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Hey JC I think I've entered the outer limits cause its been a week and a half in knox and still no gossip.
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junkie christ wrote:i heard vicious blood has a horsecock


Yeah and I heard you get fucked by it on a regular basis. :P :twisted:
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Clockwork_Golem wrote:Hey JC I think I've entered the outer limits cause its been a week and a half in knox and still no gossip.

enjoy it while it lasts...
the knoxDramatic has big ol fangs for dee drama....
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PS my satanic skull fucking kittens post was not meant to offend those of that faith, but was merely posted to show the small minded ness of other individuals...I dont not belaive satanists skull fuck kittens.....I do..however,no kittens were skull fucked inthe making of the post

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junkie christ wrote:i heard vicious blood has a horsecock

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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:PS my satanic skull fucking kittens post was not meant to offend those of that faith, but was merely posted to show the small minded ness of other individuals...I dont not belaive satanists skull fuck kittens.....I do..however,no kittens were skull fucked inthe making of the post

that is all

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I heard that I was getting married within the year. This is completely untrue!


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junkie christ wrote:
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miz kitty wrote: my right hand man Scarecrow who dresses up as Carmen Miranda......

You made me choke on my own coffee. I will now need much therapy for that visual. :lol:
I think I am supposed to be doing Ft Bragg. And if I am then I should get a freakin medal. I mean Ft. Bragg has the largest population of Military personal in the United States. Thats really takin one for your country.
I guess that could explain why I am tired all the time. :P

does that mean your a walking USO show? :mrgreen:



I'm thinking that if I am doing Ft Bragg walking is the last thing I'm gonna be doing........... :lol:
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Pharinet wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Pharinet wrote:
miz kitty wrote: my right hand man Scarecrow who dresses up as Carmen Miranda......

You made me choke on my own coffee. I will now need much therapy for that visual. :lol:
I think I am supposed to be doing Ft Bragg. And if I am then I should get a freakin medal. I mean Ft. Bragg has the largest population of Military personal in the United States. Thats really takin one for your country.
I guess that could explain why I am tired all the time. :P

does that mean your a walking USO show? :mrgreen:



I'm thinking that if I am doing Ft Bragg walking is the last thing I'm gonna be doing........... :lol:

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i have a pet goat named lucifer that i feed skinned kittens too.
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Appearently I don't attract gossip very well... so... lets just say I have 3 testicles.
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Pssst... I heard that CrimeCore jugglez hiz ballz!
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EXCUSE ME?!?!!?!? Vampire Goddess is the one that juggles my balls...not me.
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junkie christ wrote:
Pharinet wrote:
miz kitty wrote:
my right hand man Scarecrow who dresses up as Carmen Miranda......

You made me choke on my own coffee. I will now need much therapy for that visual.
I think I am supposed to be doing Ft Bragg. And if I am then I should get a freakin medal. I mean Ft. Bragg has the largest population of Military personal in the United States. Thats really takin one for your country.
I guess that could explain why I am tired all the time.

does that mean your a walking USO show?



I'm thinking that if I am doing Ft Bragg walking is the last thing I'm gonna be doing...........
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Ok here's one I just heard and it pissed me off,who's going around saying I am on probation for a violent crime????First of all I'm not on probation for shit,and secondly I'm the least violent person I know.


And just for the record if you wanna say something about me say it to my face.
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Clockwork_Golem wrote:Ok here's one I just heard and it pissed me off,who's going around saying I am on probation for a violent crime????First of all I'm not on probation for shit,and secondly I'm the least violent person I know.


And just for the record if you wanna say something about me say it to my face.

i heard your on probation for taking a dump on the koolaid guy. :lol:
i can stake a guess for how this rumor got started. i doubt its something anyone said, just something thats been altered a little bit everytime the story is told.
i will bump you on that though, your not violent.
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Clockwork_Golem wrote:I'm the least violent person I know..



He's a sweetheart! Whomever said this is just trying to start shit.
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It wasn't me but I bet I know how it got started!!!! :rofl: :poop:
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Clockwork_Golem wrote:Ok here's one I just heard and it pissed me off,who's going around saying I am on probation for a violent crime????First of all I'm not on probation for shit,and secondly I'm the least violent person I know.


And just for the record if you wanna say something about me say it to my face.


:lol: :lol: You violent???!!!!That's some funny shit...for the almost a decade that ive known you Ive done the violence that's why together we are drink fight and fuck I do the drinking and fighting and well you get the rest....so whoever it is should watch out...my boots been itching to find a nice warm arse to stick itself in recently.....
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:It wasn't me but I bet I know how it got started!!!! :rofl: :poop:


How so???? PM me if you gotta clue I'm dieing to know.
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