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Shaggy wrote:Alright...first off I wanna thank junkie and everyone who's posted (this has kept me entertained for the last couple days).
Ok...question time!
Guinness or New Castle?
Why was I up till 9 am today drinking, reading this section of the dumpster, and staring at my friends new nipple piercings?
And lastly, when are you fucking comming to NC to hang out!!!!!???

new castle hand down
guinness is bread you can drink. not a fan
why were you ...allthatshit...? because its more fun than being a republican and nunporn rules
im dating someone in your area now so im there alot. im about to drive down to that area in a few minutes....
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Gah! Guinness is like the only beer that goes good with Jameson and Bailey's. I've tried to substitute, but there's no equal.

So it's my friend. :mrgreen:
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Junkie I didnt know you liked New Castle.....thats my favorite beer! Im takin you to Union Jacks next time you are down this way...they have it on tap
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Junkie I didnt know you liked New Castle.....thats my favorite beer! Im takin you to Union Jacks next time you are down this way...they have it on tap

hell yea!!
ive been to that place for NC on tap before actually... but its been months...
ill get a hold of you...
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Oh great Junkie,lend me your eyes and type a just response to my question...


Is the whole world truely picking on me? Does God/Gods/energy/earth really have nothing better to do? All I want is a fucking shark,I ask why Great Junkie,why does someone not give me a big fucking shark?




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Codeine Coma wrote:Oh great Junkie,lend me your eyes and type a just response to my question...
Is the whole world truely picking on me? Does God/Gods/energy/earth really have nothing better to do? All I want is a fucking shark,I ask why Great Junkie,why does someone not give me a big fucking shark?
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No the whole world isnt. That would involve your antisocial ass leaving the house for them to do it, but if you did noone would remember who you are... :P
God has much better things to do. Its these moron fucking people that call themselves man that are fucked up.
Sharks....for one that was big enough to eat people:: Would require a seaworld size tank, fresh meat to feed daily (we could feed the kindergoths and republicans to em.... :twisted:), then the after the enoromus costs were in place you could start thing about buying a good sized maneater shark... hehe!! weeee
j/k.
now for a serious answer::
you can get small sharks for saltwater tanks.... theres an exotic fish store not far from where i live that sells em...
but i know you want a big human eater...
but if you want a midget sized shark i could go get an estimate for you...
a girl i dated for awhile wanted to be a marine biologist and sharks are the only aquatic animal she wanted as a pet... so when i did my computer programming she would go read her ass off on this type of shit and ramble it to me... so i got my shit rambled to alot about sharks and dolphins...
its really random people keep asking me stuff that triggers random memory in me.
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Codeine, darling, the shark would eat you. I'm too fond of you to have you eaten by a shark, dear. Even if you did give it a cute name & teach it to do tricks. ;)
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*pleading* ... Gr8 Junkie Oracle Christ ... Will I get that new dress I want for Sanctus next month? I promise to be a good girl! ... *on knees praying to the all knowing one* ;)
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nevermind! :D Mah darlin' ol' man just surprised me with it ... and not to mention the shoes no doubt! (well somebody heard mah plea!) Now why can't I get a tank??!! Then instead of ppl learning how to drive they can just get he f**k outta mah way!! :twisted:
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i somehow didnt noticed until youd asked that. sorry... lol. congrats about the outfit i suppose.

the tank question ::
now most people would expect some bullshit about homeland security.. nadda no nope ent wrong.
they arent allowing tanks on the road because the state govs are too fucking lazy to clean up the leftovers of the neverending pilliars of fucking idiots who i mortarshelled into oblivion tne first day tanks where legal.... :drool:....... ahh
flaming morons on the streets like a neverending row of streetlights...ahhhhhhhhh
waitaminute.
fuck
there i go having that mortar shelling republicans and bad drivers fantasy again..
just overlook me.
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feed me questions! show me this forum isnt as dead as i think it is!
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Why when my dog showed such intelligence by using the bathroom outside has she now in the past few weeks reverted to pooping on the floor and sometimes peeing???
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Why when my dog showed such intelligence by using the bathroom outside has she now in the past few weeks reverted to pooping on the floor and sometimes peeing???

have you been doing something that the dog doesnt approve of?
less attn, new additions to your household the dog may not like, new dog food, ect? has it been playing with other dogs? and have you been spending less time with it (asked twice)?
usually if a dog reverts to behavior, its mad at you or wants something...
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YES YES YES. yes to all except dog food, she likes her puppy chow . you HAVE to spend more time with her. patience and consistency is the key in puppy training.
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this might help

http://www.canismajor.com/dog/frstyear.html

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Please erase this post.........it is STILL too personal........I do not air your dirty or clean laundry on here, please do not air mine.......My original post was a harmless halfhearted post....and I expected a harmless half hearted answer............from Junkie. People on this board do not have priveledged access to know what I do in my spare time, where I am at, how long I work, or who I am dating, or my personal screw ups and or shortcomings, unless I give them that priveledge. If I want that information revealed, I would appreciate it if those around me left that to my decision to reveal. Unless you want your skeletons fanned out too, I would appreciate it if all would keep my personal buisness..............well, personal. Do not ABUSE the priveledge you have of really knowing who I am, good or bad, or I may take that away.

The link would have sufficed. thank you for the link.

By the way, my dog chases cats and takes their toys away from them, that makes my dog rule, no matter what she does in the floor.
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sorry, i didn't consider it laundry at all.
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cant we alll get along?
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OK JC, I've finally got a question for you: Why can't I (or anyone)rent porn on Sundays at the Movie Gallery anymore? Not that I need porn EVERY Sunday, but we've all had hung over Sunday mornings where we badly need to jump start our worn out imaginations. Granted, I could ask at the rental counter, but Oni is shy :P
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Can't we all just hit a bong?? :woot:
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