaders took over or controlled the most land mass's?

of those three? Hitler because of the number of countries in his pocket he controlled. always remember kiddies: if not for winter in russia and Hitlers naiveity... we would ALL be speaking german.

3. Which in your opinion was the best strategic?

Julius is out because his strategy pissed people off enough to kill him....
Napoleon was a strat genius BUT BUT BUT
Hitler damn near took over the world. winter in russia man...

4. Do you believe that the US has more gun fatalities than any other country,even though thier is less media coverage and documented reports over the matter in other countries?

by sheer volume of numbers? yea its possible as hell.
by proportion? we arent even in the top ten.

5. What is your theory about the begining of human existance?

no witty retort, id pull out the old testament. why do i think god created man? well if he created man in his image, maybe he was lonely. i do believe in all the non-KJ texts..........

6. If you could go back in time to make one war never happen,which war would that be?

'nam. i view WW and WW2 as mandatory ills of man. WW1 only because of WW2 reshaped the face of the world and iim too afraid what that world might look like to say it shoulda been undead. i really think some of the other evils brewing might have murdered even more of the world without the progress afterwards, nam was just a waste of time. ive studied it to death over the years.. it was just dumb. the civil war was another mandatory evil.
id also like to have never seen the war on drugs start. only war we fucked up worse than nam. korea was another situation where war was kinda like "huh??". thats second/
and yes i have family that fought in both wars, family that died in nam.

7. Does freedom actual lie in one's self and not the government?

self but only can exist in the self if the government wont kill or jail you for it (or at least if your not caught in those countries it exists)
but true freedom is impossible...... GG Allin is probably as close as it comes to that.

8. In your eyes who does/did more killings...tthe KKK or the Nazi's? As always thanks for your input and wisdom.

more? nazis!! thats not even a valid comparison. whos was more fucked up? the KKK. hands down. at the beginning of the nazi's, most of them were totally ignorant to if hating the jews was a bad idea. towards the end most were just following orders. it was a political brainwash and the people repented QUICKLY afterwards.
the KKK... our domestic nazis in the land of the free? these people were spoonfed equality from day one. and still went out and with the most fucked up views in our nations history. the civil war.. (the KKK post ww2 even had the nazis for example. nothing more ironic than racial murders killing other racist).... and the KKK post it LOOK UP TO HITLER which makes the like partial nazi scum in addition to klan scum. my area has a HIGH concentration of klan members. i used to know the local grand wizards daughter for fucks sake. she went to my high school. so maybe im partial because some of the clan kids used to kick my ass for begin a n***** lover because id get in their face about their dumb shit.

in the words of the dead kennedys "NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF"
i hate all racism, all nazis, all KKK members, all homophobic people, all xenophobic people, all of it. fuck you all, i hope you die.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 2:37 pm

Logic wrote:JC: Do you think our species will ever see itself to evolve? Or do you see us evolving now? If so, how?

the youth of today is the biggest step in evolution ive seen reported since the creation of fire of technology
now more than ever, kids today arent as concerned with hating different people as they are doing SHIT. ive met 16 year olds that can program as well i can. do i like their styles? no. does it beat working in reverse? yea
the old element of stupidity is still there but....... not as much
the groups outside of it seem to be Devoliving into the failed generations of the past.
i think we will see all the negative aspects of conservativism die in our lifetime.
so in that respect, we are moving fwd.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:55 pm

Ok...Imagine this. You are 5 miles away from any kind of warmth,wood,cloth(other than what is on you),shelter....it is snowing,you have just had a snowball fight with Joe Blow and Suzy Suck...you need to roll a ...ummm...Cigerette..yeah.

How many attemps would it take you?

This question was not based on events from earlier tonight

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:57 pm

roll a um... cig?
well ive been smoking for 9 years (cigs and um... cigs) and i usually have a um... pipe so id just use that.
ive never been able to roll for SHIT. lol.

FalseAbsolution · Post by **FalseAbsolution** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:03 am

Junkie you truely are a wise individual... too bad i won't be at the next Sanctus to try to find your ass and talk to you... The statements about hitler i agree with . the man was a genious but he just went a few too many steps off the edge... my personaly opinion he was blined by his own genius when dealing with his perfect race... but you have to admire what he was trying to do, Speed up human evolution and doing the first human genetics programs...

And yeah the Russian Winter was all that stood between him and the world....

And on another note.. I too can't roll worth shit... so i feel your pain... i like smoking out of a pipe better anyway...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:56 am

FalseAbsolution wrote:Junkie you truely are a wise individual... too bad i won't be at the next Sanctus to try to find your ass and talk to you... The statements about hitler i agree with . the man was a genious but he just went a few too many steps off the edge... my personaly opinion he was blined by his own genius when dealing with his perfect race... but you have to admire what he was trying to do, Speed up human evolution and doing the first human genetics programs...
And yeah the Russian Winter was all that stood between him and the world....
And on another note.. I too can't roll worth shit... so i feel your pain... i like smoking out of a pipe better anyway...

haha. thanks alot. i do this thread for shits and giggles but everynow and then i get to crack some actual theory... i live for that.
i definitly appreciate the praise though.... not why i do this type of thing but its always welcome.. and next event your going to make it t, PM me and ill help you with a way to figure out who i am... or just ask around... the_fallen/george usually throws me one or two event sanctus... lol.
till then....