• are there any decent guys?

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 2:16 am**

Help would imply a desire to be as others
FUCK THAT.

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 7:53 am**

ASHES: Some people are just to selfish! Don't let it bring you down, instead... just hire someone to kill him! :twisted:

Move on! Have experiences that you never had the chance to before!

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 9:50 am**

RavenLunatic wrote: Move on! Have experiences that you never had the chance to before!

yea ashes.
take my advice: ANAL
changes everything
ive coached many a people to happier lives all thanks to....
ANAL

:dup:

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 1:01 pm**

Junkie
you and ANAL inspired a very strange conversation between me and my new boyfriend

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 2:34 pm**

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Junkie
you and ANAL inspired a very strange conversation between me and my new boyfriend

thats probably a good thing :dup:

hope i could be of service.

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 9:01 pm**

RavenLunatic wrote:ASHES: Some people are just to selfish! Don't let it bring you down, instead... just hire someone to kill him! Move on! Have experiences that you never had the chance to before!

I just might do both of those things.

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 10:11 pm**

Onibubba wrote: It took the army to really smack a lot of the stupid out of me.

Oh, my... good one. :rofl:

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:05 pm**

NO! Let me tell you why. There will ALWAYS be a catch SOMEWHERE, because of SOMETHING. You can either choose to accept this, or reject it. I'm the queen of getting rid of anyone for whatever reason I can..or I was.

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:07 pm**

gwenhwyfar wrote:i guess my definition of "decent" would be:
*single, without wife or girlfriend
*under the age of 30
*intelligent
*likes a wide variety of music
*likes most animals( i have 2 small dogs)
*not dillusional/crazy( one of my ex's truly believed that i was such a slut that i couldn't even go to walmart to buy tampons without fucking all the cashiers)
*doesn't want to spend ALL his time with me, i do need my own space
*i'm not THAT anal about looks, but if they look like a baboon's ass, i will run the other way
*couteous, to my friends and family, open a door for me once in a while, don't talk down to me, ask before you try to stick it in my ass, etc.
*have their own job, car, and home
*and finally, know what the fuck they want, don't toy with me or string me along, either you want me or you don't

is this really too much to ask for?

Not too much to ask for, but you're narrowing it down to a select few. I'd fall into the above list, but I live w/ my parents, so I'm out.

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2004 3:08 pm**

junkie christ wrote:
RavenLunatic wrote: Move on! Have experiences that you never had the chance to before!

yea ashes.
take my advice: ANAL
changes everything
ive coached many a people to happier lives all thanks to....
ANAL

Preach on brother.

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2004 3:11 pm**

LOL Ashes!

Posted: **Fri Feb 13, 2004 4:05 pm**

Ok ,apparently the first time I posted I looked over jumkie's anal post. *shakes head*

Posted: **Sun Feb 15, 2004 11:57 am**

Coor wrote:Ok ,apparently the first time I posted I looked over jumkie's anal post. *shakes head*

But anal is like, 75% of what he posts about.

This time, in big, bold, red lettering.

How could you miss that?? :shock:

Posted: **Sun Feb 15, 2004 1:09 pm**

I just read the main post, and then the first page.

Posted: **Sun Feb 15, 2004 3:41 pm**

iblis wrote:
Coor wrote:Ok ,apparently the first time I posted I looked over jumkie's anal post. *shakes head*

But anal is like, 75% of what he posts about.

This time, in big, bold, red lettering.

How could you miss that??

if less people missed anal, the world would be a happier place with crowed backdoors and no lines waiting to take life seriously..
how serious can you take life when you go "dude an hour ago i had my dick in my gerlfiends poopchute" or vice versa.
it will save the world.... and fix the quantum energy issue...

Posted: **Sun Feb 15, 2004 3:44 pm**

Posted: **Sun Feb 15, 2004 6:59 pm**

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2004 4:29 am**

yeah I guess there is nothing funnier than chicks who admit "I like to take it in the ass".....or the ever popular "put it in my pooper"

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2004 11:01 am**

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:yeah I guess there is nothing funnier than chicks who admit "I like to take it in the ass".....or the ever popular "put it in my pooper"

if ANYONE ever gets nekkid and says put it in my pooper.... wow. i will have found the perfect woman. lol.

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2004 11:40 am**

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:yeah I guess there is nothing funnier than chicks who admit "I like to take it in the ass".....or the ever popular "put it in my pooper"

you said pooper
anywho I'm a fucking asshole(no pun intended)
but still feel that I'ma good guy so is it possible to be agood guy/asshole?