My septic dun backed up in this 'ere yard. Shoo! It sho nuf do smell like one o' 'em 'ere dang ol' beavers that need a good scrubbin'. Hooo! Shew. Sho' nuf, I need some of you goffs to dress up in your finist leathers and plastic products, and put them creams on yer faces and come on out chear and FIXIN UP MY SEPTIC! HELL FIRE!

YeeHaw!!!!
Let's go!!!!

2 words:

HELL NO!

I don't even like being around my own excriment, much less that of other people.

I've been thinking about picking up my plumbers and electricians ticket and doing odd jobs til the career thing sorts out. But then I realized that I'd have to work in other peoples poo. Thats gross.

Oh, come on Rob,

Nem has enough vinyl that we can wrap him up tight and lower him in. He won't notice a thing. He has no room for senses in his skinny body.

JaNell wrote:I hear it's the Shiz-net!

Hell, it's the shiznet and the piznet and all that toilet paper....net. It's all in my dang 'ol yard! Get yer skinny goff assiz over chear!