http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGlr9iNBejA

http://www.doctorsteel.com


Who is Doctor Phineas Waldolf Steel?

Dr. Steel is a man of many talents with one, simple goal: To make this world a better place. Through entertainment, Dr. steel feeds the hungry masses who starve for happiness. ‘’It all comes down to having fun. We spend our lives working so hard, when all we want to do is play. So, let the people play! Let toys fill every moment of our lives!’’” -Dr.Steel So go ahead, have fun! You deserve it. Together, we can make this world a better, happier place. He who dies with the most toys wins, and Dr. Steel sees the winner in us all.

As the head o the local division of the Toy soldiers I invite you to enlist and see the wonders of a Utopian Playland.

While I hold his work in the utmost of regards, I have found that I can currently only support one bid for global domination through the widespread use of autonomous robots: My own.

While his vision and mine conflict upon many¹ points², I'll not let it be said that I'm a poor sportsman about this. As a token of my regard, when I unleash my army of flying robotic monkeys, they'll have a special routine burnt into their firmware to prevent them from raping, abducting, maiming, or killing his cat. If he does not have a cat, then they will simply apply this mercy to the small, furry animal nearest to his presence at the time of first encounter.

They'll still tear, rend, and claw everything else, and of course they'll be throwing collected³ feces at pseudo-random targets. If this should prove to be a problem, well, he can have his robots clean up after them. My time is better spent programming, designing, and cackling maniacally.

¹ No individual agent within the army of flying robotic monkeys should be considered remotely close to being a toy, unless it's a toy for someone that you really hate. Then it might be OK.
² While the hungry masses must not starve, I find it far more profitable and efficient to feed them on gruel and whiplashes.
³ I'm far too lazy to make them create their own, and it's an engineering feat from hell just to get them off the ground without simulating a digestive system.

I'm sorry that you hate the "spam" (propaganda). Would a brainwash cookie or maybe a Fancy( fascist ) new uniform make you feel any different?

Great another ear worm...

Ok I'm fighting back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO9rKRilemA

*bopping head back and forth*

Take that and that and that.

I love Repo! In fact, I love repo enough to say it's second only to Dr.Steel recently.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, because I'm the only person I know that HATED Repo. Hated it. Surely I can't be alone?

Rotti's bodyguards are the bomb, with a capital PsychoBabe on top. Hmm ya think we should start a Repo thread?

I heard about Repo in the strangest way. I'm a bit of a X-Japan fan and I read under wiki that Yoshiki (erm...percussionist for X Japan) was involved in this musical. Ok I thinks sounds cool let me look at this. Youtubed a few scenes and kinda like what I see. Missed the movies though. once Amazon gets it down a bit cheaper I might get it from them.

But yeah like what I see and hear so far. reminds me a lot of the kind of stuff Jim Steinman gets into. Happily over excessive and punchy.

Personally I like Grave Robber, but then again this is always the type of character i go for. Sinister and cocky with a touch of brooding angst, and a nice voice to boot. I'm working on my costume for him as well.