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The Non-DJ Slammin' "Songs I Really Hate" Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 2:15 pm
by JaNell
Completely aside from Sanctus, 80s Night, or proving how very Gawth you are, which sings do you really hate, and never ever ever want to hear again in your infinite meaningless and dark lifetimes?

Some of mine:
The Pina Colada Song- Rupert Holmes
The Warrior - Scandal
Second Chance - 38 Special
We Built This City - Starship
Last Kiss - Either - Oh, Eddie, what were you thinking? Thanks for the flashback trauma!


Blissfully forgotten a few especially inane earsores?
Refresh your pain at PopCultureMadness.com's The Worst Songs of All Time.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 2:23 pm
by The Liberal Vampyre
Who sings that "Someday love will find you/someday love will blind you" song? Does anyone know what I'm talking about? It has a horrible video, too. One day that song got stuck in my head and I remember wanting to kill myself that entire day. That's definitely the worst song I can think of.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 2:29 pm
by JaNell
The Liberal Vampyre wrote:Who sings that "Someday love will find you/someday love will blind you" song? Does anyone know what I'm talking about? It has a horrible video, too. One day that song got stuck in my head and I remember wanting to kill myself that entire day. That's definitely the worst song I can think of.


Separate Ways, Journey?

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 2:38 pm
by The Fallen
this will earn me instant death from the femmes....

Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want to Have Fun

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 2:38 pm
by The Liberal Vampyre
I think that's it. I got the second part of the lyric wrong, but the song is still awful. I was thinking it was Journey, anyway, but I didn't want to say it and be totally wrong. :)

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 2:46 pm
by Cheerleader of the Damned
Don't Worry, Be Happy-Bobby McFerrin

It was funny the first couple of times I heard it. Now it just makes me homocidal.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 2:49 pm
by iblis
Cheerleader of the Damned wrote:Don't Worry, Be Happy-Bobby McFerrin

It was funny the first couple of times I heard it. Now it just makes me homocidal.

The same thing happens to me. Oh, and it makes me homicidal, too. :D

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 3:04 pm
by shadow dancer
Edie Brickell "What I Am"
(hated the song the first time I heard it and ever since)

Queen's "Bicycle"
(love the band, hate that song)

I have to agree with the "Don't Worry Be Happy" as well. :)

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 3:18 pm
by Spam
Safety Dance, 99 Luff Balloons, most bad 80's pop like that. Anything by Ja Rule, 50 Cent, and Nelly.

hmmm

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 3:23 pm
by scarecrow
ANYTHING BY THAT HORRID DURST BAND!!!!!:kill:

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 4:29 pm
by Cheerleader of the Damned
iblis wrote:
Cheerleader of the Damned wrote:Don't Worry, Be Happy-Bobby McFerrin

It was funny the first couple of times I heard it. Now it just makes me homocidal.

The same thing happens to me. Oh, and it makes me homicidal, too. :D


homo homi....whatever. It won't matter when they're dead.

Re: The Non-DJ Slammin' "Songs I Really Hate" Thre

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:11 pm
by QueenOfTheFlock
JaNell wrote:Completely aside from Sanctus, 80s Night, or proving how very Gawth you are, which sings do you really hate, and never ever ever want to hear again in your infinite meaningless and dark lifetimes?

Some of mine:
The Pina Colada Song- Rupert Holmes
The Warrior - Scandal
Second Chance - 38 Special
We Built This City - Starship
Last Kiss - Either - Oh, Eddie, what were you thinking? Thanks for the flashback trauma!


Blissfully forgotten a few especially inane earsores?
Refresh your pain at PopCultureMadness.com's The Worst Songs of All Time.


Shoot me now but I actually like The Warrior. *hides*

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:15 pm
by junkie christ
my list of shit to be destroyed. bands mostly.
blink 182.evan dando.limp bizkit.korn.new country, all of it. 98% of the shit they play on the radio and mtv. all boy bands and one hit wonder teen queens. those fucking bands that use theire clever four sentence structure and snappy looks to match with the same damn drum beat and sit guitar playing and claim their punk as they trot on mtv..... fuck that. and those damn nu-metal bands ....
oh yea songs: all the korn and limp bizkit songs.
manson- the beautiful people. FUCKING STOP PLAYING THAT!?!?!
prodigy-firestarter and smack my bitch up.. more a problem in JC than where knox.....

yuk

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 6:03 pm
by Derk Jyslexic
all things boy band.
tho i do think they make great connon fodder for the parody set.
next?

derk
You have a right to free speech, but nobody has to listen to you.
Sorry, what was I saying?

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 6:36 pm
by Ladybee
shadow dancer wrote:Edie Brickell "What I Am"
(hated the song the first time I heard it and ever since)


Ugh, god i hate that frigging song. Like you, i hated it from the first time i heard it. I even remember the first time, it was seeing the video on MTV and i was interested in the Beat Poets and the Bohemians and suchlike, and when the band name flashed on the screen i thought, 'wow, maybe this will be cool,' then proceeded to want to puke, track her down, and beat the shit out of her.

I hate the entire subgenre of what i call "pussbag country." All that crap with smilin' retards in brand-new ten-gallon hats and $2000 designer cowboy boots singing happy-go-lucky bullshit about how much they love god-n-america, peppered with 'quaint rural lingo' and hammed-up accents. All those fuckers need a stake up the ass and a turn in a pigsmoker. However, i LOVE insurgent country, old and new...songs about drinking and killing and crying and being poor and suchlike.

I also have a deep-seated dislike for "Dirty Laundry" by John Cougar Mellencamp.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 6:57 pm
by Bone
Ladybee wrote:...
I also have a deep-seated dislike for "Dirty Laundry" by John Cougar Mellencamp.


Did he do one or do you mean Don Henley's Dirty Laundry?
Don's I both love and hate. It sounds so damn cheezy, but done a bit differently it "could" sound cool

okay to my list in the RIGHT thread now....
ANYTHING by Ja Rule (how did this guy get a recording contract. IMHO the only thing he has going for him is his Back-up singers)
Mystical - Shake it fast (although there is a remixthats almost tolerable)
Juvenile - Back that ass up (I think the artist's name says it all)

80% of "new" country - Most modern country (Crooks & Dumb, Alan Jackoff, ect ect) has a rather similar appeal to me of gettin a root cannal with no novacane.
Shinia Twain has a cute belly button though :twisted:

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 7:02 pm
by junkie christ
yea they should bury back that ass up.
and that damn avril whatever her name is. she needs to STOP.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 10:10 pm
by X
I could name probably 10 80s songs i hate REALLY bad...but then Bone would want to have a word with me...."Mafia style"

Of course, i did kill 99 Luft/Red Balloons. I plan on dropping a bomb atop of the safety dance.

I hate "I will always love you"...just the dolly version.

anything metallica post black album, even that one is...sorta bleh.

Of course LIMP BIZKIT...i dislike Staind.....i can tolerate one of those ballady songs tho. Of course theres a ton of bootay songs i hate from having to fuck with them all the damn time @ sandbaggers.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 9:35 am
by MahoganyDawn
The Fallen wrote:this will earn me instant death from the femmes....

Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want to Have Fun


*glare glare hate glare*

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 9:51 am
by MahoganyDawn
Achy Breaky Heart.... *shudder*
Macarena - Duh. SUCK!
Unbreak my heart - Still can't talk about this one.
Theme from Top Gun - Bad high school marching band flashbacks.
Anything by Bon Jovi.... eww... ( He's one of those watch the music video on mute kinda guys)