Random Junkie Christ Thread

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 1:25 pm

Junkie, I have an issue. I'm too anal (NO I'm not GOING anal, NOR and I speaking of our convo from yesterday.) I'm obsessed with being punctual, and I have to place fun in my planner, when I get time.Help me be a hellian. Damn this sounds like a Dear Abby column, just really really wrong.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 2:21 pm

Coor wrote:Junkie, I have an issue. I'm too anal (NO I'm not GOING anal, NOR and I speaking of our convo from yesterday.) I'm obsessed with being punctual, and I have to place fun in my planner, when I get time.Help me be a hellian. Damn this sounds like a Dear Abby column, just really really wrong.

step one, BURN YOUR PLANNER.
dont throw it away, dont ignore it, dont put it up, burn it.
step two punctuality isnt a bad thing. i wish i had it. ill be 15 mins late to my funeral. no advice there.
step three, just make a list of all the shit you have to do, but times beside the things that require it (i.e. JOB).. this way your more likely to clean, laundry, buy food, ect in one day in one fell swoop.
leaves your more time to do shit. and unless you have some pressing issue the next day, find things you enjoy and do em whenever youve got the time. i wont tell you how to be a hellian, thats more of a personality thing, although i do advice to everyone a night a week with a bottle of whiskey (or a phat bag) and some good friends to unwind. whatever it is that calms you down, if its masturbating, do that... though if you do that with a group of friends tape it and put on the net.
whats the point of all this?
dont take life to seriously. esp when your young. just take it seriously ENOUGH.
ENOUGH to keep ahead on bills
ENOUGH to make it to work everyday.
ENOUGH.
anything past that is being anal.
thats really the only advice you need.
usually,no one really needs advice and noone should really give it.
it usually just reinforces what in the back of your mind you knew already. taking life too seriously? this is probably something youve known.

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 4:14 pm

why do people go to Abercrombie and Fitch and stores like it jsut to spend hundreds of dollars on clothes that look like they spent 50 cents on them at Goodwill?

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 4:21 pm

Yea, I decided today that I need to get rid of the planner. See, I liek having money thus I work ALL THE TIME.

Can't drink at home. We have children in the house, and its a morality issue.
I'm a neat freak, so I clean everyday, whenever I'm home, and not on the comp, I'm cleaning

I thank thee all mighty Junkie for the advice.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 5:48 pm

satanskitten wrote:why do people go to Abercrombie and Fitch and stores like it jsut to spend hundreds of dollars on clothes that look like they spent 50 cents on them at Goodwill?

because mass media marketing trends && their tv told them too
yea people are amazingly easy to control as a whole huh?

Captured By Robots wrote:i saw that on the mtv!

spookwhore · Post by **spookwhore** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:42 am

Instead of asking a few meaningless questions over a long period of time, therefore rasing your post numbers even higher than any person's should ever be...I'm going to ask you an ass-load of meaningless questions all at once & wait for you head to explode...

1: Why do you have so much trivial knowledge?
2: What really is at the end of a rainbow?
3: Why would anyone want to be "somewhere over the rainbow"?
4: When will Satan jump out in front of my car & mangle my corpse?
5: How do U.F.O.'s fly?
6: Why does Glenn Danzig sometimes Joey Larence from "Blossom"?
7: Why do you hit on my girlfriend?
8: Why do I hit on you?
9: Why do you encourage me to hit on you?
10: Who is the Marquise_de_Carabas?
11: Die,pig,die! Wait, was that supposed to be a question?
12: What is you absolute FAVORITE song?
13: Best Marilyn Manson cameo, JAWBREAKER, or PARTY MONSTER?
14: Early ninties Courtney Love, or modern version?
15: Mindless Self Indulgence...What the fuck?
16: If God created man in "His own image", then does that mean that there is someone who looks exactly like God?
17: Why do men have nipples?
18: Why do people suck?...
19: ...& Why won't they die when I want them to?
20: Why won't your monster rise in rank or fame?
21: If Heaven is indeed a half-pipe, then what is Hell?
22: Better drug...Love or Life?
23: If you where to critique me, from what you know of me, & not what you have heard, what would you change?
24: What would you change about yourself right now?
25: Would you rather have anal sex with an average looking female, or a male midget?
26: What is your most disgusting sex moment?
27: Most embarassing sex moment?
28: If train A leaves the station in London, England, traveling at 54 MPH due west, & train B leaves the station in Berlin, Germany at the speed of light, plus the speed of sound traveling due north, when & where will they meet? (please give longitude & latitude, with minutes & seconds. Please show all work)
29:What happened to Louis Anderson?
30: Who would you rather fight, if you had to, Rob van Dam, or Jean Claude van Dam?
31: Would you rather be a Geek at an old carnival side-show, or forced to wear a chicken costume in 100+ degrees on the side of Kingston Pike?
32: Do you think I'm pretty?
33: Does this man-skirt make my ass look big?
34: Why aren't you answering me?
35: You think I'm fat, don't you?
36: Don't you?
37: You don't love me anymore, do you?
38: Will you promise me, that you'll never leave me?
39: If I died, right now, would you hold my hand?
40: ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET JUNKIE????

*KISSES* God, this is going to have to be one huge response...but I know you'll respond. Come on I had to do this. -eNd-

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:07 am

I have to, these were too good.
Miss Eve's answers.
13. Party monster, he was a drag queen high on PCP. Now thats funny
15. MSI.....great band, guy walks arond and makes out with random guys after the show
17. because they look pretty pierced
21. poop shoot
29. I think he ate himself to death
31. geeks get pussy

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 2:26 pm

party monster, hands down the best.
la la la la lalalala laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

don't forget he also made a cameo appearance with twiggy in "lost highway" they were in the porn everyone was watching at the end of the movie.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 3:39 pm

OK, hmmm I don't want to answer any questions.

Does ETSU have a film department? Even though you hate johnson City, would you reccomend anyone to go there? What are some good programs ETSU offers? Which are the shittiest? Oh, and i commend you on your Comp Science degree. I wanted one, but there is no way I'm taking Calc, much less 3 years of it.

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:26 pm

dear junkie,

why am i a pussy? why, when i like someone, do i never know how to go about it or what to do about it? why do i never have the balls to do ANYTHING about it? why when i am interested in someone new do i automatically assume that they won't be interested in me? please help.

sincerely,
pathetic, chicken shit pussy

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:31 pm

im gonna try to do short answer for all of these

spookwhore wrote:Instead of asking a few meaningless questions over a long period of time, therefore rasing your post numbers even higher than any person's should ever be...I'm going to ask you an ass-load of meaningless questions all at once & wait for you head to explode...

1: Why do you have so much trivial knowledge?
2: What really is at the end of a rainbow?
3: Why would anyone want to be "somewhere over the rainbow"?
4: When will Satan jump out in front of my car & mangle my corpse?
5: How do U.F.O.'s fly?
6: Why does Glenn Danzig sometimes Joey Larence from "Blossom"?

1) i just do
2)a projector
3)because that entire portion of the text is referring to how people always think their fantasy world would be better than reality... but the rest of the text proves the point when you get there, it sucks there too.
4)thats the nicest metaphor for jacking off ive ever seen
5)they run the energy created from rednecks in boiling lava and midgets in hampster whleels to defy gravity, space, and time.. probably some anal sex created quantum energy in there too.
6)watch it kiddo. i do knock the shit outta people over stuff like that... :twisted:

but i like you so its ok. :twisted:

7: Why do you hit on my girlfriend?
8: Why do I hit on you?
9: Why do you encourage me to hit on you?
10: Who is the Marquise_de_Carabas?
11: Die,pig,die! Wait, was that supposed to be a question?
12: What is you absolute FAVORITE song?

7)she hits on me, i just respond.seriously, its been an ongoing joke since we met. and its just a joke.
8 ) because im sexy
9) im only joking, you take it seriously... ok maybe im not joking... youll never know...
10) damn i hate looking into french shit. the same words that cover some of the sickest acts known to man also bring up things like this unless it has to do with childrens books, im out on that one.
11)no but its a hell of a suggestion. lets go cop hunting (cue cop killer)
12)depends on the day and the mood. ive got a list over 100 songs long to put there.

13: Best Marilyn Manson cameo, JAWBREAKER, or PARTY MONSTER?
14: Early ninties Courtney Love, or modern version?
15: Mindless Self Indulgence...What the fuck?
16: If God created man in "His own image", then does that mean that there is someone who looks exactly like God?
17: Why do men have nipples?
18: Why do people suck?...
19: ...& Why won't they die when I want them to?
20: Why won't your monster rise in rank or fame?

13) party monster. hands down.
14) early ninties. its like everything you love about a rock star that makes you want to bang them with a drug problem so bad you got an insanely high shot at it
15)MSI is amazing. its going to take 15 monkeys having group sex smoking crank for 10 years solid to finally explain those guys.
16)his own image is a vague term that overviews human structure and emotions and ect.. it doesnt mean that the guy who sells you tacos is gods spitting image or anything. people overthink or underthink the bible at all the wrong times
17) i do know the real reason to this but instead of saying it i will say this, so when you become a drag queen you got a starting point for the implants.
18 ) because i like head and the people like it when you grab their head and make em swallow
19) if that tricked worked, me and 2 or three other people would be the only people left from where i hate the world to the point id read every phone book in the country shouting their names until they were dead.
20) my monster? i have no idea what your talking about. but when i woke up today my monster was strong and tall and long and wide. so....

21: If Heaven is indeed a half-pipe, then what is Hell?
22: Better drug...Love or Life?
23: If you where to critique me, from what you know of me, & not what you have heard, what would you change?
24: What would you change about yourself right now?
25: Would you rather have anal sex with an average looking female, or a male midget?
26: What is your most disgusting sex moment?
27: Most embarassing sex moment?

22)moping the shows at a peep show
23)life. im so addicted to life right now its sick.
24)instead of changing me id change the world around me by adding another 12 hours a day so i could finish all my work and still have time to go do all the crazy shit i come up with.im the happiest with my life and self ive ever been, but im bored to death
25)average looking female midget.
26) it would get banned from this forum to post. ask me in person.
27)theres been so many........ deer god. look around KF i posted this one a few times already. but i think for ME personally (theres been worse but this was the one i felt the strangest about) was having my gerl handcuffed to the upper fridge door in my basement. i was standing in front of her keeping her from falling over... with my manmeat... we were doing the anal.... shes screaming about it... and while shes screaming tons of nice idioms about being sodomized and handcuffed my mom came come and walked down stairs.... my gerl got off, ripped the door from the hindges, tackles me the ground, i look up and see mom.

28: If train A leaves the station in London, England, traveling at 54 MPH due west, & train B leaves the station in Berlin, Germany at the speed of light, plus the speed of sound traveling due north, when & where will they meet? (please give longitude & latitude, with minutes & seconds. Please show all work)
29:What happened to Louis Anderson?
30: Who would you rather fight, if you had to, Rob van Dam, or Jean Claude van Dam?
31: Would you rather be a Geek at an old carnival side-show, or forced to wear a chicken costume in 100+ degrees on the side of Kingston Pike?

28 )the answer is here
29)he got caught trying to steal money from Family Fued and i didnt keep up with the case so i dont know what happened to him after that. but hes still going to die of the food in his stomach staging a rebellion.
30)Jean Claude van Dam.id bring pictures of the mullet he sported for years, his house before he became poor, the women who used to go for him, and then show him pics of real martial artists and watch him cry. then id give him a biz card for local acting schools.
31)Geek at an old carnival side-show.... i love carnivals i love the style i love the music i love the freak show i love all of the shit related to it. if i could be the Dada i would die happy.

32: Do you think I'm pretty?
33: Does this man-skirt make my ass look big?
34: Why aren't you answering me?
35: You think I'm fat, don't you?
36: Don't you?
37: You don't love me anymore, do you?
38: Will you promise me, that you'll never leave me?
39: If I died, right now, would you hold my hand?
40: ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET JUNKIE????

32)

to quote stephen lynch

Stephen Lynch wrote: if i dug meat id be right behind you, if you know what i mean, if i were gay i we could tear down the walls, but im not gay so wont you stop touching my balls

33)yes
34) i was taking a shit and singing the cheers theme while i poured choclate syrup on my nuts. sorry. was busy.
35)yes
36)yes... pregnant Qtip with ghettobooty
37)we aint got no love for ho's. dont make me remind you about my pimpin hand and its slap.
38)ill tell you that. but im fucking lying.
39)ill have one hand on your hand and the other hand on your wang striaght so we can slide the pig onto your cock for your final hellride before death.
40)yes. thanks. alot. all answers are in good fun too.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:47 pm

Coor wrote:OK, hmmm I don't want to answer any questions.

Does ETSU have a film department? Even though you hate johnson City, would you reccomend anyone to go there? What are some good programs ETSU offers? Which are the shittiest? Oh, and i commend you on your Comp Science degree. I wanted one, but there is no way I'm taking Calc, much less 3 years of it.

film dept: kinda. there was one in transit.... i dont know if it ever got set back up. i doubt it though.
go to JC if your into CSCI, nursing, business, radiology. they are amazing for that. outside of that, dont go. stay away. theres better schools for those majors. but they are still better than most (including most of UTs majors we share with them)
i dont have my degree yet. i get it in Dec. and i only took one calc class and it wasnt for my major. i opted to take all the stats classes my college taught, calc 1, pre calc. pre calc and calc were electives that werent in my major at all. ive also wrote multiple papers on concepts of discrete structures and linear alg with some data structures stuff ive done.ive never had any of those classes.. lol. i learned the math as it applied to the concepts... the main reason they require those maths is to get people used to working with rules/postulates/der.'s.... and literal and symbolic constants... the concepts appear for alot of this shit in comp sci but doing it in say a c++ program, if your never told you wouldnt know. its more of the practical appilcation of those maths.. you dont have to even know they exist, most of my friends dont. symbolics go a long way in software engineering (which isnt the same as coding... at all.. its the same thing in a totally structured to death process)
if you take the calc after a few programming classes you will be able to relate one of the most abstract sciences (calc) known to man into literal terms (a silly c++ program you made to shuffle cards)... they suddenly mesh.
CSCI at etsu is a hell of alot of work, but anyone who really wants a CSCI degree needs to get one here and take all the classes they offer..

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:54 pm

gwenhwyfar wrote:dear junkie,

why am i a pussy? why, when i like someone, do i never know how to go about it or what to do about it? why do i never have the balls to do ANYTHING about it? why when i am interested in someone new do i automatically assume that they won't be interested in me? please help.

sincerely,
pathetic, chicken shit pussy

your oversensitive and insecure.
you should put you first and what will make you the happiest.
thats a good place to start.
the best way to get a good man:
stop looking and do so much with your life,body, and self that they seek you.
dont try to get them, make them desire you.
turn the tables
will do wonders for your self esteem too.
the best advice i can give, stop worring about it and just do something to change it. if you find yourself going "but.." ignore everyword past the but. go find all the ways to better your mind,spirit, body, and life. the bois will follow. and you have my permission to walk on their heads. the men will ask your time.
you have my encouragement to do as you will then..............

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:13 pm

So the Comp Science degree doesn't require alot of Calc? I heard you HAD to take like 3 classes on it or some shit like that.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:21 pm

Coor wrote:So the Comp Science degree doesn't require alot of Calc? I heard you HAD to take like 3 classes on it or some shit like that.

depends on the concentration
theres three concentrations for CSCI
they just changed the math requirements this year, but im done with my math so it doesnt matter to me
compSci takes calc one and two, discrete structures, and linear algebra
infoSci takes discrete structures and MAYBE linear. the rest is stats classes. most of them
infoTech - NOW you have to take discrete structures, two stats classes. used to be 3 stats classes and the intro stats classes. i got more use outta the stats seeing as how i learned the others in reverse.
plus believe it or not, if you study it, calc isnt hard.
i was HORRIBLE at math when i came to college. i still have a calcuator on me at all times just to do basic addition and multiplication and shit...... and i aced all those classes.
its not what you think at all. more thinking of constants being data being numbers for you to play with. if you study it, you really cant fail it..

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:30 pm

Ah cool. Well I'm really stuck between UTC, and ETSU right now. Oddly enough, last year those were my LAST choices. ETSU has a kick ass music program, but other than that I wasn't completely sure. MAth sucks, I'm an English and History nerd.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 4:40 pm

Coor wrote:Ah cool. Well I'm really stuck between UTC, and ETSU right now. Oddly enough, last year those were my LAST choices. ETSU has a kick ass music program, but other than that I wasn't completely sure. MAth sucks, I'm an English and History nerd.

etsu CLAIMS they have a kick ass music...
if you go minor in computers just cuz its the best challenge youll ever get
and look at MTSU for music stuff....

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:26 pm

Well, I thought about MTSU, but meh I'm over them. No comments on UTC?

Oh, while I'm in bitch mode...

Why the fuck do people get into other people's buisness? And for that matter, why thew hell don't they have to balls to ask me, and instead they run to someone else and ask them? Do they not think that I am fully aware of what I am doing at all times? Why don't they think that I would know about myself better than anyone else?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 7:54 pm

Why is it that I haven't fixed my boot loader yet, so that I can access myCode Libraries from Hell again?

Ashes · Post by **Ashes** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 9:53 pm

Why are tall skinny guys so sexy?